Kiros(the): Paladin

Cats are truly a blessing in life.

[kiros-thepaladin]

I know that we had used to be friends,

Well we didnt stop, we just slid apart,

Everyday i miss telling you hello,

Tho thats not too good for my heart.

So i miss my highschool glow,

Full of people who i can call pals,

I thought i was so alone back then,

These crazy people would call me their friend,

I think about them all each day,

I wish, to them, there was more to say..

.

Once youre my friend, ill always remember you.

I cherish every moment you said hello to me.

I know we may never speak again,

But ill always remember you as my Friend.

[kiros-thepaladin]

Anyone else feeling Super freaking tired recently??

[kiros-thepaladin]

Back on tumblr, thats how you know im bored

[guerrillatech]

[kendrysaneela]

This is why I love the “Covid is faked” conspiracies. Like really?? You think the WHOLE WORLD is working together THAT EFFICIENTLY?? Even the countries that hate each other? Wow cheers for the optimism

[geijutsu1]

Look up the manhattan project you dipshits

[sashibunbun]

You mean the project where the only reason there was any secrecy was that none of the people had any part of the wide reaching project (Oppenheimer, Einstein, and all the others were pretty much kept way away from eachother) and was almost brought down as a secret in the group by one of the guys being an amateur safe cracker? That Manhattan Project?

The one where everybody near Los Alamos knew that something big was happening, because they were actively hiring during the War?

The one that had so many close calls to they're working on some kind of bomb that by the time the war was over you had people involved blabbing, to the point the Rosenbergs happened?

THAT Manhattan Project?

[dixkens]

The Manhattan project, the one that the editor of a science fiction magazine (I think it was Astounding) figured out was happening because all the physicists who subscribed suddenly changed their addresses to Los Alamos?

That Manhattan project?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[superkat500]

Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number

[haiku-robot]

those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number

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[haiku-robot]

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[krystal-prisms]

Haiku bot, babe, you already did this one. Good try though, mate

[haiku-robot]

Thanks for pointing out my visible fuckups, why don’t you eat cheetos flavored popsicle instead of insulting me or my haikus?

[idekwhatthisbl0ggisanymore]

HAIKU BOT???

[kiros-thepaladin]

How do people make friends online?????

[kiros-thepaladin]

ONOTHER ONE.

I AM DUMB.

Well not dumb dumb. But like, i can store information in my brain. If my memory was a library, the librarian would be someone who cant read or write...

Like myself, *WINK**WINK*

Anyways, when (ITS RARE) my memory works, i become unstoppable. Like SUPER SMART.

I have this thing in college, where.. i uh, HAVE RETOOK THE SAME CLASSES 3 TIMES. and still cant do better.

See, aside from the memory skills of a sack of penny. I cant focus.

Think about that. HOW CAN I LEARN, IF I CANT RETAIN THE INFORMATION, AND IF WHEN I CAN RETAIN IT, I HAVE 0% ABILLITY TO FOCUS.

So therfore i am DUMB.

Thank you. For your time.

Someone please help.

[kiros-thepaladin]

Hello, this is definitely the worst place to do this, but i just wanted to put some words out there.

Im lonely, even near people its still a problem. And it doesnt help that im a useless friend. Not a Bad friend, just useless. I dont have the motivation to do anything relatively hard or complex. And id like to find the reason for it..

If anyone reads this, sorry for any incoherent thoughts. Im not good at fluid conversion.

And like, i dont talk much. Having a conversation usualy leads to closer friendships or whatever with others, and yet i cant do that. Ill listen to everything but beyond that im useless.

I want help. Idk i hate how i am, and stuff, and this is a attempt at writing down the things i wanna tell myself.

I dont like me.

[the-child-death]

If you see this on your dash, it’s too late

((Reblog or Halloween won’t be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, you’ll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))

((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))

[emilyplayzyt-deactivated2017100]

PLEASE

[artisticmaniacwithapen]

skeleton help me pl s

[fandomhavenskittles-deactivated]

I ain’t risking it

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[microdeers-moved-blog]

3th

[victoriaringsinyourears]

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

[pixie-mage]

I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”.

[rockinoutforthdead-deactivated2]

i just laughed for a minute straight 

why

[gaysatanicclown]

Always reblog none pizza with left beef

[gingerbreaddrarry]

I shouted out loud “none pizza with left beef” because I was so overjoyed to see it again so unexpectedly

[thecrabbybarista]

3th time fam

[quank]

thanks baby kevin

[quank]

reblog to spread baby kevins love

[pets-n-us]

Cinza🧡💫

[justiceleaque]

the sheer amount of artistic talent put into these panels to portray the right feeling on clark’s face is amazing

[screenshotsofdespair]

[gordon-freeman-official]

Top 10 sentences that make you burst into tears.

[sindri42]

[sugarmage]

[bellringermal]

[thyrell]

[fendalan]

Way too funny not to share

[ms-demeanor]

[studentlifeproblems]

[naadaa11]

[ancientproverb]

beauty comes in all shapes and sizes