You have no idea what I am capable of.

24 and still living this shit people call life.

[sunlit-mess]

D6: spoken in vice

[sunlit-mess]

D3: Tongues & Teeth

[femmmie]

My brain IMMEDIATELY went

[naiart-i]

The Sunflower boy and his Tea Lover

[batwynn]

When your crush can out-stubborn you.

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[batwynn]

So here’s a really basic merman thing for jordimeryle because I wanted to. 

[colourofthekites]

"I could fix him" well I could turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box and then I'll put that box inside of another box and I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives AHAHAHA I'll smash it with a hammer!!!

[kawaibakadesu]

“A LLAMA?!?? HES SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!”

[batterycows]

(Hero) Partners

[vivalski]

[mikaspetit]

キ 𝗌𝗁𝗎𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝗂𝗈 :

⋆ 𝗆𝖺𝗍𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗌 𖦥

ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ@mik6vie 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 !

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

[amlsh-deactivated20181211]

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

[sads]

im laughins so hard who changed it

[ace-beef]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

[second-order-simulacra]

[wangxianficrecs]

I’m in the mood for a fic where…

Hmm, I’m not doing so well on these today, I think.  Let’s see what you can come up with.

~*~

1.  Hey Mojo! I love your blog and all the work you put into it! ❤ ❤ I know you have just done “I’m in the mood for”, so I’m in no rush, whenever you do another one… I’m looking for fics where the other sects (like the Lans, Jiang) are held accountable for the killing of the innocent Wens, and even wwx. Something like this blood in my mouth by ShanaStoryteller. It can be after wwx resurrection, or before. I would love a Lan WangJi who cannot be part of the Lan sect anymore after what they did. because they like to call themselves righteous, but they went there and killed a lot of innocent people (and the love of his life). I would love one where he doesn’t just accept his punishment, and maybe he doesn’t have a good relationship with his brother after all of that happens. Thank you!!! ❤ ~ @fondofeveryprickle

Believe by Quiet_crash (G, 11k, lan wangji & songxiao, my bookmark)

❤️The Rules of Living by syriala (G, 12k, xicheng, lan wangji & jiang cheng, my post)

❤️And Miles To Go Before I Sleep by Glitterbombshell (T, 24k, wangxian, WIP, my bookmark)

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2.  Hi! Thank you so so much for all the work you put into this blog! I swear I check it in the morning like it’s the newspaper lmao [lolz]

Are there any fics you can think of that have to do with the juniors learning the real story of what happened in the earlier era (like, sunshot, pre-flashback, etc) and/or realizing how the “heroes” of the sunshot campaign were like… young? Like how the people from their childhood stories were the same(ish) age the juniors are now

❤️The One-Body Problem by metisket (T, 29k, wangxian, my bookmark)

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3.  hello.. can i ask for any wangxian mafia fic if there is?? like any mafia themed fic 😅 Thank youuu

too much love will kill you by retts (T, 3k, wangxian, my post)

❤️10 RMB lucky chickens by Raitelzen (T, 25k, xicheng, background wangxian, my post)

See What I’ve Become by Vamillepudding (T, 25k, wangxian)

So Full Of Love (Wouldn’t Know Where to Start) by witchupbitch (M, 54k, wangxian, WIP)

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4.  Hello! I was wondering if there are any stories where a Future/Modern Lan Zhan summons Wei Ying’s soul from the past? I’ve had so many good recommendations from your page! Thanks for your work! ~ @luxxeh98

Yiling Poltergeist by jaemyun (G, 16k, wangxian, ghost wei ying from canon and reincarnated lan zhan)

~*~

5.  Hi,mojo!!! I hope it’s not too much of a hassle, Can you help me find a story which is based on this fmv:《遗落的月光》上 Part1（情敌变情人 | 破镜重圆 | 狗血午夜场??? I already read the His Till We Lose by LicHeng23 [link is to Wattpad]. But is there any other fic with the same plot?

~*~

6.   Hello! I was wondering if you know of any wangxian fics where, maybe after canon or during it, WWX finds out that LWJ has a fiancée? With wangxian endgame, of course! Thank you so so much for all the hard work you do, it makes fandom SO much easier. Have a wonderful day/night <3

Smile by summer_melody (E, 35k, wangxian, chengyi, WIP)

The Proposal by LFMH021 (T, 93k, wangxian)

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7.  Loving Momjo! I adore you and the good you do for society, by which of course I mean the society of Untamed degenerates ❤️ [Aahhh, thank you!] because of you I have discovered that my taste is a beautiful cross of Hurt!WWX and BAMF!WWX - WWX being his brilliant self but also getting Big Hurt™️ and being fretted over by his doting LWJ/juniors. When I searched these two tags on AO3, not a single fic showed up! Any suggestions?

I’ll throw some of my favorites out there! build me no shrines by occultings (microcomets), Wherever the Chaos by shadowsapiens, hills and rivers by LtLJ , out in the garden, there’s things you hid away by saltyfeathers.

