[jackalopc]

look i get why people are like prone to saying robert robertson the third is chronically offline save for anything work related; and even if i didn't just wholly disagree for a number of reasons i think it truly limits us to the absolute delight it could be to in fact have him be very much the tech-loving millennial he is -- particularly with social media

like specifically give me mecha man blue who is the first mecha man to have social media of any kind. because yeah when astral was still kicking, there wasn't tons of options but there were a few but that doesn't mean he was using them.

give me robert who made and went thru the god awful process of getting verified on twitter and a bunch of other places. at first it's for very standard stuff, so he can give live updates on areas to avoid due to danger, et cetera. but he was also well aware, just growing up with the internet, that chaos would ensue it was just a matter of time.

he answers most questions sent his way, both professional and personal (within reason for both); he thanks & compliments folks for sharing any art of mecha man (himself or any of the others); folks will @ him in a storytime thread where they share what batshit wild thing they just went thru and how blue saved them or just was a part of it in some way; et cetera.

give me robert who is always very polite and respectful... until he isn't. then he's absolutely vile, but like only to the person whose earned his wrath. it's extremely rare but he will gladly call out a fellow hero if they were/are just absolutely dog shit at their job. like, not as in bullying new heroes or genuine mistakes. i mean more like in the vein of: hey you're clearly just here for the fame and it fucking shows and you keep getting more people hurt than you do saved and you should be ashamed of yourself. in the way that like only someone who also has the same job as you can like really tear you apart for doing said job badly. i do think that he has to be prompted to do that though most of the time.

also for everyone consideration, a non-exhaustive list of what i think should be his most famous posts/threads:

his up-to-date rankings of mech media. and no, it doesn't matter how niche it is he has seen it. he also details why he likes or dislikes each thing. the focus being more on how the mech component of it is realized and how much fun he thinks it would be to pilot.

MechaManOfficial: i wouldn't trade the mecha man suit for anything in the world... except for a jaeger that could be safely piloted solo

his also up-to-date lists of favorite places to eat in the greater LA area. broken into categories of what type of food it serves; then sub categorized by if its fast food, sit down, food truck, et cetera. note that he does not go to each of these places as mecha man, just as robert quite often, which does in fact send each of the places into a tizzy when they find out mecha man comes to their place and they had no idea. it does also, in fact, prove that this man has an iron stomach and a well-versed, stomach as he can and does eat literally anything.

less a specific famous individual one but he does often randomly appear in people's threads asking for advice when visiting LA completely catching folks off guard by a famous superhero replying to their spring break trip plans. it's always sound advice and realistic; he never suggests going to see any real major tourist spots (he will also patiently explain why it's just not worth it or he'll suggest an alternative).

his post revealing that he does have a mostly up-to-date playlist of any song that mentions mecha man (him or any of the others) directly or indirectly. he doesn't even care if it's in a positive or negative light or reasoning. he just chucks them into a playlist. he doesn't have time to personally go searching them down, so he mostly relies on pure chance; fans who ask him to listen to their music (he always does even if only once) and if mm is mentioned the song gets added (also music fans ask him to listen to has it's own separate playlist in general); and if it's pointed out that a song references mm.

random user: how do you even have the time to do all this hero work and make these lists!?

MechaManOfficial: a lot of hero work, esp. when you have more niche skill sets or areas of focus, can leave you with a lot of hurry up and wait time. also insomnia ✌️

and so on. i think he should just get to be a little silly. i mean, if he's gonna be a mecha man of the people, he's gotta talk to the people.

also also, have we considered the fan accounts? i mean have we really considered them? have you considered robert being acutely aware that it's a running thing/meme to catch blue just eating something sweet, because he has just an insane sweet tooth and it's like an extremely well known fact about him? or just people fawning over him? or just random sightings that he decides to respond to?

random user: [above a picture of mecha man, seemingly looking around] lmao why does blue look so fucking lost??? 😂 MechaManOfficial: because i was 😭

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random user #1: [picture of mecha man, that happens to give a great view of his ass] reason #1 im glad blue doesn't wear a cape: 🍑🍑🍑 random user #2: you should have more respect for superheroes, especially someone like mecha man!!!! stop objectifying him omfg

MechaManOfficial: it'd be a shame to hide my best angles

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random user: @/MechaManOfficial hasn't posted in a few days, is he okay???? MechaManOfficial: concussion 👍 but yes i'm ok

[spacedace]

1) Yes! Thank you! In my head the majority of Robert's socialization outside of hero work (where he's either talking with other heroes about hero work, talking with villains/criminals to get info from them/banter/try and get them to turn their life around, or talking with civilians to make sure they're okay/get info on something they may have witnessed) was hanging out with Beef and being chronically online.

