i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Xuebing Du
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Cosmic Funnies
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Show & Tell
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
KIROKAZE
YOU ARE THE REASON
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i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner
OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR
so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD
omg finally
i’m going to blow up everything forever.
Wally Dion, Green Star Quilt, 2019 circuit boards, brass wire, copper tube
I SAW THIS IN THE PORTLAND ART MUSEUM! ITS HUGE!
it shimmers like no gemstones i've ever seen: green as malachite and emerald but shot through with opal, gold, copper. photographs can't do it justice because of how it shines, as well as the way the actual material elements have their own dimensions. you can lean in and study all the fine lines of the circuits or step back and admire how the rearranged whole forms new patterns. it's one of the most beautiful creations i've ever seen.
the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.
Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard
Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard
Celibacy Wednesday
Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard
big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings
they couldnt take the heat
Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these
Jimmy Budgett
Wasted away again in Meageritaville
choking a girl's dick is known to improve mental health btw
ON. ON a girl's dick.
I can't stress enough ON.
No!!!!
my personal favorite contribution.
This post is going on my tombstone.
“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”
"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.
if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry
say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins
ok well if i can be vulnerable with you for a moment theres a hole in the floor at work and i dont know if it drains to anywhere but i do know ive been pouring old coffee down it for about three weeks now
I beg your sweet fucking pardon
We can do this
it will literally get ripped apart
It literally will not, trust me
the thing that will have to be planned for is both tectonic movement and the expansion and contraction of the bridge sections. That is why this bridge will need to have a bunch of ramps and gaps between sections that every vehicle going across will get to do sick jumps off of.
This will also prevent traffic from slowing down. "minimum speed to make next jump: 120 km/h" signs will encourage everyone to go fast, even if the engineers are being a little conservative for safety reasons.
it will work because we are pure of heart
incredible stuff happening out there
There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.