kjr's scrapbook

A little of this, a little of that, and oh- shiny!

[normalwizard]

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

[normalwizard]

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

[normalwizard]

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

[thechekhov]

I’m pretty sure that it’s the human brain that’s programmed to take anything remotely familiarly-shaped and ask “friend???” so in this case

superior monkey brain: bear will kill you

human brain: but maybe also is soft???

[friendly-animals]

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[vintar]

i was at the zoo and just kind of vagueing out leaning on a rail and watching the duck pond and in the background a kid started yelling “he’s coming for you! he’s coming for you!!” and i thought it was some game she was playing with her family or something up until i felt a little hand grab my elbow and looked down to see this tiny wide-eyed child staring up at me with the world’s most serious expression and she said in a solemn voice

“he’s here for you”

and something reached out and grabbed my other hand

it turns out that a resident cockatoo has figured out that if it just waddles back and forth along the rail it can get the maximum amount of attention and headskritches with the minimum amount of flying and objectively this is very cute but at the same time this was very nearly the way that a grown adult died of a heart attack at the zoo

[vintar]

# wait wtf is that the bird from the adelaide zoo??? # I CAN’T BELIEVE THERE’S A POST ABOUT MY SWORN ENEMY # he literally chases after you if you ignore him fck that guy holyshti

lmao yep that’s the one!

i love bird tumblr so much, where else could you go “hey look at this bird” and have a complete stranger not only know where it lives, but declare that it’s their nemesis

[thehotgirlproject]

This is legit my favorite post

[babyanimalgifs]

Here’s a kitten dressed as a bat to brighten up your day

[favorite-aesthetic]

NASA has released new images of Jupiter, taken by the Juno Spacecraft.

[catgifcentral]

Plop

[steampunktendencies]

Giant animatronic dinosaur outside bbc hq! Wow! Credits: BBC

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

No.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

[kitty]

he do the wiggle…. then THEY do the wiggle

[big-lil-eonni]

it’s their best quality

[istezada]

Synchronized catting

[nevver]

It’s Science! The Perfect Road Trip

[peaceful-wanderer]

brittneybrightside

[lizamon]

y’all think this is cute and fun looking but as a bamf that drove 3,000+ miles across the country I can tell you that its not. When you get on I90 and your  GPS tells you to go straight for the next 450miles and you realize you could watch the entire Braveheart movie twice before you see anything other than cow pastures or corn fields you beg for death. I saw so much weird ass shit from towns with horses that wander like stray dogs and places where people say weird shit like “Sure dont!”. America is fucking bizzaro and a trip like this is only for the most Mad Max-iest of mother fuckers. 

[thenatsdorf]

[paddysnuffles]

Parenting: It’s a Thankless Job.

[pizzaranchofficial]

That is their thanks!!!

[catsuggest]

happy mather day!

[mrshamill]

@tessacrowley

[afaerytalelife]

[friendly-animals]

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[yodelmachine]

My laundry basket is self-loading.

[fieldbears]

My day has not been great, and this actually really helped

[vladtheunfollower]

[cursedcatpictures]

w Ör k

[princesstigerbelle]

Hacker voice:

I’m in

[different-landscapes]

[pochowek]

heres a little.. controversy

[fangirltothefullest]

Why not both?

[sighinastorm]

It got better!