Man correctly used the term "bop" (as disgusted as Prism was to hear it lol) he absolutely is on Twitter, tiktok, instagram all the things including tumblr (can't find it at the moment but I know someone else posted about Robert being an OG tumblrina that people freaked out upon realizing it was actual Mecha Man Blue being an unhinged menace and not someone doing a bit and I have never known something more true in my life 😂). Though he definitely has hacked shit to keep his data from being tracked/sold/ect. I know Zuckerburg hates his fucking ass because of it lol.

2) Robert absolutely announced that he was conscious again by taking a selfie of himself in his hospital bed in all his poat-explosion-induced coma glory.

MechaManOfficial: [picture of himself with the Mecha Man mask barely pulled on, looking like absolutely shit, what can be seen of his skin still covered in bruises or gauze. He's weakly giving a peace sigh, thumb clearly still broken and in a splint, pulse/oxygen monitor clipped to one finger, the arm that he is using to take the picture appears to be in a sling]

MechaManOfficial: I lived bitch

[emmasmoke8]

Robert sits on the floor in front of an old, busted couch that's more springs than fabric. He has small, twisted tissues shoved into his nostrils to soak up the blood, but he's constantly rubbing the side of his head against his lips in a refusal to taste the excess. He would pay more attention to his nose if he wasn't intently focused on bandaging the rest of his body, hoping to keep the stains left on his living room floor to a minimum. He's out of cream, so the bruises will just have to heal on their own... if he ever lets this patchwork of discoloration he calls skin heal.

When he's finished, Robert grabs the edge of the couch. He's more concerned with keeping his hand from getting stabbed by a spring than he is with keeping the mess off the cushions. Honestly, he can't even remember what color the couch originally was after all the times he's curled up on it, seeking a comfort that will never come.

The couch, however, is able to give him just enough support for him to stand up. Blood loss and starvation (and likely some dehydration, too, just as a treat) leaves his head cold and his vision blurry. His hands aren't as shaky as they could be when he starts picking up the bandages, cotton balls, tissues, and other poor excuses for medicinal care off the ground and couch. He gathers them all into his arms and brings them to the closet, arranging the pitiful amount into something that could, in theory, be an acceptable first-aid kit.

Before Robert can spiral or even go deal with the nosebleed (that he wouldn't mind so much if the dripping blood would at least take his headache with it), there's a firm knocking against his door. Robert frowns slightly. He approaches his front door, expecting to see an angry landlord here to harass Robert about rent again.

But when Robert opens his door a crack, it is not his landlord who looks at him or even one of his neighbors. It's an older man—at minimum, forty years old, but likely even more than that. He has a few black strands in his short ponytail, but his hair has mostly gone ash gray. It frames his deep, amber eyes and dark skin. Possibly Middle Eastern? Somewhere sunny, at least. His clothes fit and are well-worn, so it's between those being his actual clothes or him getting lucky with finding someone of his exact body type (broad-shouldered, muscular, heavyset) to steal the clothes of. Neither option disqualifies him as a spy, but Robert can't figure out what his cover would be since he's openly holding grocery bags filled with... well, it looks like actual groceries.

"...can I help you?" Robert asks, trying not to sound as distrustful as he feels. He doesn't know who this man is, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's a bad person. Given his age, maybe he's just confused, or maybe Robert has a new neighbor or—more likely—one of his neighbors has a few friend/paramour/something.

