hey what the hell is happening

Basically I post what ever catches my eye. I'm Morgan. Agender, they/them. Come talk! My ask is always open!! 22

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[sandersstudies]

Me making food for myself: Why must I be subjected to the torture of maintaining this mortal flesh. When will I be free of the trials of Sisyphean mundanity.

Me making food for someone else: yay! yippee! woo! yeah! hurray! yahoo! hurrah! yeehaw! woo!

[swampreligion-deactivated202501]

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

[smuganimebitch]

all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

[blackpyrefly]

49-minute yoda fuck scene

[smuganimebitch]

you are the exception

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[redstonedust]

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

[flawedvictori]

guy who confuses his animal metaphors during sex voice: wow take a look at those oinkers

[flawedvictori]

fuck what kind of moron am i. forgot to add my barnyard animals tag. fuck

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[epiphainie]

some of the best tropes: divorce, cheating, cucking, weird love triangle, breaking up making up, breaking up never making up, pining for your ex, pining for the person you're nominally in a competition with for the third end of the triangle, infidelity, emotional infidelity, fucking someone and imagining they're someone else, toxic soulmates, toxic codependency, proxy sex, exes with benefits, cheating, divorce

[sweetfirebird]

So I saw some people remarking that they didn't understand why "liberals" are focusing on the disaster of the Reflecting Pool paint job, and ok so when you see stuff like that, I need you to remember we are dealing with a wannabe strongman. Anything that makes him look ineffectual, wasteful, and incredibly stupid-- you get that between your teeth and you don't let go. Especially *especially* when it involves laughing at him.

Also... it is funny. Except for the poor ducks, it's funny. Man lost a war to algae. His "American Flag Blue" is green and slimy and the paint is peeling off, and all before his big 4th of July show that no musicians want to play. It's funny. Point and laugh. That is fighting fascism, actually.

[quasi-normalcy]

I just think it's funny the man promised to "drain the swamp" and then turned one of Washington DC's most prominent landmarks into a literal foetid cesspool.

[spiritunwilling]

At the dragon boat races they were giving out free ice cream and these two kids came up to me and showed me their ice cream and said it is very cold! And then one of them put their ice cream on my arm so I could see for myself. He was utilizing an advanced technique called. Backing up your claims with evidence. Which many of you could learn about

[obsequist]

What’s CNC

Cookies n cream babie

[estrogenpatchnotes]

My job? I’m the bat enemy in 2D games that flies at you from a diagonal angle you can’t shoot in, it’s an under appreciated role but really serves to test the player’s understanding of the mechanics leading up to harder challenges. I also receive an intense smug satisfaction when they can’t hit me.

[estrogenpatchnotes]

I am learning that many of you are not accustomed to controlling your character in such a way to precisely align your vertical axis with another target at the same time your slightly delayed ranged attack reaches its apex, a skill important to platformers I exist to teach. Also kyeheheheheh~

[unyieldingsilence]

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[eymurn]

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[manuciruja]

thinking about how everyone clowned on james somerton for his plagiarism when he got exposed but clearly you all missed the part about how easily misogyny is accepted in queer circles because how am I still seeing people complaining about "straight women" that watch lgbt media??? saw someone complaining about how their screening of leviticus was "full of straight women that cheered when the boys kissed" like wow were they all wearing shirts that said they were straight?

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

my 5 year plan is to get back my joy