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THIEVESRPG.

They’ve done this before, and they’ll do it again. It’s what they’re best at. An elite group handpicked and recruited over the years, trained to execute their part of the plan with precision. Every detail counts — the perfect smile, the smallest brushstroke, every 0 and 1 in that code.

They know what they’re doing, and they ready themselves as they await the perfect time to strike. Whether it’s artwork, jewelry or even information, the thieves have their eye on their target and their hands itch to take what they desire.

For them, the only crime is getting caught.

MEET THE THIEVES.

For an early look at the timeline and masterlist, reblog this post. Make sure your ask box is open, because the admins will be dropping by.

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if i had a heart i could love you

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THE DEMON’S SURRENDER STARTERS

“ i want to burn the world because ____ is gone. ” “ he’s a delicate flower. ” “ i can smite you anytime i like. ” “ we could have it all. you with me, bambi? ” “ it's like i'm a crack addict, and you're my friend the drug dealer who gives me crack for free, and i know you're just trying to be a good friend, but every time i think ‘wow, this crack might be a little bit of a problem for me,’ you're there to say, ‘have some more delicious crack.’ am i making sense? ” “ is it a no-shirts festival day? ” “ every day with ____ is a no-shirts festival day. ” “ love always costs more than you can avoid to pay, and it’s always worth the price. ” “ as soon as this whole magical war is over, i'm going to make us some friendship bracelets, and we will wear them everywhere because we are best friends. ” “ and they all lived happily ever after (barring death, divorce, arrest for tax fraud, that incident with the pool boy...) ” “ you’re such a fantastic liar. you are the smoothest con man of them all. ” “ actually, this is my first time playing poker. ” “ i’m sorry about dragging you into my evil schemes with my masculine wiles. ” “ i don’t have deal-breakers. i look on tempests and am never shaken. ” “ your plan is always killing. ” “ i was yours already. ” “ my brother is jailbait. it’s making me anxious. ” “ i’m objectifying your brother right now. ” “ come here. lie to me. ” “ i’m going to lie and scheme and kill to keep you anyway. ” “ i want to destroy everything i see. ” “ i will not destroy the world, because it has you in it. ”

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THE DEMON’S COVENANT STARTERS

“ did you ever think you were actually human? ” “ i’ve been told i have the body of a god. ” “ do whatever you think you do, i don’t care. but don’t leave. ” “ i am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic. ” “ sometimes when you pull knives on people, they get this impression that you're going to hurt them, and then they're completely terrified. crazy, i know! ” “ which part of 'completely terrified' did you translate as 'show us your knives'? ” “ if i had any intention of hurting you, i'd have used a knife i could throw. “ i will remember those words always. i may try to forget them, but i sense that i won't be able to. ” “ friends don’t menace friends with giant terrifying swords, okay? ” “ that was not a shriek. it was a husky masculine cry of terror. ” “ well, speaking as a feminist, i'm glad that women can lead--uh, groups of unspeakable magical evil. ” “ i’d let them hurt me. ” “ sometimes i feel better around you. i like your face. ” “ you want useless, you have come to the right guy. i can be useless for hours at a time. weeks even. i'm currently closing in on a month of being totally useless, which is by way of being a personal best. ” “ foul! distracting technique! put your shirt back on right now. ” “ we are lilies of the field. we toil not, neither do we jog. ” “ i saw you put rice in a toaster once. ” “ these stairs, they are not my friends. ” “ i caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and i looked like a very sad penguin. ” “ you’re raving. ” “ how many bananas would be good payment for a monkey? ” “ would it help if i stood around uselessly not knowing what to say? ” “ want me to flex my magic for you, baby? ” “ i’ve just decided that lying’s kind of sexy. ” “ you’re barely wearing a shirt! ” “ what are you going to do if a mugger jumps out at you, flash them? ” “ i don't want to seem ungrateful when you have given me this thoughtful, homemade and totally terrifying gift, but you can't imagine i'm going to use it. ” “ naturally i’d love to be watched and controlled, but i think i may be washing my hair that day. ” “ i’ll bring a picnic lunch if you promise not to get blood on the sandwiches. ” “ do you mean am i worried about people seeing me with my jeans off? sure. sometimes people are overcome. they fall down. they hit their heads. it's worrying. ” “ i’m sorry about your face. ” “ i didn’t mean for you to take that the wrong way. ” “ i am ready to drink a lot of liquids and lie on the sofa moaning faintly all day long. ” “ oh, how could you? when my back was turned for one moment. and my food was so delicious. ” “ i’d rather be amazing than beautiful. ” “ he kills people. now i’m no expert, but doesn’t that make you a bad person? ” “ do I need to learn a secret magician handshake? do I need to learn to do finger wands? ” “ sometimes i want to be human for you. ” “ in two worlds, there is nothing i love half as much as you. ”

