it's propably my fault

Abel 22 married i'll bring the bad ideas

[slutdge]

matthew mcconaughey's performance in texas chainsaw 4 was camp pussy cunt cunt slay, i wouldnt expect you to understand

[slutdge]

she ate

[why-i-love-comics]

Spider-Man: Animals Assemble! (2023)

by Mike Maihack

[the-quasar-hero]

I’m going to Constantinople, that shit better not be Istanbul

[the-quasar-hero]

Real shit

[prismatic-bell]

You know I know I reblogged this already with a joke but—

Re the tags “transphobic parents visiting their out adult children,” it’s even MORE appropriate because we do actually know why Istanbul is no longer Constantinople. It’s because the name came from Constantine, a Roman emperor who converted to Christianity in the third century and immediately decided it was the state religion for the entire Holy Roman Empire—hence the name of that.

Thing is, he was a complete warmonger and also Türkiye hasn’t had a Christian majority in over five hundred years. The predominant religion in Türkiye is Islam—90% of voting-age people in Türkiye are Sunni Muslim—and in the third century when Constantine pulled his shit, most of the people there were pagans. Instanbul was renamed to remove the name of a force that was oppressive and no longer appropriate.

[txttletale]

im obsessed with this post. not only did the turks not stop using the name constantinople (the ottoman empire called it 'konstantiniyye' in an official capacity for centuies) but also the ottoman empire quite famously conquered constantinople using cannons and such. the 'official' renaming of the city happened in 1930. and whichever one of these this reply is referring to its so fucking funny. the famously liberatory and emancipatory [checks notes] ottoman conquest of greece and [flicks several pages, squitns, underlines something] 20th century turkish nationbuilding

[traincat]

"Did I draw a big flaming 'A' in the sky, Web-head?"

Love Unlimited #69

[tanknaka]

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

[the-grace-of-fallen-angels]

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

[thatsamebookishh0e-deactivated2]

Believe me when I say, there’s no one else like you, and the world needs a whole lot of you

[why-i-love-comics]

Spider-Man: Animals Assemble! (2023)

by Mike Maihack

[sciderman]

crazy (1973) #2

[spideytorch-hovel]

Spideytorch headcanon time!!

Peter forgets to eat when he's hyperfocused

so Johnny will bring him snacks every three hours and just set them in front of Peter without saying anything

he doesn't want to break his focus but he wants to make sure Peter has food

sometimes Peter doesn't even process Johnny being there or the fact that there's food for a bit

Johnny give Peter a kiss on the top of the head

[itmaybedullbutimdetermined]

peter parker and his complete inability to let poor johnny storm just get a decent night’s sleep

[knock-off-constintine]

Thinking of Peter breaking into Johnny's room at like 3am after a fight and just scaring the shit out of Johnny and just throwing himself across the bed (and on top of Johnny in the most awkward way) and sticking to the bed and groaning and refusing to answer Johnny, and Johnny pretending to be upset but once Pete's asleep gently combing his hands though Pete's messy blood and sweat soaked hair and totally not silently crying wishing he could hold Peter more often

[mad-tears]

The story is about Peter hating Johnny for being an awful roomate and they just decided to draw Johnny as the perfect malewife. 

[sciderman]

fantastic four #513

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)

[splend-42]

Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.

[deliriumcrow]

Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.

[cipheramnesia]

Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.

[patrickat]

It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.

[avron]

65/402 16% Danny Trejo 60/282 21% Christopher Lee 51/259 20% Lance Henriksen 41/211 19% Vincent Price 41/205 20% Dennis Hopper 41/204 20% Boris Karloff 39/209 19% John Hurt 33/117 28% Sean Bean

[digitaldiscipline]

I’m so proud of the statistical side of tumblr for coming through on this.

[why-i-love-comics]

Red Hood: Outlaws #56 - "Something New" (2023)

written by Patrick R. Young art by Nico Bascunan, Paula Fidelis, & Nicole Bukowska

[forestclover]

"- I bet this one killed someone"

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I have something extremely important to say

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

My aunt’s dog has a paw print on his paw

[royalharkinian]

The small little gasp I let out is heard universally when you view this picture

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

First humans ever to leave the solar system suddenly drop out of communications and the ship can't be found with any equipment. After one month of no contact their home countries start reluctantly holding funerals for the space heroes only for them all to turn up, healthy, well fed and extremely disoriented, in the middle of Tokyo, talking about alien abduction. Turns out that aliens found the poor humans straying out of their solar system, presumably lost, and took them to Alien Wildlife Rehabilitation before dumping them back in the middle of their native habitat.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#bonus points if none if the crew are Japanese#aliens just dropped where they thought was best

I literally just googled "city with the highest population"

[marlynnofmany]

I’ll bet they have cool new tattoos that turn out to be tracking devices too. Just in case these spirited individuals try to make another break for it.

[teal-deer]

... do the tats make them stupid popular, like that time scientists gave birds tracker anklets and it accidentally made them ultra fuckable

[marlynnofmany]

Let’s say yes. Those alien scientists are learning so much, and none of it is accurate.