❤️To have and to hold by Moominmammashandbag (M, 79k, wangxian, my post)

between the shadow and the soul by cl410 (M, 22k, wangxian, my bookmark)

Still in the Water by airgeer (T, 45k, wangxian, juniors, my post)

Talismans by brooklinegirl (E, 10k, wangxian, my post) - he’s not hurt but he sure faints a lot

silt, or scurvy by astronicht (M, 11k, wangxian, series in progress)

the field meets the wood by astronicht (T, 8k, wangxian, Podfic, another Podfic)

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8.  Was wondering if anyone has done a wangxian legend of fei au or anything similar? I loved the story and just want added wangxian gayness to it haha either mlm or wlw would do :)  I really hope the next mood for a fic post doesn’t get broken! Much support for having this happen to the previous one, love your blog and I know it must take so long for you to gather all the links, I can’t even imagine <3 [Thank you, sweetie!  I hope so, too. 🤞]

You’d Look Good in Red by failed2be_chill (T, 73k, ji chong/xi yun but no wangxian, WIP)

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9.  Hiii girl! All good? First, thank you for this tumblr. I started to read fanfics with your links and this is my number one place to try more.  [Yay!]  I’m in the mood to read something about the Wei Wuxian and Lan Shizui relationship when Wei Ying comes back. How is it. I read one once that made my heart cry and then be sooo happyyyyy. Do you have more like it? Thank you!!! ~ @jessicasheaven

your name, safe in their mouth by astrolesbian (G, 11k, wangxian, my bookmark)

Not Yet (There As Needed) by sunrise_and_death (T, 13k, wangxian, my post)

the stone-filled sea by yukla (t, 9k, wangxian, my post)

remember the moments when we were together by RoseThorne (T, 2k, lan sizhui & wei wuxian, wangxian, part 3 of try to praise the mutilated world)

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10.  Hello Mojo! I hope you have a nice day! :-) These have probably been asked about before, but would you have modern sex worker au recs? Like camboy, escort, sugardaddy au etc?

I Started From the Bottom/And Now I’m Rich by x_los (E, 58k, wangxian)

hot necromancer singles seeking dom daddies in your area by Mikkeneko (M, 19k, wangxian)

See all this and more for just ten dollars a month! by ScarlettStorm (E, 289k, wangxian, WIP)

Wei Wuxian makes a porno by andreanna (E, 8K, wangxian)

tell me how you need it by verseau (E, 12k, wangxian)

Crystals and Come by Unforth (E, 6k, wangxian, camboy wwx)

Snow by kuro (M, 39k, wangxian)

Just Trust Me by kippalittlefox (M, 24k, wangxian)

crazy in love by w_wxsparkles (E, 51k, wangxian)

kiss the one you love (with reckless abandonment) by lightningalwaysreturns (E, 44k, wangxian, camboy lwj)

for your viewing pleasure by celerydragon (E, 8k, wangxian)

last shred of truth in the lost myth of true love by lazulink (E, 35k, wangxian)

please forgive my most passionate disruptions by pumpkinpaix (E, 63k, wangxian, my post)

A Sure Thing by mrsronweasley (E, 96k, wangxian)

This Ain’t a Stream (It’s a Goddamn Arms Race) by feenwitch (E, 6k, wangxian)

Temptation’s Mask by threerings (E, 58k, wangxian, WIP)

how to be a heartbreaker by sweetlolixo (E, 122k, wangxian, 2 works)

something just like this by ThirtySixSaveFiles (E, 2k, wangxian)

What It Looks Like by phnelt (M, 10k, wangxian)

turn towards the sun by Ariaste (E, 21k, wangxian)

for our love is a ghost the others can’t see by sheepwell, snackmon (sashimini_central) (M, 23k, wangxian, WIP)

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11.  hi! do you or your followers know any modern wangxian fic with coming untouched tag? like in sexy scenarios but also especially in unexpected situations that aren’t necessarily inherently sexy?

in the pines by astronicht (E, 13k, wangxian, WIP)

Our Eyes on the Road by etymologyplayground (E, 23k, wangxian)

Possessive by Katalyna_Rose (E, 4k, wangxian)

Bite and Bruise and Bind by ReformedTsundere (E, 5k, wangxian)

Care and Feeding by mrsronweasley (E, 17k, wangxian)

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12.  Hello Mojo! Love your blog, you do amazing work. Make sure to take a break, eat a sandwich and drink water. [Ha, thanks!]  Anyways, I came up with this ridiculous concept and have been searching everywhere for something like it. So, Sizhui gets hit by a dimension-travel talisman so that Wen Yuan, from a world where the burial mounds were destroyed in his mid-teens instead comes to their world and is bitter. It probably isn’t a fic, but if you can find it, or even something similar, I’d really appreciate it. <3 ~ @themuffinninja-posts

❤️ nevermore, nevermore by agloeian (T, 120k, wangxian, my bookmark) lsz travels back to burial mounds as a teen and tries to fix everything…but isn’t bitter.

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13.  Hey!! Your blog is super helpful and thanks to you I’ve found a lot of awesome fics, thank you sm! Do you perhaps know any fanboy!lwj wangxian fics? I read a fic with it and idk I’ve fallen in love with this concept? It’s a very funny but also interesting idea and I’d like to read some more, so if you (or anyone else) knows any, I’d be so glad if you could help me!!

