it is a truth universally acknowledged

i don’t tag on this blog but i promise it’s usually p fun chill content.

[goldcrescent]

you guys know problematic early 2000’s post 9/11 era copaganda like law & order svu where a guy like Stabler would fly off the handle and have to be physically stopped from murdering a suspect that hasn’t even been read miranda rights yet and may not even be guilty but everyone understood he was only doing it bc he cares soooo much and the captain might scold him out of concern but the whole team loves him and the person he suspected is the bad guy every time and also he saved the children as well as his female partner who he’s sort of condescending about protecting even through they’re the same rank and every time he went near a church during investigations he would get down on one knee and cross himself in front of a drawn out shot of Jesus Christ on the cross? that is where Criston Cole would thrive, but through a terrible mishap he was born in westeros

[officialgaryoak]

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

[toroimage]

[jethroq]

[monsterhospital]

rip community you would have done a really funny succession episode

[catchymemes]

[nudityandnerdery]

[lilyblisslys]

Idk why this is so funny to me. The bonds between president xi and the state of Iowa are eternal

[zvaigzdelasas]

[stateofiowa]

please come back

[were--ralph]

So this racist guy I've played Minecraft with for four years that I became codependent with even though he treats me like shit just told me that he bought a chastity cage and accidentally lost the key and now he can't stop thinking about trying to fuck me.

I don't know how to navigate this situation, I would rather kill myself than have this relationship be gay on any level other than subtextually, even just being friends with him is bad enough.

[sandmandaddy69]

[escuerzoresucitado]

When you gotta get rid of all the marble penises in your house

[dopaminerjic]

[firedrakewicked]

[mangonetics]

[vigilantejustice]

this one scene in the latest simpsons episode got dangerously close to classic simpsons levels of heartfelt

[skitpost]

holy grail

[prokopetz]

Wrong: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because she was Lord Byron's daughter.

Right: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because that was the closest you could get in 1850 to being a Super Mario 64 speedrunner.

[bear-disguised-as-a-human]

This is how I found out that Ada Lovelace was Lord Byrons daughter

[prokopetz]

Well, yeah. That's why she received the unusual education which laid the foundation for her later discoveries in the first place. Her mother, Lady Byron, firmly believed three things:

It was her responsibility as a mother to ensure that Ada didn't turn out like her father;

Fundamentally, the thing that was wrong with Lord Byron is that he was a poet; and

The opposite of poetry is math.

Ada Lovelace's biography handily illustrates how well this theory worked out in practice.

[diana-daphne]

Mr. Knightly you are so not subtle I love you

[firawren]

I wish the line above had been highlighted too, where Miss Bates tells him Emma is there. Because the thing I like best about this is that his hatred of Frank Churchill is stronger than his love for Emma 😂

[yesterdaysprint]

Judge magazine, July 1926

[jorjin-deactivated20251207]

[shamwowxl]

they are married to each other, this is femme for femme let them live

[cheaphalloweencostume]

hey Emily I know we haven’t talked in 5 or 6 years, how’s it going? kids doing good? pregnancy going okay for you? anyway I sent you this because some rando on the Internet thought you might be happier knowing you inadvertently reposted MLP fetish art. wait what’s MLP? well okay let me start off with saying I am a completely normal individual caught in the crosshairs of a violently loud subculture on the internet I am not actually a part of but I constantly bear witness to. secondly does your kid watch cartoons? well you might have seen

[thatonegirlondiscord]

This post left more questions than answers

[sunicycle]

here are your answers. I don’t know if you still want them

[junkfoodcinemas]

Dune: Part Two (2024) dir. Denis Villeneuve Zoolander (2001) dir. Ben Stiller

[nighthawkes]

I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.