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THE DEMON’S LEXICON STARTERS

“ fear’s useless. either something bad happens or it doesn’t. ” “ some magicians are rich, some are famous, some are stupidly good-looking. ” “ some of us manage to be stupidly good-looking on our own. ” “ you can help cook by standing in a corner and not touching anything. ” “ do it carefully. “ “ he only shot one person, but the night is young. ” “ my life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. ” “ how many times have you lied to me? ” “ nothing lasts forever. except demons, of course. ” “ has anyone ever told you that you’re a charming conversationalist? ” “ one shiny free knife with every packet of cereal bought is not a good message to send out to the kiddies. ” “ you never take me nice places anymore, baby. ” “ you know the rules. don’t shoot the messenger. ” “ do they say ‘don’t cut the messenger in half with your great big sword’? ” “ being undressed for dancing occurred to me. ” “ there’s something very wrong with you. i thought you should know. ” “ you felt that what you truly are is a christmas tree with too much tinsel. ” “ no thanks. we’ve got mtv. ” “ the girl might have an unsettling crying problem, but she was pure steel. ” “ many people think i’m a blueberry scone. ” “ now there was a question hanging in the car like very awkward air freshener. ” “ if we start selling my body to rich old ladies now, can i quit school? ” “ aristotle can bite me. ” “ i am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic. ” “ i’ve never been called weird by someone who summons demons before. ” “ let’s not argue with the crazy person holding an enormous sword! ” “ let me show you my magic knife. ” “ her mouth says, ‘i cannot imagine what they all see in you’ but her eyes say , ‘take me, wild stallion.’ ” “ i’m not all that accustomed to the walking dead. is it all right if i cry with terror? ” “ you are not something that can feel. ” “ men, eh? can’t live with them, can’t kill them and sell their organs online. ” “ your mother’s never fed people to demons? poor you. ” “ i was there when you made that tin of beans explode. ” “ i won’t leave you. i don’t want to. ” “ we’re going to go home. ”

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What’s your name? What are your preferred pronouns?

i’m nik; i use he/him pronouns !! i’m admining the rp, but i really just wanted to throw something out here into the tag so we could all get to know each other better ~

What character/s is/are you looking at? Are you planning on a canon character or an OC?

honestly i don’t want to take away from anyone else’s experience so i’ll be starting with an OC!!

Do you have a favourite book in the series? Which one?

haha crap i’m a sucker for the TID series but if i have to choose one in TMI it would be COHF

Favourite character overall?

jem carstairs ? will herondale ? magnus bane ? alec lightwood ? i can’t decide sorry

Favourite piece of fanart?

honestly why did i make this questionnaire ??? i’m so torn over all of these. literally anything by cassandrajp, although i’m incredibly partial to this crossover fanart of jace herondale & nick ryves. they’re my favourite boys. my sons.

#descent.talk #nik whispers

Questionnaire

i tried to post this on my mock blog before i remembered that it’s a new blog and it won’t show up in the tags, whoops.

First and foremost, what is your name?

nik . not nic, not nick, just . nik . sometimes u gotta be a special snowflake like that.

Since this is a roleplay based on Greek myths, what is your favorite myth? It doesn’t strictly have to be Greek, it can be anything!

idk ? i have too many tbh . maybe icarus & daedalus ?

Do you have a favorite quote? If so, what?

i’m cheating i guess lmao. “ darling, you wear / sadness so well, / anyone would think / it was skin.” by natalie wee

What are some of your favorite face claims?

aneurin barnard, luke pasqualino, dylan o’brien, bill skarsgård

Which of the Big Twelve gods and goddesses do you think you can relate to most?

if we’re counting dionysus, then dionysus. otherwise i’ll have to drop out of the big 12 and go for my og son, hades, because who else will be #foreveralone like me

What is your favorite go-to meme?