Feel My Love by Leffy (E, 5k, wangxian)

Make It Count by wearing_tearing (E, 47k, wangxian, my post)

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14.  Hey, mojo! ❤️ Love your recs, thanks for doing this blog! Do you happen to know any fics with the very specific trope of “one night stand and next day there’s a new boss and the one night stand was the new boss, this is awkward”? :D I don’t know how it’s caaaalled, but yes, I want to read fics like that. :D Thank you in advance! (hope this ask reaches you, it seems tumblr ate my previous ones :( )

Mr. Nine Inches Is His New Boss twitter threadfic by @lanzhanstan.

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15.  hi!! any wangxian family modern au recs, please? have a good day! …   HIII, i don’t know if you got my previous request , but can please request some adoption fics please >-< !!!!! preferably where WWX aLOnE adopts more than one child…;) TYSM MOMJO!!!!!

Let’s Play Pretend and Live Our Lives by Tassos (E, 51k, wangxian, my bookmark, A-Yuan only)

so take my hand (take my whole life too) by cicer (E, 92k, wangxian, my post, A-Yuan only)

❤️The Simplest Way Forward by harriet_vane (E, 71k, wangxian, my post,  A-Yuan only)

❤️save a sword, ride a socialist by sysrae (E, 33k, wangxian, my post,  A-Yuan only)

say it’s here where our pieces fall in place by Lirelyn (E, 69k, wangxian,  A-Yuan only)

I look up and see the bright moon by RoseThorne (T, 5k, wangxian, songxiao,  A-Yuan only)

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16.  Hi I was wondering if you or your followers knew of fics where the adults (jiang cheng, Wei wuxian, Lan Wangji, Nie huisang) tell the juniors about what actually happened during the war/the sieges. Correcting misconceptions and letting the juniors see how awful the war actually was. ~ @apparently-i-am-an-adult

❤️The One-Body Problem by metisket (T, 29k, wangxian, my bookmark) it’s sort of accidental but it counts

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17.  Hey, i love your blog and the work you do!! i was going to ask if you maybe know any fics were both lan wangji and wei wuxian are the yiling patriarch(s)? i stumbled about a fanart recently and now i’m curious bcs this concept is so fascinating? like imagine those two as kind of murder husbands?

scienter by synonemous (E, 67k, wangxian, 4 works, series in progress), modern serial killers but not patriarchs

My Empire of Dirt by ElDiablito_SF (E, 5k, wangxian, “Demonic Cultivator Murder Husbands”)

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18.  hello! Thank you for this blog, which I check nearly every day for new things to read (I always find something new! It’s wonderful) [I’m so glad!]  For you next in the mood for post do you know of any fics where lwj tells wwx about their a-yuan sooner? It always made me so sad to hear him grieve until nearly the very end for a boy who was right next to him in canon. Thank you in advance !

~*~

19.  Hello Mojo! I was wondering, do you have any fics where Wen Qing survives? Not a modern AU, though. Thank you for your hard work! <3

A Clan of Ghosts by twigofwillow (G, 31k, background wangxian, my bookmark)

❤️in case of fire, break glass by Jenrose (T, 65k, wangxian, my post)

A Bell That Tells Us to Rise and Fight by DeerstalkerDeathFrisbee (T, 121k, wangxian, chengqing, my post)

Sick Bed Reserved In Gusu Lan by scifigeek14 (T, 14k, wangxian, my post)

something like by silversshadow (T, 69k, wangxian, my post)

And Time Is But a Paper Moon by sami (M, 139k, wangxian, xichengqing, my post)

Myopia by rustycol (M, 67k, wangxian, WIP)

searching for tomorrow by KouriArashi (M, 47k, wen qing)

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20.  hi!!! do u know the fic where the wens leave the burial mounds?? i remember wwx becomes a teacher in yiling hehe thank u so much have a nice day!!

FOUND! (oops, I didn’t realise this was a fic search, shame on me):   Just as the Snow Melts by draechaeli (T, 67k, wangxian)

for just ‘wens leave the burial mounds’, here, have these:

Sick Bed Reserved In Gusu Lan by scifigeek14 (T, 14k, wangxian, my post)

wide enough and wild by impossibletruths (E, 64k, wangxian, my post)

bloom into the ground by tattletold (M, 58k, wangxian, my post, wens move underground)

Myopia by rustycol (M, 67k, wangxian, WIP)

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21.  hi! i would loooove some recommendations of a experienced lwj and a virgin/less experience wwx. do you have any in mind? it can be modern au or canon era

(our friendship) up against the ropes by daltoneering (E, 36k, wangxian)

undone (the spreadsheet song) by spookykingdomstarlight (E, 282, wangxian)

Lol, this tag exists on AO3 lan zhan FUCKS and should net you gold; and maybe Horny lan wangji

all the trembling ways by typefortydeductions (E, 11k, wangxian)

depths within by andreanna (E, 18k, wangxian)

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22.  Hi! Sorry if it was asked before, but do you know any fics that are like an opposite of "slow burn”? Where they don’t pine for each other, they are just together from the start? I can’t find fics like that :c

Under Extreme Duress by sssrha (T, 34k, wangxian, my post)

Reservations by flowercities (oogenesis) (G, 3k, wangxian, my post, POV outsider)

❤️Bet Your Heart by Vamillepudding (G, 14k, wangxian, my post, sort of fits)

talk sense (to a fool) by Turtles (M, 2k, wangxian, my post)

No, Lan Wangji, You Cannot Marry Someone You Just Met! by soulmateenthusiast (T, 41k, wangxian, my post)

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23.  Hi! The XY fic(s) I’m trying to find isn’t like a specific fic, more of a general situation. I want to read fics that feature xue yang having to use his safeword (safeword as in bdsm). The appropriate AO3 tag returns so very few results and none are xy :( Hopefully you or one of your followers has read one. Thank you!

