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garlic is my boyfriend garlic is a god garlic is the wind in my hair on the weekend garlic's a relaxing thought aren't you envious that for you it's not sweet like honey garlic is a cat purring in my lap cause it loves me flexing like a goddamn acrobat me and garlic vibe like that

coffeefocusrat

the thing about griffin mcelroy is i genuinely believe he is a genius like on the level of leonardo da vinci or whoever but no one will ever know because his chosen medium is podcasting

h0nky

cass-without-the-andra

miraculouspaon

GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

flange5

in case anyone in wondering, this is Paul Hollywood's idea of a s'more

theequeerstrian

You know what, their absolute inability to grasp Mexican foods makes more sense every day

ennairea

chronivore

With Winnie-the-Pooh and The Battle of Hastings sharing an anniversary today, did you know that E. H. Shepard once drew this amazing scene for an exclusive book bag?

darkpaladin

I love that none of them have weapons. Except Kanga, who has a fucking morningstar.

that is roo

Au where Goncharov and Andrey survive everything, grow old together and sit on a street all day somewhere in the south of Europe

sunflowerinanoldshoe

This is my favorite Goncharov post so far because:

1. The concept of an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE for a movie that DOESN'T EXIST is sending me into another dimension.

2. Despite appearing nonsensical, we of course are living in a world where the established Canon of Goncharov is that they do not survive everything and grow old together.

3. Of fucking course Tumblr would imagine a movie with two characters with intense homoerotic subtext, kill them violently with their love unfulfilled, and THEN create AU FAN ART WHERE THE LOVE IS FULFILLED.

And all of it fucking slaps I love this so much

onemagpie

Thank you for the great addition! I’m so glad that people get my joke hehe

knightofleo

wingsofahoneybee

fantasy costco is a front for garfield's true passion: illegal cloning

wingsofahoneybee

you're so right ive breached containment and my notes are full of delighted confusion

wilwheaton

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eroscestlavie

Rose Tyler was so iconic…no job. no father. hopping planets wearing approximately 10 lbs of waterproof drugstore mascara. a man at home who knew full well she was getting her back blown out by debate team captain space alien David Tennant on the regular and would still hang out with her every time she deigned to grace him with her presence. She killed the Devil? what a great character

eroscestlavie

yes mama…

deathandsensuality-archive-deac

me whenever women do the most horrific, ungodly actions to get their revenge: she did what she had to do.

dogsofcorn

lordsmaf

I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf? Have I got a book for you!” and then slowly radicalizing them with 50+ books of “There are no winners in war. Whatever ‘victory’ you perceive comes at the cost of sacrificing your own morals and killing the part of you that is human. In the end you will resort to murder, torture and war crimes and the knowledge of what you have done will haunt you for as long as you live.”