"Oh, Robert," The man whispers. There's a familiarity to his tone and a wonder in his eyes. Robert immediately wants to question that, but the man takes a step forward. Robert is about to slam the door shut when his body instinctively releases the door handle. He stumbles back, realizing belatedly that his skin feels hot. The man forces his way into the apartment. He shuts the door with his heel, but Robert checks and—the handle isn't hot. It likely wasn't in the first place... so why did he let go? Why is his skin pink from the lingering heat?

Robert whirls around. The man is... in his kitchen. He's unpacking the groceries because that what they are—groceries. For some reason, the man knows where to put everything like he's familiar with Robert's apartment. Antsy, Robert keeps his composure, "Who are you? What do you want?"

"Ah," The man throws his hands up. He sets one over his heart and lets the other reach toward Robert without touching. "I forget, I forget. I am Faizan." He has a thinned Afghanistan accent, so he's likely been training it away or it's naturally gone away through time in America. There's no telling which it could be, especially since 'Faizan' sounds like a normal name. It isn't something a supervillain would call themselves. "I brought you food. I wanted to bring more, but very, very hungry stomachs make for small ones. We must make more room, and then I will make you your favorites."

Favorites? What the hell is this man talking about? Robert doesn't have a favorite food, and even if he did, why does Faizan sound so confident that he knows what it is?

"Look, Faizan, sir, I believe you're confused. I'm not the person you're trying to find. There must be another Robert you've mixed me up with. It's fine, though. I'll help you find the other Robert."

The amber-eyed man shakes his head. "There is no other Robert, silly. Only you. What other Robert would live like this because he is Mecha Man?"

Faizan laughs humorlessly. Robert feels all the blood drain from is body. Okay, maybe Faizan isn't confused. No, no, he's well-informed. Robert doesn't know how sold him off, but as he quietly pulls open the drawer beside him, he's about to find out.

When Faizan shuts the refrigerator door, he turns around. Robert aims a handgun at the man. His hands are steadier than he thought they would be given everything he's gone through today (and because he really, really doesn't like guns). "Who are you? What do you want from me? Who sent you and why?"

Faizan frowns. He's upset—more sad than angry. Robert swallows thickly. He's not afraid to shoot. This man broke into his apartment. He poses a threat to Robert. It's self-defense. And he won't do anything if Faizan would explain himself and get the fuck out.

"I'm sorry. I did not mean to scare you." Faizan's amber eyes narrow at the gun. A soft glow appears in the irises. It doesn't take long for Robert to realize why when the metal starts heating up in his grasp. Robert tries holding on for as long as possible, but his body rebels against his mind when the pain becomes too much. He drops the gun, pulling his hands to himself. The outer layers of the bandages are ashy, and his skin might have a first-degree burn.

Faizan caught the gun, so it did not hit the ground. He sets it away, showing no signs of feeling the heat. Robert prepares himself for a fight, pushing down the mounting terror at the situation. He reminds himself that this isn't all that different from his usual fights—it doesn't matter that the mech isn't ready for him or that this enemy knows his identity.

"I'm not going to hurt you, Robert," Faizan promises, far too honest and downright wholesome for this situation. Robert tenses as he approaches. He doesn't step away even when Faizan's hands cradle both of his cheeks. There's nothing forceful or painful about the touch, yet it hurts so awfully all the same. "I'm here to take care of you."

Why the fuck does he mean that?

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@spacedace 's au about Flamdad going back in time and basically fixing his children's lives (you know, his actual kids and Z-Team). In my head, he woke up in his past verson's body, so there isn't two of him running around

Also, I used the same name "Faizan," but this is NOT the reverse social distancing au's Faizan. In my version of this AU, Faizan has amber eyes. When he focuses his attention on something through his sense of sight, he can increase its temperature

I'm vaguely considering making him a former minor supervillain just because I've really missed reading supervillains adopting abused superheroes as their sons (it's so good every fucking time), but I'm hesitant because I completely normal civilian going through all of this to save his children is hilarious and could be interesting to explore

I don't have an interconnected plot in mind. Really just random moments scattered throughout, like his first encounter with everyone. I mean, like, imagine a young Herman coming home to find his grandma and this stranger talking about him with so much pride in both of their voices for... no reason? Or that Prism plot thread I've mentioned before. Just having fun with it

[spacedace]

I love this so much already i just wanna

I'm obsessed with Robert being the human version of an abused and neglected stray dog experiencing affection and care and having no idea what to do with it but assume it means something bad is going to happen (same Robert, same) 😭❤️

Love Faizan just wandering in, full dad mode, heartbroken over the state of his son-in-law and already ready with a plan to get him back to healthy and taken care of.