Subdrop by Lunarwriter75 (E, 4k, songxuexiao)

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24.  Recently read a cute fic hot for teacher by attackofthezee (noxlunate) where WWX got A-Yuan at 17 and the mother left. Years later A-Yuan tries to set his single father up with his teacher (LWJ). Do you or your followers know of other fics where WWX has a biological child before getting together with LWJ? They could be strangers like in that fic or have known each other before WWX had a baby, any era.

Transverse by manaika (M, 9k, wangxian)

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25.  Hello! Thanks for all your hard work running this blog!  I’m desperate for recommendations for some modern cultivators AUs! They can have other fantasy or plot elements (like this river runs to you by sundiscus or see you yesterday by glyphic ) or more strictly cultivation on setting ( Always Knew You Were Magical by jeyhawk or most times a wish by impossibletruths ) but there’s something really satisfying about modern cultivation done well and how that world building/setting plays out for Wangxian!

Moonlight as My Guide by BromeliadDreams (M, 32k, wangxian, my bookmark)

Brilliant Mistake by brooklinegirl (E, 54k, wangxian, my post)

The Life Cycle of the Frog and the Fish by Aerlalaith (T, 53k, wangxian, my bookmark)

❤️with you, I am home by tellthemstories (M, 47k, wangxian, my post)

Crazy, Rich Cultivators by ShanaStoryteller (G or T, 13k, wangxian, my bookmark)

please forgive my most passionate disruptions by pumpkinpaix (E, 63k, wangxian, my post)

and so my heart beats wildly by lily_winterwood (E, 106k, wangxian, my post)

❤️speeding up my heartbeat by plonk (E, 25k, wangxian, my bookmark, pure smut and humor w/out worldbuilding)

best things in life by belovedmuerto (T, 35k, wangian, my bookmark)

i’ll be your girl by plonk (e, 38k, wangxian, my post, not much worldbuilding, but good)

bring you home by Alasse_Irena (T, 28k, wangxian)

《我一生中的路还远远没有走完》 by thelastdboy (M, 90k, wangxian, WIP)

a sword for a tongue by martyrsdaughter (E, 7k, wangxian)

silt, or scurvy by astronicht (M, 11k, wangxian, series in progress)

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[My ko-fi.]

[dear-ao3]

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

[dear-ao3]

THATS TUPPERWARE

[sobutmermaids]

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

[dear-ao3]

delaware is too powerful

[uncertaininnit]

what the fuck

[dear-ao3]

[skaktusposts]

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

[dear-ao3]

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

[skaktusposts]

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

[dear-ao3]

.....ace hardware....?

[uncertaininnit]

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

[dear-ao3]

but at what cost

[publiusmaximum]

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

[dear-ao3]

[uncertaininnit]

he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???

[dear-ao3]

delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful

[likethehorrormovie]

From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?

[dear-ao3]

it is now

[tome-itwas]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?

[kkshowtunes]

Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???

[dear-ao3]

software ??

[you-say-that-so-often]

I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.

I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.

[dear-ao3]

gazelle??

[king-finnigan]

oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements

[dear-ao3]

that's fucking adele

[metamelonisle]

isn’t delaware that place you go when you die

[shirtshawaiian]

youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there

[totalrosalia]

how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made

[dear-ao3]

we live in america?

[vigilantsycamore]

I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I'm trying to have a good time

[abnormalmind777]

..... are you talking about Doordash???

[destiel-is-canon-what]

Isn't Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes "Hey there, Delawere"? She's from NYC or something.

[dear-ao3]

THATS HEY THERE DELILAH

[katherynefromphilly]

Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)

[dear-ao3]

stop i do not want to think about this 

[joyflameball]

Isn’t Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet

[dear-ao3]

[forensicrodentfool]

Everyone on this post:

[sith-shenanigans]

I love that the “no, that’s [x]” meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea what’s going on

[jmercedesd]

Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet. 

[dear-ao3]

[callme-corpse-septiceye]

Isn't delaware that one brand of pizza that's like "it's not delivery, it's delaware."

[dear-ao3]

[paulblartinum]

isn't delaware the god of the sea

[dear-ao3]

[robbietherat]

Isn't Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?

[dear-ao3]

[lordechostan]

delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword

[kiwikipedia]

Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.

[dear-ao3]

what have i created

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

I usually only reblog older posts, but this definitely deserves to be in every tumblr hall of fame

[dear-ao3]

this post has only existed for 8 days. 

[salemruinseverything]

happy one month birthday

[just-brain-thoughts]

This is just the “no odd number have the letter e”post

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

it’s ALL odd numbers have “e” silly!

