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Alison - Canada - 27 - she/her pronouns - aroace - A collection of some things I enjoy, not really any original content

[the-meme-monarch]

happy hallowing you can take TWO pieces

[thatdisasterauthor]

At this point half the reason I still put up with TiKTok is the insane bakers and cooks. I mean LOOK AT THIS.

[tehkusogaki]

[comicsiswild]

Batman: Widening Gyre (2009) #1

[arguablysomaya]

my favorite responses

[comicsiswild]

thanks

[donesparce]

posting this panel was a mistake on my part

[mataurin]

[unsubconscious]

Yosuke Amemiya

[barbiesplasticsurgeon]

[jewishpangolin]

#i like the implication that dali just had that effect on things#just a surrealism field around him at all times

[ariadne-mouse]

The link in the original post unfortunately leads to a deleted account, so I googled the artist Yosuke Amemiya. And you guys. Those apples are WOOD. That isn’t digital art or some malleable medium like clay or putty. Wood. I’m almost angry at how good they look. Absolute witchcraft.

Some close-up shots from the artist’s website:

[official-lucifers-child]

mr. amemiya i’m sorry but you have to leave the orchard

[privatelydiscoveredmoments]

[geocaprican]

[4gifs]

[theproblematicblogger]

That gazebo is so fucked

[didgeridooyouloveme]

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

[awkwardarbor]

idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help

[thebobblehat]

This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.

[blackmormon-blog]

I only liked this for the gif

[saint-augustines-pears]

You cannot call for help, you must face the gazebo alone

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

But does it have an arrow in it?

[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[catnykit]

THANK YOUUU

[dairy-free-miilk]

[browsethestacks]

Still Can...

[elf-kid2]

Beautiful. The composition. Colors. The lamp. The fact that the photographer managed to make the moon look GOOD (not all cameras and photographers can achieve that).

Absolutely spectacular. Ultraluminary. Yes.

[willowcrowned]

the only thing funnier than a dni longer than the declaration of independence is a dni that mentions one person by name and absolutely nothing else

[sanerontheinside]

By interacting with the blog you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not engaging on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this blog will not be visited by Anish Kapoor. 

[onibi-onibi]

(敵襲に備えているだけの図。 オースティンパワーズのアレ | けいれん（松本痙） さんのマンガ | ツイコミ(仮)から)

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[doppelbangin]

Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.

“How to Respond to Criticism” by Danny M. Lavery for The Toast

[gamemakerm]

seems like plenty of people are lacking the Vitamin

[nyancrimew]

we could create more luigi mangione copycats by putting lead back in paint and gasoline

[nyancrimew]

alternatively class consciousness works as well

[nyancrimew]

i think lead might be easier

[cargopantsman]

i think the point is to put the lead in the CEOs.

[nyancrimew]

[dragoninhumanskin]

Lead makes them stupider and crueller, please don't put lead in the CEOs

[nyancrimew]

no no, you accelerate the lead to terminal velocity using a neat little handheld trigger device before it is put in the CEOs

[fistraid]

theyre doing brain surgery on me so i can draw inside job fanart 

[lipsredxasarose]

not now babe, I'm high and aimlessly wandering the wilds of Skyrim

[the-haiku-bot]

not now babe, I’m high

and aimlessly wandering

the wilds of Skyrim

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[jackscannabinoidreceptors]

@succulent-garbanzo you

[clown-guitar]

feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year

[clown-guitar]

in case anyone's wondering this is the worst tag anyone has left on this post it genuinely keeps me up at night sometimes

[lazerblues]

Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

[true-king-of-monsters]

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

[homopower]

[backseat-burner]

happy anniversary

[dialupmodern]

happy anniversary shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chalkboard-wolf]

Happy anniversary peebrains

[backseat-burner]

lmfao shoutout to whoever queued this in 2022 and destroyed my notifications today <3

[earhartsease]

it’s very funny to see this five minutes after blocking a porn follower