[spacedace]

Mmm... sorta Scott Pilgrim Vs the World style flambert AU, where Falmbae and Robert start dating but it turns out that now Flambae has to fight Robert's seven evil exes, is that something?

(Flambert fic prompt ahoy lol)

Like, it turns out Robert had only dated villains before. And like, it was entirely unintentionally, he wasn't trying to date villains. It was just that everytime he though the person he was dating was just a charming asshole who could hold their own in tough situations (aka exactly his type) it turned out oops - the villain he was tracking down as Mecha Man? Yup, that was the person he was dating.

(Just imagine if it turned out that Flambae is the first person Robert seriously dated who he arrested and sent to jail before they started dating lol).

And Robert isn't even thinking about his exes when he starts dating Flambae, why would he? He hasn't seen them in years at this point, has done his best to not even think about them.

But it turns out that they thought about Robert. A lot. And somehow found out from inside jail that he's dating some hero now (feel like this could low key be Shroud's revenge against Robert for sending him back to prison lol). So they band together, maybe organizing between several prisons to do so, and they break out of jail just to try and fight Flambae over Robert.

The Z Team has just so many questions. And so many plans on how they're never going to let either Robert or Flambae live any of this down.

[medium-sized-ghost]

please please please let one of them be toxic- please please it'd be so funny-

[spacedace]

lol oh my god you're so right that would be so fucking funny 😂

Toxic shoes up and at first the team thinks its unrelated to the whole "Robert's evil exes are trying to fight Flambae/win Rlbert back" thing... right up until Toxic starts using his weirdly insightful emotional intelligence and understanding of Robert's past to try and manipulate him into them getting back together.

(Also the idea that the beginning of the game has Robert realizing that he is somehow dating yet ANOTHER villain and worse still this one is working for fucking SHROUD is hilarious, he absolutely threw Toxic off the balcony in that situation, depending on how familiar with his powers Ro art was at the time he might not even of bothered with the mattress that time lol)

Toxic: Come on babe! Think of all the good times we had!

Robert: Sure, if you can name literally one, I'll get right on that.

Z Team: Toxic? You dated fucking TOXIC?

Chase: Kid, you have fucking dog shit taste in partners, anyone ever tell your stupid ass that?

Flambae: Bitch I am standing right here!

Prism: Don't worry hottie, you're clearly the exception.

Prism: ...But for real Roberto you got to start going to therapy, these bitches you used to date are rancid.

[spacedace]

I just picture in that Scott Pilgrim Flambert AU, Robert is just... not into these guys anymore. Like, wow, and he thought he was pathetic.

They're trying to be all villain seductive and all that, and Robert just punches them in the face. Plus you know, Z-Team is tag teaming this with Flambae to help out. You think Punch Up isn't excited he's got seven new dicks to punch?

lol Robert just gives the team pictures of his exes and a break down of their strengths & weaknesses and is like "go wild, I'll keep SDN and the law off your back"

Honestly Flambae & the team might not even get the chance to fight any of them. Chase hears what's going on and decides "fuck this shit" and goes and takes fifteen years worth of frustration and shovel talks he never got to actually give out on Robert's exes.

Also, feel like bisexual disaster Robert Robertson the Third has a healthy mix of exes across the gender spectrum. Low key feel like one of his exes may just straight up be some kind of eldritch nightmare entity who doesn't even properly comprehend gender. That particular ex might even entirely derail the team in their plans to go back Flambae up because they NEED to know how Robert even MET an elder god let alone got it to fall for him so hard that its still trying to get into his pants a decade and imprisonment in some weird elder gods jail dimension later

[mechabert]

The fact that it's canon Flambae’s dad introduced him to arson makes me want So Much More Flambae family lore.

Hear me out on an AU thought: Flambae’s father being a former villain, too.

And unlike Flambae — very proficient at it. However? Family man, through and through. Attentive, deeply caring, and overall, a really sweet guy.

