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radissonclaire

ullathynell

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im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

driveshaftgroupie-deactivated20

i know when that hotline bling

that can only mean one thing

newtgeiszler

i forgot which one’s named tulio and which one’s named miguel but the black haired one is the bottom and if you think otherwise you are entry-level. you’re a novice.

newtgeiszler

you know damn well a top would never speak to his queen like this

catchymemes

highestnut

It warms my heart that Robert Irwin is the same goofball his father was

kyoru-shirbert

chaotic dumbass

thatdisasterauthor

I nearly spit out my fucking drink.

non-bender-world

Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?

comradekatara

oh honey they are fully dead

chemicalmagecraft

No but Toph was a professional earthbending wrestler with the power to feel the whole human body at once through vibrations with enough accuracy to tell lies. She knows exactly how much pressure the human body can take before important things start breaking or I’ll go buy a hat for the sole purpose of eating it.

comradekatara

oh, sure. she doesn't care though. she's 12 and she's thriving and she loves to murder

sussura

Aang: I have to defeat Ozai, but I don’t think I can murder anyone

Toph: I can do it.

Aang:

Toph: I’ve killed like 20 people since we met

Aang:

Sokka:

Katara:

panpteryx

Toph: I mean you guys have killed a bunch of people too

Aang: what no I haven’t I’ve never killed anyone!

Toph: twinkletoes you pick people up and drop them and blow them into walls. katara hits people with water hard enough to throw them to the ground and encases them in ice. Zuko’s straight-up throwing fire at people. Sokka hits people with a club.

Katara:

Aang:

Sokka:

Toph: when you hit people really hard they often die. I mean, I feel it every time. not counting the head trauma and frostbite that probably means they die later.

Toph: ....did you guys not know you were killing people?

Zuko: I mean I wasn’t going to bring it up but she’s right

Toph: I thought we were all doing it on purpose!

Zuko: it’s all in self-defense, it’s not like we’re going out of our way to kill people, but these things happen. Sometimes people have to die to protect everyone else. I thought you understood that already

Katara:

Sokka:

Aang:

Aang: *extremely loud airbender scream*