Help, I'm scared

Ramen Noodles are the best thing ever.

[awwww-cute]

[honeyswtfits]

magic cat

[kyraneko]

blessed post

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[urexfriendsister]

one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life. 

[urexfriendsister]

many of you have asked, and so i shall give: 

in 2007, my older brother gave me a small piece of information that would soon result in the shutdown of Club Penguin for a few days. he taught me a glitch in the club penguin system that, when sitting in the coffee shop, would make your penguin sit on the ceiling of the coffee shop instead. 

and with this piece of information, i took off. i spent hours going to every server over and over, saying the same message: everyone meet in the coffee shop tomorrow at 7 pm in the snowball server. i did this in every single server, in every location i could find.

then, finally, 7 pm the next day arrived. snowball had a population rating of 5. penguins poured into the coffee shop, all awaiting my instructions. i then gave the next message, that of the glitch. i told everyone to wait exactly 3 minutes, then perform the glitch. they did. every penguin in the coffee shop was suddenly on the ceiling, and either the club penguin coding or the club penguin offices had no idea what to do, and no way to take us down. for a small glimpse of time, we ruled victorious – nothing and no one could stop us. 

every great kingdom awaits its downfall, however. eventually, the website crashed. no one could go on the website for 2 days after that. my penguin was banned for life. 

[storybookplotholes]

A real hero.

[goawfma]

all DAT for $28 per person??? shawty missed out on a blessing

also what’s wrong w being an instagram caterer? lol

[qxessence]

I would be fuckin FUMING. Dont fuckin insult me like you aint JUST need me mf. Im sure when yall go out to play fake-rich at restaurants yall pay a good 40+ PER PLATE. This is a damn wedding; are you going to come help me cook the shit?! The dress was probably 5K +. And if you thought me being “an IG caterer” means food & labor stops costing the same - youre an idiot.

[sauvamente]

Honestly that was a fucking deal. usually for a wedding you’re going anywhere from $60 to $250 per plate, so miss lady really fucked her up opportunity. How God damn pretentious, then you try to insult her and low-ball her? After asking for a service? Chile bye. 200 people and you think $5,000 is too much money? There are Caterers that would charge you $12,000 for 50 people. Are you fucking kidding me? This is so insulting I’m so mad for this girl I really hope that somebody else hired her very quickly.

[earthshaker1217]

Don’t go to somebody asking for their services, and then try to make them lower their prices.

All she had to say was that wasn’t in her God mom’s budget. That’s keeping it real.

[princesstigerbelle]

Reblog the Princess ™ for future happiness and mental stability. Let her cuteness cleanse you.

[din-skywalker]

please princess™… i require your stability and happiness

[princesstigerbelle]

She is listening

[super-metroid]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

It doesn’t feel like any single person created this video it just materialized on its own

[pavlovpuppy]

space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

[myerstumbluh]

things that are nOt okay:

going through your children’s things (phone, journals, backpack)

talking badly aBout your kid to other people

insulting your kid both to their face and behind their back

“this is my house you have no privacy”

hitting your kid

compare them to other kids

[reyannrayenae-deactivated202001]

I feel kind of weird reblogging this because my mother does these things but it’s important for people to see

[hotboyproblems]

When you laugh at a dumb meme and someone who’s not an internet person asks whats so funny, but it’s like a tier 3 meme and you’ve gotta explain about seven years of internet for them to understand the nuances

[scoutfinches]

[ruinedchildhood]

[crestfallenchild]

whatW WHAT

[skygenders]

gotta love roller coaster tycoon

[eva-420]

i like this video because its a relic of the Before Times, like i love the 6-second cinematography that goes into vines but sometimes we forget the value of delayed gratification

[diachronism-deactivated20190330]

i hate this fucking myth that going through a trauma makes you a better human being???? like i told a friend about how i was abused as kid and she was like ‘well yeah but didnt that make you be a kinder person?’ like no???? it fucked me up thats what it did??? stop fucking romanticizing this shit or im coming for your ass?????

[hotboyproblems]

Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??

[amateur]

[shut-up-zack-deactivated2021010]

@an0nymz In response to your tags, this was a cord used to hook up a PlayStation or PlayStation 2, with RCA heads on one end, and that rectangular head on the other end. It could also be used with a PS3, but PS3 also had an HDMI output, so most people used that.

[an0nymz]

That is cool! I only ever had Playstation 3 and 4, so no wonder I’ve never seen that before!

[shut-up-zack-deactivated2021010]

Here’s a closer look

I’d show you the whole cable, but I’ve got things set up in a pretty specific way, and dissembling it would be a pain…

[sylphwhisperer-deactivated20180]

Holy F UCK

[storm-driver]

Have we really reached the year where some of you guys haven’t seen this before…?

[nyanbinyuri]

[rousteing]

i love her

[rousteing]

i’m dying

[despazito]

musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:

cobra starship

neon trees

metro station

3OH3

taio cruz

owl city

far east movement

ne-yo

onerepublic

boys like girls

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Black guys have a different type of sawce

[itsteesmallzhoe]

goodness gracious 😍✨