Owns a bakery or a Michelin star restaurant. Sends Chad photos of stray cats with ‘this one’s meowing sounds like your first words.’

Texts Prism tea recipes for a sore throat, reminds her to eat regularly, and even sends care packages to the Z Team on occasion.

literally no one would ever figure out this man used to be one of Mecha Man’s most prolific villains.

Flambae? certainly doesn't.

So imagine the mutual shock of both Robert and Flamdad when Flambae brings Robert home for the first time.

Robert who recognizes Flamdad by the eyes vs Flamdad who recognizes Robert by the voice. They ABSOLUTELY know who the other is.

[novabitch135]

Ok I raise you Flamdad being one of Robert’s dad’s enemies! And Flamdad tho a villain knows how much of a shity person Robbie and fucking hated him.

So when Chad tells him he’s dating the current Mecha man (the one who puts his son in jail) let’s just say he is not amused and worried about his son.

Then he meets Robert. And to him Robert is the complete opposite to Robbie. Tobert who has tired kind eyes instead of cool and counting eyes. Robert who is not playing a role, he is kind and thoughtful. Robert who thinks of his future children becoming the next Mecha man and hating that idea. Robert who cares and loves Chad.

At the end of them meeting Flambea’s dad is asking him when he and Robert are getting married.

[mechabert]

Ohh this could be sooo childhood friends Flambert if that were the case!! I truly do like the thought of Flambae’s dad and Robbie being enemies because?? Truly? I can imagine Flambae’s dad has his life together so tightly.

The man is a good dad, he runs a successful business, his family is thriving. Stays moisturized and unbothered. He doesn't even think Robbie is his main hero, but Robbie ABSOLUTELY believes he's the only hero Flamdad fights.

While Robbie can't divide or spare pieces of himself for Robert, whom he DOES have a responsibility to, as his dad, because Mecha Man takes precedent over everything.

Like. 100% can imagine a scene where he and Robbie are fighting, and Flamdad absolutely drops everything because Chad calls him. Which Robbie is Very Confused at. “Where the hell are you going?!”

“Home? My son misses me, asshole.”

“So you’re just running home. Because your boy said so.”

“Because he needs his dad. Obviously, we don't relate on that.”

They were PTA rivals, too.

[spacedace]

Bold of you to say Robbie was present enough in Robert's life to be in the PTA.

For my money FlamDad's PTA rival was either:

Shroud. Possibly in a "Elliot was Robert's other dad" AU or just as Uncle Elliot. Or because Robbie is an asshole and dumped the PTA duties he wasn't actually interested in performing (he only signed up because it sounded good, but it got in the way of being Mecha Man too much for him to actually participate in) onto Elliot and made vague promises about letting him join the Brave Brigade if Elliot took care of that stuff.

Whatever the reason, he had as a very intense PTA rivalry with FlamDad. So much so that even when he breaks out of prison and is looking for villains to recruit he avoids FlamDad like the plague because FUCK HIM THOSE BROWNIES WERE NOT DRY, HIS SUCCESS AT THE BAKE SALE WAS FUCKING RIGGED!

Or instead of Shroud, FlamDad's PTA rival is who I feel like is an even funnier option:

Chase.

Because it's objectively hilarious to imagine full grown, has his life together, adult Flamdad having beef with a literal teenager. Especially one who may or may not actually be old enough to be on the PTA (he probably isn't if he & FlamDad are on the PTA at the same time considering the age difference between Flambae & Robert).

Just imagine baby faced, 16 year old Chase staging a bake sale coup against FlamDad who is losing his mind because "He isn't even able to be on the fund raiser board! He's not even even old enough to not be a student at this school!"

Imagine the meeting between FlamDad & Robert going well, only for Chase to come in a little late and FlamDad immediately recognizing him. It doesn't matter that Chase is decades too old to be that kid he was at war with within the PTA all those years ago, he sees that shit eating grin and he KNOWS.

(FlamDad & Star Blazer Chase end up fist fighting in the garage later, because even without the rapid aging Chase is finally old enough for FlamDad to deck him for all the chaos and bullshit teenage Chase caused him back then. To the confusion of everyone they become best friends afterwards.)

