kii annes blob

No themes here just random stuff.

[berrytart]

one time i went to a cafe and i was wearing a green shirt and brown trousers and the barista looked at me and said awww i love your outfit its giving......... [long pause] tree ^_^

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[normal-thoughts-official]

[ID: A tweet by @\maevexov that says "I interrupted their moment :( [sad face]". Attached are two pictures of swans. In the first the two swans are standing front to front, touching foreheads, their necks tilted in a way that makes a heart shape together. In the second they're staring at the photographer. End ID]

[villainessbian]

pan before meat, it cooks nice and neat

meat before pan, are you a fucking idiot

[metamelonisle]

ii was trying to season reheated mcdonalds fries i took the cap off for some reason without realizing it and i

[metamelonisle]

I’M NOT CURSED BY A PHARAOH!! I’M NOT!!!!!

[phroge777]

[kosmogrl]

[ph-cutie]

the lion does not concern himself with where the light source in his drawing is

[faeriefag]

"why suck a strap?" have we all forgotten the beauty of theatre? have we truly fallen so far as to think the mind mustn't be pleasured too?

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[kii-the-sequel]

Hey so chapter 5 needs to hurry up because i need suzie to be okay. I havent been possesed to draw characters in a long time so if anything HAPPENS TO SUZIE....

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[thecheatinghomunculus]

from today's entry:

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ekjohnston]

*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*

God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.

[magicratfingers]

[the-greentext-guy]

[wisgi]

[modmad]

for the complete experience

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

[chiimeramanticore]

it's got solitaire btw. if you even care

[chiimeramanticore]

oh my god it's got smallitaire

[transmechanicus]

[randomalienencounter]

||𝙹⚍ ᔑ∷ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸↸ᔑᒲリ ∷╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣

[everest81-deactivated20250126]

Randomalienencounter you've shown me beautiful things

[randomalienencounter]

╎ᒲ ⊣ꖎᔑ↸ ||𝙹⚍ ᓭᒷᒷ ℸ ̣⍑𝙹ᓭᒷ

[everest81-deactivated20250126]

I have no clue what you say and yet your words soothe me like no other

[randomalienencounter]

ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ᔑꖎ∴ᔑ||ᓭ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ʖᒷ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ𝙹リᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍∷ ʖᔑᓵꖌ

[the-haiku-bot]

ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ᔑꖎ∴ᔑ||ᓭ

∴╎ꖎꖎ ʖᒷ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ𝙹リᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ

̣ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍∷ ʖᔑᓵꖌ

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[alexiaroselikethewine]

so this implies that the haiku bot knows how to translate alien

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

[squareallworthy]

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

[storm-of-feathers]

What

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

[yoinky-sploinky]

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[neon-slime]

reblog to give a mutual a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars in cash