Duct Tape and Safety Pins Inside

kate don’t ask me what i’m doing i’m just as lost as you she/her 24

[sporesgalaxy]

"obsessive compulsive disorder"? ha....i think you mean i have a Philosopher's Soul. and also The Demon

[kitkatgarden]

didn’t think it was possible to be the family disappointment and the favorite simultaneously… yet here i stand.

[guerrillatech]

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[fyterx]

[dumbpuppyfag]

smitten is such a great word :) omg he's so cute it feels like i'm being killed by god

[valenatarg]

A normal day at Summerhall.

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[foxpost-generator]

girk at my work discovered my terrible secret

[bribun96]

“girk at my work”

[psilocervidae]

“girk at my work”

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[foxpost-generator]

girk at my work discovered my terrible secret

[bribun96]

“girk at my work”

[psilocervidae]

“girk at my work”

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[succubusboyfriend]

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

[succubusboyfriend]

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[kaijufluffs]

The long awaited sequel.

[kosmogrl]

they weren’t kidding when they said the only way out is through

[combustion-man]

Love it when tumblr works for once

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

AO3 DOESN’T HAVE AN APP. AO3 DOESN’T NEED AN APP. YOU’RE GIVING YOUR LOGIN INFO TO SOME SHADY THIRD-PARTY APP THAT’S FULL OF ADS AND GOD KNOWS WHAT

[writingdose]

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[elektrashocktherapy]

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

[ariaste]

ngl it sounds like you're just feeding the candelabras to the maidens at this point

[haymitchandthegeese]

whole house super duper crazy

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