[the-last-starlit-cat]

Man, I absolutely love it when fics casually highlight Dick's flexibility here and there, like, it's not the focus of the fic, but there are mentions every now and then, or someone suddenly notices it.

I absolutely love that, seriously.

[kitsuneg]

Fox hybrid!Robert AU Idea:

Robbie never married Robert’s mother. He liked her, she was brave, determined, and independent, qualities he admired, sure, but he didn’t love her. There simply wasn’t room in his life for love when the Mechaman legacy mattered more. She knew that and was okay with it. She liked him too: he was strong, disciplined and charismatic, he wasnt really caring but had his good moments… and they both wanted to have a child… So why not? It didn’t matter to her that he never looked at her with love.

Besides, it wasn’t as if she ever fully opened up to him either. She never told Robbie that she came from a fox-hybrid family, nor that she herself was the anomaly in that family, a hybrid who never manifested fox traits. What were the chances their child would be born fully hybrid? (Im going to work more on this later, but I think that as in canon, Robert’s mother is not present in his life)

Mechaman is a “normal man,” and Robbie made it very clear from an early age that to carry on the legacy, Robert had to learn how to "be normal” and ignore his hybrid side. Robert can manifest his hybrid traits at will, but he only reveals them outside the suit, when he isnt Mechaman. But even then -over the last 15 years- what has Robert been, if not just Mechaman?

As an SDN dispatcher, he showed his fox traits to blend in and go unnoticed and that’s how the Z-team met him. When they discovered his hero identity he unconsciously began hiding his hybrid traits again, confusing and worrying them because that is very clearly not healthy.

Robert is not okay, guys :(( 

Sonar -as a hybrid himself- doesnt understand why Robert would hide such an important part of himself. (In this AU, he and Robert are a bit closer than in canon thanks to Sonar’s interest in meeting another "hybrid pal"). Sonar confronts him but he isn’t good at heavy conversations, he wants to help, but his concern is easily mistaken for anger. 

(Sorry if something is written wrong, English isn’t my first language and verbs are a pain sometimes😭)

[ruinedchildhood]

[canismaenad]

Very well translated gag from the comics.

[monaddecepticon]

I haven't seen the show but in the comic the next page is a badass full-page fight scene.

[goldenclouds00]

I need Robert to have casual friendships with the other dispatchers, especially Galen, love that guy. I like to think that the dispatchers get drinks sometimes.

Also I like to think that Chase was kind of the office grandpa and was pretty beloved in the office. He has some good stories and advice that he’s always willing to share. In a lot of those stories he mentions a ‘Robert’ a lot, he seems pretty fond of the guy. Everyone expects him to be an older man, maybe not as old as they think Chase is, but like late 40s or something. Maybe their surprise when Robert turns out to be like 31 but still treating him like an older brother instead of a grandparent figure

[s0rinarl]

inspired by a post by Emma hehe

[silverwolf1249]

I’m too tired to write like a whole thing about it rn, but Robert gets de-aged before he starts working at SDN but after Shroud escapes prison. He retains his adult brain, so no kid brain but adult memories, adult brain and adult memories, but shoved into a kids body.

Anyway, so the mecha man suit is still intact, but Robert is no longer able to fully pilot it with his limited range of motion. And Robert ends of having to come to terms that he will need help to hide and protect the suit and the pulse while he’s a weak kid again.

Since Shroud has escaped prison already, Robert knows he doesn’t have much time or options, so after beating himself up some more, he calls Chase. You bet your ass Chase has never wished he could use his powers more than hearing a shockingly young Robert’s voice coming from his phone asking for help lmao.

It’s pretty easy to convince Chase he was Robert, and not like Robert’s kid or anything. Robert was around 8, the scar on his ear still looking recently healed. And in the world they lived in, getting turned into a kid was like a leap year, didn’t happen often, but happened regularly enough that SDN had a whole protocol for it.

Chase immediately gets Blazer on board to get Robert legal papers and put him under Chase’s custody, as well as to get Royds help to move the suit discreetly into SDN’s labs for safe keeping(though of course Robert keeps the Pulse for safe keeping). Robert decides to keep his first name, but change his last name to Chase’s. Seeing Robert Pierce on his new fake birth certificate definitely doesn’t make Robert and Chase feel a lot of feelings.