(odd numbers end in the digits 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 (one, three, five, seven, nine) and the only ones for which the word version doesn’t end in those words are/end in eleven, thirteen, fifteen, seventeen, nineteen. I will NOT elaborate or defend this lest this post become another. ur free to do this yourselves if you want tho)

[gumi-megpoidd]

i mean no even numbers end with 1, 3, 5, 7, or 9

[ainosukes-sadism]

oh no please dont make another number discourse im still reeling from the last one

[irenethehotdog]

What about infinity, if it's infinite the technically at one point as it goes on forever it does end in in either 1,3,5,7, or 9 but because it's infinite it's neither even nor odd. Yes? No? Idk I'm drunk

[dear-ao3]

this was posted exactly one month ago to the minute. 87k notes.

[goldenzingy46]

@dear-ao3​ do you need a hug

[dear-ao3]

yes

[mysnis]

What a chaotic energy and turn of events.

[ur-favorite-queer-queen]

Almost woke my sister up when reading this, laughed way too hard

[dear-ao3]

here, for all you fuckers asking, this is the damn delaware post

[kawaibakadesu]

….it…..but isn’t Delaware the plastics bins you put leftovers in and put in the fridge????

[sparklebuttzz]

Here I am making a recommendation list and only about six years after everyone has already stopped shipping them.This list is not yet completed and it probably never will be because I’m a huge procrastinator (If you can’t tell) so I'm constantly adding fanfiction to this list.

CHECK BOTTOM OF THE LIST FOR DETAILS

ERERI FANFIC RECOMMENDATIONS

Title:The Strange and the Usual Details:Modern Supernatural AU Chapters:35/35 Rating: Explicit Summary:When Eren finds himself stuck in what is essentially a halfway house for supernaturally inclined misfits, there's no stopping the veritable shopping list of events that leave him pushed closer and closer to ex-exorcist, Levi. But when is it ever that simple?

Title:Snow and Silence Rating:Explicit Details:Modern AU Chapters:21/21 Summary: When reclusive Eren Yeager finds a half-frozen stranger on his front porch, he has no idea how much the encounter will come to change his life. And yet, even as his fascination grows, so do the mysteries around the enigmatic man. Who exactly is Levi, and can Eren trust him?

Title: Wanderlust Rating:Explicit Details:Modern Travel AU Chapters:35/35 Summary: Wanderlust (noun); a strong desire for or impulse to wander or travel and explore the world. Eren Jeager has been stuck in the same town all his life, from birth to college, and he is afraid that he will never get out. Then something of a miracle occurs; he stumbles across an ad for an all-expense paid trip to France as a travel partner. He expects it to be a prank, he doesn't expect to find himself flying to a foreign country with a grumpy (though very attractive) man with piercing grey eyes.

Title: Help me stand Rating:Mature Details: Modern AU Chapters:26/26 Summary:Eren's best childhood friend and high school boyfriend, Armin, dies in a car accident in which Eren had been the one at the wheel. Unable to keep from blaming himself, life itself becomes agonizing for Eren and he turns to the more negative side of coping mechanisms. Eventually, he meets a college student named Levi who seems like he has it all figured out, just to discover that they have more in common than he thought. (Also, Levi has a motorcycle because it was definitely necessary.)

Title: Come in with the Rain Rating:Mature Details:Modern Teaching AU Chapters:20/20 Summary: Levi attends work one day and does not expect the incessant chatter and noise that seems to have transfigured the other teachers into gossiping old women. However Levi isn't so sure that the obnoxious noise wasn't called for when he meets the subject of the entire English base's - except for perhaps Jean, but the kid had a stick up his ass anyway - affections. Dammit did he have bright eyes.

Title:The Little Titan Cafe Details:Modern Barista/Cafe AU Chapters:22/22 Rating:Teen and Up Summary:Just another cliche AU in which Eren works as a barista in his mother’s café, specializing in latte art. And then there’s Levi, who’s not exactly your typical patron, because, well, he’s blunt and rude (which Eren supposes isn’t that much different from regular customers) but mostly he just confuses Eren’s poor little homosexual heart.

Title:Dark Side Of The Moon Rating:Explicit Details:Modern Mafia AU Chapters:35/35 Summary:The doorbell's polite ding-dong silences us, Trost included. The dog is tense, watching the door warily.I reach for the doorknob, but Mom stops me with a quick, “Eren! What have I said about answering the door when you aren’t expecting anyone?” I step aside, and she peers through the peephole. Whatever she sees on the other side makes her suck in a breath.

Title:Louder Than Words Details: Modern AU Rating:Explicit Summary:My boyfriend, Eren Jaeger, disappeared ten days before his seventeenth birthday.Six months later, he was found again, completely intact save for his mental and emotional scars. Oh, and the fact that he would never be able to speak again.And so, we all started to rebuild from the debris that had been left in the destruction of our lives.

Title:To One in Paradise Details: Fantasy AU Rating:Explicit Chapters:26/26 Summary: Eren is the most talented painter to be born in Shinganshina which has caught the attention of the Fae who reside in their realm nearby. However, Eren is also the only boy to ever be born in the village with emerald green eyes. His mother and sister have spent the past 17 years hiding him away from the Fae who love all things beautiful. Then one fateful day he is spotted by the worst Fae of all...King Levi.

Title:Shut Up and Dance Details:Modern AU Rating:Teen And Up Chapters:10/10 Summary: Eren probably should have thought about the fact that he's a terrible dancer before agreeing to dance with Mikasa at her wedding in place of their deceased father. Luckily, Levi is the king of the ballroom and Eren is the king of persistence. Unluckily, Eren can't stop blushing long enough to actually learn how to not step on his dancing partner's feet.

