A Killjoy's Conspectus

Hello! I'm Caitlin. Louisianan, lawyer, professional joke killer, filter-less sassmouth, insatiable grinch, and all around anxious nutcase. This is a conspectus of a few of my favorite things: books, reading, writing, lettering, calligraphy, book quotes, quotes about books, and sometimes.... food! Disclaimer: I don't own anything posted here unless otherwise stated.

[longlivetaylorswift-amy]

Me right now pretending I am calm when @taylorswift literally has m screaming from the room tops

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My fav part 😂😂😂

[fennethianell]

I’m a hopeless romantic.

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Come to me my pretttyyyy. 😍💕 _____ Good morning y'all! I am exhausted. I moved all weekend from morning til night! Haha I'm so tired. And unfortunately I got so little reading done this weekend. I'm only half way though Heir of Fire, but hope to finish it soon! I'm quite enjoying it. ☺️💕 I have been reading up on all the support of #MasterMaas (and the hate). I'm just gonna hang out in my bubble of TOG love until after EOS and try and hide from all this nonsense y'all. Feel free to join me. 💕 _____ Did you have a more interesting and productive weekend than me? What book did you just finish?? #books #moving #tog #throneofglass #crownofmidnight #heiroffire #sarahjmaas #boomerang #bookstagram #bookstagrammer #love #nohate #bibliophile #bookboomerang

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I'm going to be traveling to Charleston, SC next week for a wedding and vacation. This is my traveling book. 😂😂 I pretty much only read it while flying. Do you guys have a travel book? What is it?? 👀 _______ P.S. If you haven't checked this book out, you totally should! Its called "S." It's such a neat concept. I picked it up on the recommendation of a friend, because I like J.J. Abrams (creator of Alias and Fringe). It is a book within a book. Essentially the book is being passed back and forth between two readers (one grad student and one college senior) and they are making notes in the margin and leaving tokens for each other. They work together to try and help the grad student finish and publish his thesis before his professor steals his idea and publishes it for himself. It's quite good! #book #books #s #shipoftheseus #straka #jjabrams #bookstagram #bookrecommendations #bookstagrammer #travel #travelbook #bibliophile #picturesofbooks #blackandwhite

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Sooo... I've met Rowan. He has literally done pretty much nothing nice to anyone and I'm already obsessed with him. What's up with that? what's wrong with me? Is it just me?! (No spoilers please!!) 😩😩💕😩 ______ I'm really enjoying doing these "book in hand" sort of pictures and videos. Don't mind meeeee. #books #bookstagram #bookstagrammers #bookflip #skimmingthepages #skim #MasterMass #yalife #feelings #Rowan #celaenasardothien #dorianhavilliard #chaolwestfall #manonblackbeak #heiroffire #sarahjmass #bookboomerang

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“There are different kinds of darkness. There is the darkness that frightens, the darkness that soothes, the darkness that is restful. There is the darkness of lovers, and the darkness of assassins. It becomes what the bearer wishes it to be, needs it to be. It is not wholly bad or good.” A Court of Mist and Fury -Sarah J. Maas _________________________________________ Hey y'all! Sorry I was MIA a bit yesterday! I'm helping my boyfriend move into our new house this weekend. So I was running around a bit and will be again today. 😕 Ah well! Looking forward to being settled in our house soon. 🤗 _______ Still trucking through Heir of Fire. 💕 Anyone doing anything more fun than moving this weekend?! 😂 ______ #moving #house #apt #ACOMAF #acourtofmistandfury #sarahjmaas #love #bookstagramfeatures #bookstagramshoutout #serialbibliophile #booksbooksbooks #saturday #layflat

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I'm just going to keep posting pictures of the Throne of Glass series until I'm all caught up...okay? Okay! ☺️💕😂😂😂 ______ But seriously I don't have a lot of physical books from living off my eReader for a few years. So, DEAL WITH IT. 😎😎😂 - I'm currently waiting for Six of Crows and The Rook in the mail. Has anybody read those? Which should I read next?! 👀😩 _____ #ebooks #books #bookstagram #bookstagrammer #bookstagramfeatures #bookstagramshoutout #manonblackbeak #celaenasardothien #dorianhavilliard #chaolwestfall #nehemiaytger #throneofglass #heiroffire #bookipish #green #feelings

