Ew ketchup

dropped as a baby. never recovered they/them/theirs

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[bark-barkley]

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

[softwetmoss]

And also occasionally by pufferfish

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[oh-good]

Please reblog this picture of my beautiful son.

[uncahier]

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[ketchupchipsaregross]

getting a cold means this is a very rare time where hozier songs are in my range

[aslongasitsblack]

shane is living out some pretty universal fantasies (the stripper does love me, the badboy has a soft spot for me, oh no this attractive man is cornering me into living out my sexual fantasies etc) but ngl ilya is living out some odd shit that i think is pretty specific to him

[aslongasitsblack]

(@themauvesoul)

[gayrandalgraves]

hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead

[ketchupchipsaregross]

things i fucked up during my voice exam:

My easy piece by ending a run too early resulting in a panicked moment of humming for a measure forgetting to take a breath coming in late and then breathing in the middle of the next phrase resulting in a total of a 4 measure train wreck in my first piece of the program

things i didn’t fuck up in my voice exam

the piece marked in 3/4 time that has to be counted in 6/8 time if you want any hope of fitting with the piano

a piece where the piano plays approximately 0% of my notes and I sing a high A flat about 45 times

an italian recit i had 2 weeks to learn

mozart

[dragon-in-a-fez]

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

[wtf-drawing]

i love this metaphor so much i drew it

[valentinethejester]

Now lets discuss why you think Cyborg is 30 despite being a member of the teen titans and the racist implications of that statement 🎤

[valentinethejester]

Black people in the ops comment section are rightfully calling them out for it but like no fr lets discuss how its the black guy you said this about how young darkskin black boys are constantly perceived to be grown and forced to grow up sooner than their nonblack or lightskin peers. And as for Cyborgs appearance if you knew anything about him you'd know he was a highschool athlete close to graduating when he had his accident.

[ketchupchipsaregross]

very sorry to my baby cousin

did not realize your legs were so small and you had never walked all the way to the park before

[comfymoth]

i think the internet should transition from being so usa-centric to being brazil-centric. not cos i have any personal connection or bias towards brazil, i just think if anyone could possibly usurp america’s cultural dominance online it’d be them

[comfymoth]

“man i just woke up where are all these notifs coming fro—“

[thatweirdnoise]

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[fanotastic]

Happy Pride Month

The worm curtain is GAY

[madphantom]

You know, there's this cliché that teenage boys always eat massive amounts, but teenage girls really aren't that different if they're not suppressed by diet culture and body shaming. Like, I was a teenage girl who frankly just stopped bothering to fit into mainstream beauty ideals at some point, and I would regularly make myself just one big massive pot of pasta and devour it completely. This wasn't even stress eating or anything, I just genuinely needed the energy because you know, I was a teenager and my body was developing. I feel like so many teenage girls think they need to eat as little as possible to be petite and pretty, but the truth is that your body is developing just as intensely as teenage boys' bodies. Eat more, please, your body needs it.

[justsayfkit]

forgive me father for i am back on my bullshit

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.