Title:Witch's Vein and BloodStains Details:Fantasy AU Rating:Teen and Up Chapters:17/17 Summary: In a land of sentient forests and unpredictable magic, it is never wise to venture far without a witch.The Survey Corps is in dire need of a replacement after a tragic accident took Ilse's life in a quest gone horribly wrong. Eren might not be what anyone expected, but he has raw talent and curious allure that even Captain Levi can’t deny. When circumstances conspire to pit the squad against the same adversary that took Ilse barely a year ago, will they be able to handle the challenge a second time round?

Title:Do You Love Me? Details:Modern Long Distance AU Rating:Mature Chapters:34/34 Summary: A cliche AU in which Levi goes to a college in France for a semester and Eren wants to tell him he loves him but can't seem to.

Title:Black Swan Details:Modern Dance AU Rating:Explicit Chapters:9/9 Summary: 24-year-old Eren Yeager has risen as one of the best choreographers of his time. He's known by friends and clients as one of the most passionate people they have ever met. Scared of allowing the world to see his true vulnerable self, he chooses to stand behind the scenes and allow for others to display that passion in his place.Enter 33-year-old famous dancer Levi Ackerman. Well known in the industry for his immense talent as well as his less-than-friendly attitude. Despite his reservations, Eren agrees to work with Levi as his choreographer. Little does the younger man know that this decision will change everything that he ever thought he knew about the world, and most importantly, himself.

Title:Art Of War Details: Modern Prank War AU Rating: Explicit Chapters:11/11 Summary:A modern AU in which Eren moves into the apartment directly above Levi's.

Title:Lists Details:Modern College/University AU Rating:Explicit Chapters:16/16 Summary: The story of Levi ("Why bother trying to make friends when you can learn to control people instead?") and Eren ("Because you can control people better when they think that they're your friends. They don't even know they're being manipulated.") coping with social interaction at college in their own different ways.

Title:Trust Details:Modern Omegaverse AU Rating:Explicit Chapters:12/12 Summary: Private Investigator detective Levi Ackerman never expected to meet an alpha male he could trust completely, but then a bumbling, green-eyed mailman entered his life. Now he has to choose between keeping his solitary life and possibly risking his freedom and independence for a shot at something special and unusual for him.

Title:Demons and Darkness Details: Demon/Supernatural AU Rating:Explicit Chapters:37/37 Summary: Levi is a scout, and protects his village day and night from feral yokai, demon like creatures who feast on human flesh. When the chieftan of his village is killed by the beasts, Levi's father takes over, putting him next in line to lead his people. All Levi wants to do is watch over Mitras with his blade, fighting along side his teacher, who he has been in love with all his life. When he discovers that Erwin is getting married, he heads off into the woods alone to drink and slay demons, trying to forget. He never expects to summon from the darkness a yokai of his own.

Title:No Such Thing As Fate Details:Modern Reincarnation AU Rating:Explicit Chapters:14/14 Summary: “You forgot,” he said, with a tone of sudden clarity. “Ah. So that’s why you called me captain. Reincarnation AU in which Eren and Levi never established a relationship in that other life.

Title:Summer, Sweat, and Sausages Details: Modern AU Rating:Explicit Chapters:10/10 Summary:Eren lazes around during the summer after his first year of college, wondering what he is doing with his life, going to school for a major he doesn't even enjoy and trying to outshine his perfect stepsister Mikasa. He's also oddly turned on by his stepsister’s revisiting uncle Levi, who Eren doesn't remember at all. They piss each other off a lot, then grow an odd bond of companionship—then Eren realizes Levi was shunned by his family some odd years back for coming out as gay, and for some reason, Eren's budding curiosity gets the better of him. Tensions run high, pants slide off, and Eren sweats from more than just the summer heat when he gains an abnormal craving for Levi’s "sausage." Humor and drama ensue and so does an absurd amount of smut. Outside of sex, feelings are also involved—and they soon crash hard into the ground.

Title:Crash Details:Modern Aviator/Pilot AU Rating:Explicit Chapters:34/34 Summary: "If the wings are moving faster than the fuselage, don't trust it."Fixed-wing pilots and helicopter pilots do not see eye to eye. Particularly when said heli-pilot is a self-entitled, rich "weekend warrior" that apparently has no regard for airmanship.However, when Eren is involved in an aircraft accident, his path crosses with the man he can't stand in a way that will have him indebted. That man intends to cash in on that debt...with interest. Follow Eren through his professional and personal hardships following the accident, and how he learns that with time and patience, one can overcome anything.

Title:Chasing Summer Details:Modern AU Rating:Explicit Chapters:26/26 Summary:Two more weeks left before Levi Ackerman graduates from high school and leaves the small town of Shiganshina. He can't wait for the moment that he can finally put that dreadful town behind him. But when a Grisha Jaeger becomes the new family doctor, bringing along his ill son that breathes new life into the town he desperately wants to escape, will Levi find a reason to stay?

Title:Steered Straight Details:Modern Military AU Rating:Explicit Chapters:21/21 Summary: Levi is a military Captain with the US Marine Corps in charge of a very small, elite reconnaissance force responsible for surveying enemy territory before the military formally makes its move. Eren is a rebellious trouble maker who shuffles in and out of lock-up until his twenty-first birthday when the judge offers him a choice between military service or prison time. Little does he know that his decision, and the unapproachable captain he's stuck with, will change his life.

