Katie Belle's Blog

She/Her. I'm getting Bi

[frownyalfred]

local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:

goon:

Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:

mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?

[frownyalfred]

[mostly-frayed-edges]

[acacia-propaganda]

I can’t stop thinking about this video

[kitkattoawesome]

Why r u gay

one day i realized my obsession with cartoon women was far beyond any heterosexual explanation 😌✊

[catchymemes]

[jyostar]

We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

[bachi-special]

[no-context-vtubers]

[rabbitrah]

Allow me to settle the "sex scenes in movies" discourse asap: sex scenes in movies are bad when I don't like them and they're good when I do like them. Hope this clears things up.

[fredersen]

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[swarnpert]

[lobochon]

[superpsyguy-deactivated20140924]

In this photo you can clearly see both of Kirby’s hands!

In other words…

There is NO WAY Kirby could have taken a selfie!!

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[chefpyro]

Hold it!

Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary both define a “selfie” as a photo of someone, taken by themselves. Usually from arm length, or through a mirror. So even if Kirby did ask someone else to take the picture for him…

It still wouldn’t count as a selfie!

[alskylark]

You are ignoring the fact that most cameras have a fancy option to use a timer that takes the picture when the taker activates it.

Kirby could’ve perfectly used this option to take the picture, which even in your urban dictionary definition would still count as a selfie.

Since,

HE STILL MADE IT HIMSELF!!

[dionysianmirth]

why is it that whenever the phoenix wright fandom hijacks a post its always over something trivial and never anything serious like a murder case

[spikesspiegel-remade-deactivate]

oH IM SORRY LET ME GO MURDER SOMEONE SO WE CAN HAVE A MURDER CASE

[bobbit-r]

yall used to think this guy was hot i aint forget

[cannotunsee]

The Toughest Question of Our Time?

[charizord]

The “you are not allowed to kill yourself” sent me somewhere LMFAOOO

[unclefather]

[straightboyfriend]

every time i jump my dick hits me in the face & i die

[nnanii]

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[badjokesbyjeff]

Judge: I order you to pay $10,000

Mario: why?

Judge: it’s a fine

Mario: [sadly] no itsa not

[silentraptor4000]

Plz Jeff, change your url

[madeline-kahn]

Music in Film: Shrek (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson

[killin-the-machine]