Anyway, the cover story is that he is the son of one of Chase’s old friends, who recently passed away and gave him custody in the will. Since his friend was killed under suspicious circumstances, Robert would be coming into work with Chase until the coast was clear so to speak.

Chase also decides that Robert has to keep the fact he’s an actual adult and especially that he’s Mecha Man a secret from the team he’s currently leading since he doesn’t trust them farther than he can run using his powers nowadays. Cue shenanigans of Robert trying and only somewhat failing to pretend he’s a kid while trying to figure out how to get back to his original body and also stop shroud.

[hawberries]

been thinking again about the parallels between hinata and oikawa lately

[enigmasalad]

Malevola: So who were your guys' childhood crushes? Sonar: Carmen Electra or Jessica Rabbit. I cant remember which one though. Robert: Why is that not surprising? Sonar: Alright Boobert who was yours? Robert: Don't call me that and I really didn't have any. I was focused on other shit. Kinda hard to crush on people when you have a shit ton of pressure on you. Coupé: I will have to agree with Robert. I didn't have time for crushes. I was busy. Prism: I didn't really have any either. I mean there was a stupid boy every now and then but I was mostly focused on myself. Gotta hustle early. Punch Up: I'd have to say Dolores O'Riordan was pretty cool. Very powerful woman. Fantastic voice. Phenomaman: I had an infatuation on a fellow student of the academy the children of my planet would go to every day. She..did not reciprocate. Punch Up: Aw bud. I'm sure she's doin' terrible right now. Invisigal: Ok I had two major crushes as a kid. One was I guess Mulan? Ming-Na Wen is hot as fuck in that movie. An absolute badass. Invisigal: The other one was Billie Joel Armstrong. I guess I liked how..edgy he was? Flambae: Besides guys at school? Justin Timberlake. And no I'm not fucking elaborating. Flambae: Who's yours wetbitch? Invisigal: Probably some hero or something. Waterboy: I-I uh...K-Kim Possible wa-was cool. I-I liked Velma too. Uh.. Waterboy: S-Starfire was cool...b-but my uh..my MAIN o-one was uh... Waterboy: J-Jim..Hawkins...from Tre-Treasure Planet? Invisigal: Shit! I forgot about Jim! Flambae: *squints* who? Invisigal: God you're old. Flambae: *pissed and smoking* You fucking take that back you- Invisigal: *ignoring Flambae* So Jim Hawkins! Y'know, brunette, kind of a bad boy, really guarded cause daddy issues, mechanic and- Invisigal:.....*looks at Waterboy* Invisigal: *looks at Robert*...... Invisigal: You've got to be fucking kidding me Herman. Waterboy: W-What? Invisigal: What do you mean "what"? You're so fucking obvious! You have a type! Sonar: I mean Kim Possible was cool. i don't see how he has a type other than redheads. Prism: Wait wasn't velma a brunette? Sonar: I don't even know. Invisigal: *sighs* Of course you fuckers wouldn't get it. Herm you're whipped. Waterboy: U-Uh..ok? Golem: I didn't have any crushes either. Not really a crush guy. Robert: That's fine too. So Malevola what's yours? Malevola: Oh I'm not telling. I just wanted to see if anyone would would say anything. And Waterboy? You definitely have a type. Waterboy:*still very confused* Invisigal: THANK YO-wait you tricked us?! Flambae: What the fuck?! I just said I liked Justin Timberlake for NOTHING? Prism: Baby we all knew you like *NSYNC. It's nothing to be ashamed about. Punch Up: *laughing* You're a fuckin' demon Mal. An absolute fuckin' demon.

[tiredmcj]

Lowkey an excuse to draw Robert with his glasses 😌

I'm still so giddy of how this turned out ✨

[urktola]

I really wanted to make Dick a beautiful, painted fish, but he's a flexible, loud, mischievous dolphin😘~

[eiiegeia]

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[henlo-art]

I saw this interview and my mind went immediately: yea. Those are absolutely Dick (🥰) and Jason (🫩)