Title:Augenfresser Details:Modern Supernatural AU Rating:Explicit Chapters:26/26 Summary:Monsters did not like to hide under beds,as his father had told him. No; he found the monster hiding in his closet.

Title:Fallen Star Details:Modern AU Rating:Mature Chapters:11/11 Summary:Detective Levi Ackerman had his life in order; a steady job he enjoyed, a close circle of friends, and a spitfire little sister who was all the family he could ever want or need. His world was a simple one until ballet prodigy Eren Jaeger stumbled into it. Someone like Eren didn't belong in his world.Now he wasn't sure how he would live without him.

Title:king of carrot flowers Details:Modern AU Rating:Mature Chapters:13/13 Summary:It's a Sunday. He's washing his favorite mug and trying not to pay too much attention to the funeral that's going on across the street.---(Levi lives across the street from a cemetery and Eren's father has recently passed away.)

Title:The 6th Ward Chapters:28/28 Rating:Mature Details:Modern Hospital AU Summary: Levi is finally returning to work as a nurse after recovering from a car crash that nearly killed him. Nothing says "welcome back" like realizing he's lost his marbles and can see the disembodied spirits of the comatose patients in the 6th ward. He begrudgingly helps them learn how to be dead. Eren, the newest coma patient in the 6th ward, has six months to learn how to be dead. Good luck, kid.

Title:Rebellious Nobodies Details:Modern College/University AU Chapters:35/35 Rating:Explicit Summary: When naive, oblivious first-year Eren Jaeger gets drunk at a frat party, he finds himself thrown unceremoniously into the world of Levi Ackerman--the elusive, mysterious senior with a sexual aura unlike anything Eren has ever experienced. His mind is ravaged with desires for him, until he is practically consumed by his image, even as he becomes aware of the fact that he knows close to nothing about Levi Ackerman. They find themselves drawn to each other, as much as the world seems to tell them that they shouldn't be together.Then Eren meets Mikasa, Levi's seemingly perfect cousin. She tries to warn him about Levi, telling Eren that he has a dark past and a twisted future. Only when Eren finds himself dragged down into Levi's underworld, riddled with hidden skeletons and blood-stained hands, does he understand--but by then, it is too late.

Title:Stowaway Details:Modern Fantasy Pirate AU. Chapters:7/7 Rating:Explicit Summary:Levi is the Captain of The Captain's Killer, the most dreaded pirate ship in all the Caribbean, which hunts its bounty with ruthless efficiency. For years Captain Levi has dodged the Navy's most decorated Commander, Erwin, and his attempts at sinking Levi's ship and coercing him into sailing under the Navy's banner. It seems that Levi will continue sailing the seas as he pleases, answering to no one but the mood of the winds, until a stowaway with a few secrets of his own ends up on his ship and throws everything in disarray.

Title:The Red Long Johns Details:Modern Teacher AU Rating:Mature Chapters:8/8 Summary:It’s the week of the yearly Trust Initiative Teen Action Network (T.I.T.A.N.) retreat but this year Levi is left out in the cold when Hanji breaks her leg. To make things worse, Principal Smith gets a replacement chaperone—the new, very green English teacher Eren Jaeger. Levi and Eren butt heads over every little thing from professional to personal. Despite all of this, Levi finds himself distracted by the red long johns the fashion-challenged Eren wears under all of his winter gear and just how to get into them…

Title:Lend me your ear Details:Modern Phone Sex AU Chapters:4/4 Rating:Explicit Summary:Eren's not a vindictive person. Really, he's not. In fact, he considers himself a big supporter of doing the right thing, fighting the good fight (literally, if need be); basically, he's a big proponent of justice.Sitting here with Jean's credit card clutched in his hand, Eren's sure this is just the beginning of a long and prosperous road full of justice.

Title:Neither Tarnished Nor afraid Details: Modern AU Rating:Explicit Chapters:19/19 Summary: Levi is a rare thing; a man of honour in a city eternally selling its soul. They gave him a gun and a badge, and he walks the cruel and indifferent streets of Southport doing what he can for the forgotten ideal of justice. Someone else in Southport has an interest in justice as well, and he leaves a bloody trail of corpses in his wake as he tears through the city's underworld.Levi's duty is to hunt him down, whether he is an avenging angel, a monster, or something slightly more complicated than either.

Title: Half light Details:Modern AU Rating:Not yet rated Chapters:22/22. Summary: He wouldn't say that they're friends, really. They're not quite just acquaintances either; the more he thinks about it, Eren's not sure how to describe their relationship. They sort of... tolerate each other, in different ways.But yeah, the more he thinks about it (and he does think about it quite often), Eren thinks that he'd like for them to be friends.(AU where Eren tries to figure out what you do when friendly feelings turn into something more.)

Title:Federkleid Details:Modern AU Rating:Explicit Chapters:32/32 Summary: The Wings of Freedom is an agency that rehabilitates children the world has given up on, showing them what it's like to lead a normal life, and Levi is its strongest member. It's here he meets Eren, his most difficult case yet. The 17 year old boy is terrified of his own shadow, and has retreated into his own world of darkness and fear, too afraid to come out. However, Levi will give him a reason to leave that world, and show him that it's okay to trust and love again. The road ahead is winding and painful for both of them, for reasons neither of them could have guessed.

