Malcom in the Medium
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Malcom in the Medium
Cats have to put up with being picked up and getting kissies and being cradled like the little baby and it’s so funny to me because like. They chose that. They domesticated themselves
"I suppose I shall tolerate the kisses from mama and papa... it will result in my kin 2000 years from now getting treats and scratchy posts for free..."
And it will make me cry forever and ever that the first recorded cat name was "Sweetie"
ripping out my pube in ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!
EATING MY PUBE ❓
Marx and Engels
a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????
she has been pickled for her crimes
remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave
How fucking old are you people?
normal amount
this is such a point-and-click protagonist thing to say
I think they would be friends.
[ID: A meme edit of Laios from Dungeon Meshi telling Maomao from The Apothecary Diaries, "I ate raw kraken parasite and got sick." Maomao says, "Why the fuck did you do that?" but thinks, "Based based based..." End ID]
Some of my favorite reblogs:
"Between the edible and poisonous portions of each monster they would clean the whole platter"
#so all my fav protags are autistic is what I’m getting from this #i think that says something about me
#maomao would thrive in that environment #but laios would die in hers within two days
#forever thinking about the dynamic potential of the two of them #and marcille and jenshi would get along great of course #senshi + chilchuck + gaoshun
Many variants of "This post inspired me to check out Apothecary Diaries"
#she would Not think that #she would SAY IT! #and then ask for details
#MY POWERFULLY AUTISTIC FAVES
"They'd be the ultimate enablers"
#I need both of these idiots to meet Fel from Campfire Cooking #They'd be unstoppable and insufferable
#autism to autism communication
#i think these two together would be a nightmare for their respective casts #because laios gets to talk about monsters and all their nutritional value to someone who is obsessed with poison and medicine #and maomao would continue to ask questions and throw hypothesis about the different ways monsters could be used in medicine #starting a never-ending cycle of raw autism energy that instantly kills every neurotypical in the area
#hsjdjfjfjg i JUST started watching this show the other day and was thinking #that it was surprising i didnt see many comparisons at the height of 'laios is such a freak <3' posting last year
#she would be SO dissapointed he didn't write down his experiences #what do you MEAN he got sick and didn't do science about it what was even the point!
#yes! i’d love to see them interact #but also: #bring back crack-shipping!! laios x maomao fanfiction when
#my thought when watching both series #senshi: this is poisonous. Do not consume. #maomao: How poisonous are we talking 😏
#insert 'they are the same picture' meme
#She would eat all the things Laios's teammates wont let him #and she'll describe in vast detail so he may live vicariously through her
"God knew they would be to powerful if they existed in the same universe"
#she’d think he’s weird as hell #but she respects his passion #like with Shisui
#Autistic little freaks who wanna put dangerous things in their mouths
monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat
Inciting incident
Had to dig to find this OP it’s been stuck in my head all damn day