u know, like, nya

Yo I'm K. He/Him. This is a garbage blog for me to dump stuff I like. 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝓾𝓵𝓵 ＲＥＤ b g̭͛͘i̇͌͊vͯ̅ͤęͥͬs ყOυ ₩łłłłłłł₦₲₴ яＥ𝓭 ᵇ𝕌 LL give ǝʌᴉƃ B𝓑BɮꃳB฿B wiNɠ

[woundliqour]

Can somebody make a lovecore edit of this w like heart emojis n shit everywhere and the rupee is a heart?

[ladysaytenn]

[ladysaytenn]

Happy Valentine’s Day!

[parakeet]

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

[targent]

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

[targent]

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

[targent]

uh oh

[zoethrowingnightshade]

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

[carnelianfoxx]

Fox News had two men kissing for a solid 2 seconds on screen before cutting away

happy new years

[maxstarfall]

[not-seth-twiright]

The army really asked "Hey, what do you think would fit the aesthetic of employing vulnerable teenagers to risk their lives over a nefarious goal they don't even know, I'm asking because we want to set up a recruiting event at the Anime Con".

Then some PR lackey was like, "you won't believe it I know the exact show"

[boopsloop686]

[undeadhousewife]

[gaytanic-panic]

You should be allowed to cruise in bookstores

[gaytanic-panic]

like if i see a tall woman in the sci fi section i should be able to brush against her to see if she wants to fuck in the back

[gaytanic-panic]

this post is teaching tumblr gays what the term cruise means

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

it looked like this

[lethesbeastie]

The imagery and vibes of this were so visceral I had to do art about it

(Grayscale version under cut)

[punkitt-is-here]

watching a movie called Finding Jesus this new years

[thefreegladelancer]

Broke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in a Bethesda game Woke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in ANY video game

[daggerfall]

Woke Supreme™: blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong IRL

[lumikinetic]

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Bespoke: Blaming Todd Howard when things go wrong IRL In front of Actual Todd Howard

[watermelonjeager-deactivated201]

This is an important message that needs to get out to Markiplier!

There is a gang war in LA. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Mark. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around LA, and please reblog this to get it to the youtubers in LA.

I just worry about their safety.

markiplier stay safe! <3

[exit-delete-deactivated20220301]

Please stay safe markimoo (

markiplier

) We are all very concerned for you and other youtubers! Someone tag all of the grumps!!!

[biomic]

saru brother

[ohthewhomanity]

OK but aside from the funny, this is the gorilla doing its best to correct a gorilla faux pas! Gorillas don’t make eye contact except as a challenge. They avoid looking at each other directly as much as possible. So this fella just accidentally slid forward and looked the human right in the eye and went “oooooops” and turned FULLY around to go “I have no quarrel with you!”

[anarchowizardist]

[fyanimaldiversity]

‘Ghost’ American lobster (Homarus americanus) [x]

[eroscestlavie]

Contender for funniest google image juxtaposition

[bigmeatyflaps]

[campyvillain]

WHAT THE FUCK

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[dreamofthemaidenless]

right now on earth there’s a kindly old stray tomcat who just got adopted and he’s receiving enough food to fill his belly for the first time in his entire life and he’s so so so happy and he doesn’t even know that it’s going to be like this forever :)

[depsidase]

[asingularcanadian]

RAISIN POWERED FUCK MACHINE

[starrypawz]

LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN