King Wolcott

[millionfish]

[old-and-new-friends]

Oh…oh no

[writingfeedsthedarkestones]

This is so unnecessary how fucking dare you

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

fucks sake

[doctordragon]

god dammit

[setsu-nana]

Okay now which one is clearer? 1?

or 2?

[heckheckhheck-deactivated201712]

S T O P

[lazy--tuesday-deactivated201806]

Maybe just take off the glasses!?

[turtlemuffinbutt]

[im-happy-at-home]

This spoke to my soul wth

[deacytits]

I feel attacked.

[male2pet-deactivated20220521]

[longdeactivatedrentblog]

hmmm

[theimpossiblehologramtree]

i hate this post yet it keeps coming back

[himejoshikomaeda]

“let people enjoy things” is quickly becoming a very dangerous phrase

[yootsart]

[rogue-translator]

[kingwolcott]

I appreciate this a lot. Fiction is great because it allows us to *safely* explore those areas that are clearly off-limits in real life. 

[mooonbride]

[theamazingsallyhogan]

“When her kiss transforms the Beast, she is furious. “You should have warned me! Here I was smitten by an exceptional being, and all of a sudden, my fiance becomes an ordinary distinguished young man!“”

— the 1909 play Beauty and the Beast:  Fantasy in Two Acts by Fernand Noziere, the very first published version of the story where the Beauty is disappointed when the Beast transforms into a human at the end. (via corseque)

1909.  This isn’t a Millenial thing.  Their grannies even wanted to fuck The Beast.

[theamazingsallyhogan]

I suddenly feel the need to remind people that this goes waaaay back. Y'all did not invent thinking Monsters can be sexy. This is Old Magic.

[itswalky]

hi chris

[marchpain-deactivated20191129]

[smokingkitten]

sometimes i forget this comic exists and then i find it again and want to happy-cry

[findanegg-deactivated20190930]

wtf i’m a postmodernist now

[sickfuture]

[catchymemes]

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

[yetimati]

…And nobody thought to post other “branchs” of this chain? Yes, it’s ‘branchS’, plural, because apparently we also have these:

Bit wonky, but I painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan.

Bit shitty, but I painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/color_on_a_page who painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted someone’s mom who painted a swan

Oh well, here’s yet another layer

Another branch, starting from the girl with the white background:

Took an hour or so but I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

I didn’t like how reddit treated the iPad guy so I painted the guy that painted the girl that who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom on my iPad.

Continue from OP’s branch:

I haven’t painted in two years and I’m glad for the inspiration!!

A painting of the guy who hasn’t painted in years painting the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the other girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

Same ‘level’ as the one above:

Usually lurking but not today…plaid was a great challenge!

Continue! With a cat!

We painted the guy that painted the other guy who hadn’t painted in 2 years who painted the other guy who painted the girl that painted the guy who painted the girl that painted the guy that painted some guy’s mother who painted a swan whilst making them all an NPC in the process

Honorary mentioned:

Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!!!

And finally, The Great Family Tree (some branch is not in the picture, pls click the link below for the full list:

This seems necessary…

https://nubleh.github.io/i_painted/

[such-justice-wow]

I love this so much

[sobeitjay2]

[nikez-40z-deactivated20191230]

ooooooo that boi know he bad!🔥

[skkinlikegold]

That lean was crazy

[justcariii]

Im convinced michael jackson possessed him

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.

[willow-wanderings]

it’s 3lbs, not 8. also it’s not really meat, it’s mostly fat with some water and salt. You have a wad of soggy bacon inside your skull. And this blob of gross unprocessed jello somehow manages to run a complex biomechanical suit using less electricity than it takes to work a lightbulb. And people wonder why humans are so fucking weird and have odd experiences that aren’t actually real. I mean, if a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus, it also going “dude, i heard a weird noise and i’m 100% sure it was the ghost of the neighbor’s cat which hasn’t actually died yet” would be just as expected as anything else.

[whatevercomestomymind]

Omfg dying

[dollmaycry]

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

[closetedguyy]

are you going to make shoelaces as well

[sansv0re]

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

[closetedguyy]

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

[transmeddragon]

Bad addition to an already bad post

[closetedguyy]

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

Weak

[closetedguyy]

anyone want to shoot me

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

[dollmaycry]

[insaneinspireddreamer]

[those-goddamn-bats]

[badkidgorgug]

STOP

[aquilacalvitium]

Surviving the 2018 Tumblr purge like

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

this is a farely recent post but it has an ancient tumblr vibe to it

[autisticandwinning]

Ancient tumblr resurface after the purge

Tumblr: the reawakening

[hashtagloveloses]

i bring a curse on all your houses

[neighborunknown]

Good old history teacher here to break your legs!!

[lvl-5-kobold]

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

hey

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

[loseaturn-deactivated20181116]

Meme Island

[tangarang]

other

[charlesoberonn]

Somebody do an updated rendition

[tokai-teio]

[gif87a-com]

[yutyrannuss]

He’s so fucking valid I love him

[adulthoodisokay]

[digitaldiscipline]

Pigeon Status: SICK

[anxiousfrenchfry]

I just wanted to go shield surfing god fucking dammit

[runthatonebymeagain-deactivated]

I love this game so much

[mytrainline]

[krockafella-deactivated20220707]

he fell all the way down, died, got revived by a fairy before he finished falling, and sprang back to his feet with one and a half hearts. the true magic of this game.

[curlsandstems]

Lemme bless y’all with this video

[samthe-onion-nigga]

This is the cutest!!!

[enzerusworld]