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Me: Chaolaena forever!! OTP they HAVE to end up together omg they are perfect together they have to get--

Rowan Whitethorn: Hello

Me: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

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"You could rattle the stars. You could do anything, if you only dared." Throne of Glass Sarah J. Mass ______ Tag: 10 Things that Make Me Happy from @kolewrites 1. Reading (duh) 2. Benjamin (my boyfriend ☺️💕) 3. Relaxing with Friends/Family 4. Coffee 5. Brunch 6. Rainy Days 7. Chinese Takeout (or Indian/Vietnamese/Thai/Japanese) 😩💕 8. The Big Lebowski 9. 90s Romantic Comedies (Sleepless in Seattle/When Harry Met Sally/You've got Mail/10 Things I hate about you/ While You Were Sleeping/etc) 10. Intense Thriller/Drama TV Shows (Fringe/The Killing) ______ Y'all! I'm so upset! I tried to take a ton of book pictures after work today and I accidentally had my camera in a "low light" setting the whole time without realizing it. 😩 A lot of them don't look very good. Ugh. 😩 Haha the strugggleeeee #books #book #heiroffire #bookflipish #celaenasardothien #dorian #chaol #nehemia #bookstagram #bibliophile #bookstagramshoutout #bookstagramfeatures #tag #10thingsthatmakemehappy #coffee #brunch #rainydays #chinesetakeout #indian #vietnamese #90s #romcom #sleeplessinseattle #youvegotmail #whileyouweresleeping #fringe #thekilling #reading

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Okay, Rhys.

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Crown of Midnight is everything right now. I am having such a hard time avoiding spoilers (fan art or comments or otherwise) and I'm scared to see how #MasterMaas is going to break my heart. 📖📖🙈💔 _____ Admittedly anxiety has been getting the better of me today. 😂😂 I can't be bothered to life today. 💁🏼 I should go to the gym, but I want to just hang out with Celaena and Chaol all night. #crownofmidnight #MasterMaas #sarahjmaas #throneofglass #tog #celaena #chaol #dorian #nehemia #books #bookstagramfeatures #bookstagramshoutout #bookstagram #feels #allthefeels #anxiety

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My last read. Also, anxiously awaiting the third book coming out next month!! _______________________________________________________ Have y'all read this series? What do you think so far? And, who are you currently shipping? ______ Also, I've been chatting with some bookstagrammers lately about our feelings on "wear and tear." Personally I kinda like a book with a broken spine and some wear and tear. It makes the book look "loved" to me. For me, it adds character. But, I also understand the love of pristine copy. What about you?? _____ #book #books #bibliophile #snowlikeashes #icelikefire #sararaasch #meira #mather #theron #bookstagram #bookstagrammer #bookstagramfeature #bookstagramfeatures

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Sunday Shelfie! // Here is my bookshelf that holds the majority of my YA books. 

I’m thinking about getting some Ikea Billy bookshelves to replace this one (even though I really do like it) because a lot of these cubbies are double stacked. Do any of you have the Ikea Billy bookshelves? What do you think of them if you do? 

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Its... sooo.... BEAUTIFUL.

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*scarlett johansson plays a japanese character in ghost in the shell*

they: oh it's fine just a movie they want more people to watch it

*zendaya plays mary jane*

they: hOW FUCKING DARE YOU MARY JANE IS WHITE

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American Gods and Coffee #SaturdayFeels #books #bookstagram #AmericanGods #neilgaiman #coffee #creamandsugar #coffeeinbed #breakfastinbed #blue #blues #white #August #September #currentlyreading

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Life with Cats.💁🏼😹 ________________________________________________________But y'all, LOOK WHAT I FOUND YESTERDAY. 🤓💕📖💕📖💕🤓________________________________________________________ #WhatAreYouDoing #LetMeGetInYourWay #LetMeRubMyFaceOnThat #MaineCoon #Oskar #ACOMAF #signedcopy #sarahjmaas #maas #ACOTAR #hardcopy #rhysand #teamrhysanddddd #nightcourt #highlordofthenightcourt #bibliophile #catlife #booklife #bookstagram #killjoyconspectus

[novelreveries-deactivated201909]

Today is your birthday right? (I'm not sure because of timezones xs) I wish you a very happy birthday :)

Holy crap someone remembered? THANK YOU!!! 😭☺️😄

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Happy Birthday!!