knird.

scribbles, quibbles, & nibbles.

[kristina100000]

[knird]

[chilewithcarnage]

I remember when this bitch ruled this place

[knird]

Me: is it Caribbean or Caribbean?

Him: it's Caribbean.

Me: oh. Who says Caribbean then?

Him: white people.

[nessa007]

[tvandfilm]

#this show was truly a documentary VEEP (2012 - 2019) | 5.10

[thegaymertrainer]

I am in love with Clara 😭

[probablymoons]

Transcript:

Clara trusts me enough to show me different parts of her body like her belly. show me her mouth and allow me to touch all of those teeth. —right? can you turn and show them all of your teeth? good job!— So we work really hard on being able to look over their entire bodies, and progress those behaviors to things like voluntary blood draws, ultrasounds, teeth brushing, and radiographing. —right? yeah!— But the biggest thing is we find what they find reenforcing and they show us that. and that includes hugs. —right?— And Clara has shown us that she really seems to enjoy tactile, so I give her this hand signal and she will show me what part of her body she wants rubbed. So, right now she wants a big noogie —right? good.— and sometimes what I will do is I’ll make her head a little pancake. or then I’ll rub her side and then she snuggles right in. —huh? huh! good girl thats very nice, good.— And then like I said, she would climb right on my lap and allow me to continue giving her tactile.

[peppernine]

[catchymemes]

[whitingfishbites]

One of the oldest memes will be forever timeless

[ruinedchildhood]

[stardynamite]

THE WAY SHE POSED AFTERWARDS HFKFBDK

[stardynamite]

My artistic rendition:

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

[kathereal]

The baby yell

[emotiona1shorty]

She’s such a patient mom

[thecreach]

That’s one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A GOOD MOM

[user234445646778999876654332-de]

MAAAAAAAAAAAA

[bob-belcher]

[kropotkindersurprise]

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

[kedreeva]

I’m reblogging this again because I finally realized why this is so funny to me, as a bird person.

In the first gif, what you’re seeing is a man who has zero idea how to handle a bird. That’s a heavy bird, and he’s got his arm stretched out as far as it will go in an attempt to keep the bird away from his face. What that does is create unstable footing for Uncle Sam. The handler is there trying to hold up Trump’s arm, but the bird has already realized it needs to leave or it will fall. In the first gif the bird is not attacking Trump- it is trying to get away from him so it doesn’t get hurt.

In the second gif, what we see is a bird that remembers what just happened and is blaming Trump for it. Uncle Sam sees Trump reach for its tether, and makes a lunge at Trump’s hand to keep him away. The bird /does not/ want to hang out with Trump because it has learned that Trump has no idea what he is doing.

Uncle Sam is rejecting Trump based on Trump’s proven inability to properly handle Uncle Sam. And that is both hilarious and beautiful.

Good bird.

[rainnecassidy]

Always reblog Uncle Sam telling Trump to fuck off

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

This is a better explanation of these gifs than I could have given!

[zornofzorna-blog]

“Uncle Sam is rejecting Trump based on Trump’s proven inability to properly handle Uncle Sam.”

If this were fiction, we would say the symbolism was too heavy-handed!

[shivuyi]

[256gb]

this video is extremely good every single time i see it

[scamgar]

Armor of Thorns Thursday

[depsidase]

[iknowitwontwork]

FUCK THIS COUNTRY

[everlastingrandom]

This morning there was a nation-wide text spam campaign targeting Black Americans (largely students) telling them that they’ve been selected to pick cotton and will be picked up to be sent to a plantation after Trump’s inauguration.

People online are making jokes about it, but it’s genuinely a disturbing sign. Someone was emboldened enough to intentionally run a background on thousands of young Black people and send them racist messages the day after a very exhausting and stressful election.

Racist messages telling people that they were selected to pick cotton for a plantation group have been received across the country -- includ

Racist text messages spam Black Americans across nation

Black students around the country are receiving racist text messages ordering them to report to plantations.

Black students at Alabama colleges get racist texts about cotton, plantations after Trump win

Local law enforcement is looking into the messages.

Multiple Georgia residents contacted FOX 5 Atlanta after receiving an alarming text message or being informed about a potential threat from

[everlastingrandom]

Please boost this if you can!!! This story is still developing and a lot of the people who have been getting the messages say they’re scared to leave home now.

[iknowitwontwork]

fuck y'all!!!!!