Title: Not The Monster You Wished For Details:Modern AU Rating:Mature Chapters:50/50 Summary:Eren never thought he needed group therapy. Eren never wanted group therapy. Even getting him into physical therapy was tough. But now, one car accident and two worried friends later, Eren finds himself thrust into the world of group therapy for people like him. People with PTSD, the wounded veterans. Little did he know that this group would be made up of the people who haunt him in his nightmares. Including, but not limited to, the man who he blames for the loss of his lower leg. The man who led him into battle. Corporal Levi.

Title: Kissing Booth Details:Modern AU Rating: Teen and Up Chapters: 2/2 Summary:Eren’s soccer team hosts a kissing booth at the Spring Carnival to raise money for charity. What will he do when he’s unexpectedly forced to work a shift with Levi, team captain and his secret crush?

Title:A Warm Breath Details:Modern Supernatural AU Rating:Mature Chapters:12/12 Summary:“You’re a human child, aren’t you. You mustn't touch me then, or I’ll disappear." One summer when visiting his Uncle Erwin out in the countryside, Eren befriends a mysterious masked man who lives in the forest. They promise to meet every summer from then on.In other words, a story told through summers, year by year, of Eren being a (cute) brat, Levi dealing with said brat, and all the fluff, awkwardness, and strange feelings that come with growing up, despite the limitations placed on their interactions.(Inspired by Hotarubi no Mori e.)

Title:Keep It Down Details:Modern Day AU Rating:Explicit Chapters:1/1 Summary:The first time it happened, Eren was sleeping.The second time it happened, Eren was skyping.The third time it happened, Eren was ill. The fourth time it happened, Eren was feeling more than a little stressed.The fifth time it happened... well... Or, the story of how Eren learns the name of the guy living above him because of the awkward loud sex he has.

Title:Be good for me Details:Modern Day AU Rating:Explicit Chapters:1/1 Summary:Eren reaches up and grabs the wrist that’s connected to the hand fisting its fingers into his hair. Squeezes until that grip loosens, and eventually releases completely. He drops it, meeting Levi’s hazy gaze as he opens his mouth, “Be good.” Levi’s fingers twist in the bed sheets.

Title:Misread Details:Modern Day AU Rating:Explicit Chapters:22/22 Summary:After watching his father brutally murder his mother, barely escaping with his life, Eren Jaeger moved from one foster house to another, never really finding a place to call home. Now that he is grown, he lives with Mikasa and Armin in a dilapidated old house, but all is not well. The loss of his mother at his father's hands, along with the brutal treatment he received for his sexuality, as well as repeated failures in all aspects of his life have left him hollow and broken. Though he had tried before to end his life and failed, with a fistful of pills and the knowledge that his friends are gone for the weekend, Eren was sure that this time he would succeed. At the last moment he hesitated. His only regrets would be leaving Mikasa and Armin behind, and never confessing his feelings to the owner of the bookstore he works at. After realizing he had nothing to lose, he decided to tell Levi how he feels before ridding the world of himself for good. Even if Levi rejects him, it doesn't matter. What's he gonna do? Kill himself?

Title: Freedom of the Press Rating:Explicit Chapters:39/39 Summary:Eren is just an ordinary college student, wondering how long he can put off his art projects and if it's possible to live off of only ramen and mac 'n cheese. Oh, and if his medical alert bracelet is really necessary, because honestly, it shouldn't be. His part time jobs as a barista and a photographer for a major newspaper help pay the bills, but when he gets assigned the task of photographing the upcoming professional soccer match, he can't believe his luck. He has been given permission to legally stalk his idol, center forward for the Scouts, Levi Ackerman! Levi Ackerman is a famous soccer player, and the object of millions of girls' and guys' wet dreams. For Levi, the life of a celebrity is nothing to complain about. He can walk into any bar and leave with his choice of men to take home. And with a sexual appetite that can rival that of a porn star, this is a benefit of stardom he takes full advantage of. The only problem is, it's hard to keep secrets when constantly under a spotlight. What the world doesn't know is that he's gay, and he's determined to keep it that way. Levi struggles to keep his deep, dark secret out of the public knowledge, but a certain green-eyed brat is making that exceptionally difficult.

All these fan-fiction can be read here at https://archiveofourown.org/users/

Anyways,I'm a major procrastinator and I only just started reading Ereri centered fanfics towards the end of 2020.I love reading fanfiction about these two but I still don't ship them in the anime or in the manga.My love for Ereri exists in Fanfiction and Fanfiction only.-Sparklebuttzz

[ainudraws]

Random kagehina

[lichrelly]

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

[bill-nye-official-blog]

why are lemons separate from food op?

[sporkkles-irl]

everyone knows lemons arent food

[2boldlyqueer]

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[bamsara]

I finally got a plot going for my Demon AU! Sorta!

As kids they wouldn’t take any of the soul bond stuff seriously, but it’ll come back to bite them later. Someone please buy Mitsuki a drink.

Also since some people asked: I do plan on posting my fic with this AU but for now I just enjoy drawing their expressions in comics :D