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Meowrieke || 30+ || she/they

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[1892]

my favorite thing ab this is “that’s a flute.” b/c it isn’t

[dyk-tv-theme-song]

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Do you recognize this TV theme song? #676

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[periodicallypurple]

Thought this might help others who struggle when writing. I know I get in my head too much.

[you1anna]

[followthebluebell]

So I'm playing Skyrim and trying to do the fishing quests. I go to Haelgas bunkhouse to find Swims and there's just a Thief running around.

I'm. I'm not sure this npc is supposed to be there. I know they spawn in Riften (and inevitably get mobbed by guards and killed; interestingly the nps inside Haelgas are just ignoring him) but I've never seen one indoors. He's just frantically running around and I keep thinking about pigeons that get stuck in big stores. I wanna chase him around with a net and gently release him outdoors where he belongs.

[followthebluebell]

Ok. He got down the stairs and I blocked them off. I've cast a calm spell on him and he's stopped running around. I think I can repeatedly nudge him to the door, talk to him, and quickly exit.

[followthebluebell]

He's fallen down the other stairs. I didn't even realize there was a floor down :(

But good news: when he's calmed, he just goes upstairs to either lean against a wall or sit in a chair.

But is this ethical. If I put him back into his natural habitat, he'll just be killed by guards. At least in Haelgas he'll just repeatedly run around.

[followthebluebell]

I couldn't nudge him around for some reason. I managed to calm him right by the door, talk to him, and leave but he didn't follow. .

I left to buy a reanimation spell (if you cast it very quickly, you can get npcs to follow you) and when I came back, he was just gone. I assumed he despawned.

Unfortunately I found him floating in the river.

Rest well, thief npc.

[which-ocs]

Which OC?

[gmailconstruct]

primordial soup

[effiecalvin]

If you scribble out or otherwise censor the swear words in a screenshot, I am legally allowed to come to your house and eat your phone.

[bettyrightnow]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

[kuttithevangu]

Being a calm, gentle, non-reactive person is really hard work, which is probably why many people are none of these things. Personally I think it’s worth it but sometimes one does want to just roll around on the floor wailing at the top of one’s lungs

[kuttithevangu]

People in my notes who think I’m repressed or dissociating: you will feel better when you learn emotions are not a binary of Not Feeling It vs Being Overwhelmed By It

[thememedaddy]

[argumate]

“my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea,”

are we talking about the same body of water here, which is weird, or different bodies of water, which is even weirder

[theinflammablemammal]

this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years

[argumate]

you’re right, that’s significantly less weird

[argumate]

toasthaste said: maybe there’s more than one bonnie

blocked

[lalaithion]

A hypothesized geography.

[truth-shitposting]

i bless the bonnie over africa

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

The bonnie is in geosychronous orbit, thus over all the Earth’s bodies of water

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

the bonnie is merely moving very fast, perhaps at hypersonic velocity, relative to the singer

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

my bonnie lies over the ocean

my bonnie’s exceeding mach 3

[sternfleck]

Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat

[such-justice-wow]

please don't call it that

[6qubed]

european?

[hexbugswallower]

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

[hexbugswallower]

Wake up in enormous underground cyberpunk metropolis

Venture outside with your ant buddies to forage scraps from an incomprehensible civilization of alien gods (each one several times larger than the city you've spent most of your life inside) for the glory of your GodMomEmpress

Get attacked by a platoon of soldiers from a rival megacity, they're an offshoot of your species except like twice as big (basically orks) and like 10% of them are genetically modified supersoldiers with wings

Luckily, you've been engineered from birth to spit acid so you and your antfriends successfully defeat the rival ants and their winged miniboss

Die from getting stuck on a jolly rancher

[moss-cliff]

[hagfashion]

Miriam Margolyes for British Vogue’s July 2023 pride themed issue: “I wouldn’t want to be straight for anything.”

Photos by Tim Walker