You've........ done a few posts about Palpatine having sex to have a child who created Rey. But has it been said that he had sex? Considering Star Wars is Sci-Fi couldn't it have been IVF?
No.
Considering that Padme canon died from a âbroke heartâ during childbirth or whatever shit explanation was given for ice-boxing her I absolutely refuse to believe that Palpatine did anything to get a child that wasnât absolutely fucking someone and I donât care what anyone or the novelization has to say about it.
Sheev Palpatine fucked. He took some poor woman to pound town. He laid some space pipe. Palpatine spread his man mayonnaise all over some womanâs flat bread. He went balls deep in some ladyâs sarlacc pit, hit her with the real force lightning, set up shop in spaceâs bone bayou.
And thatâs that on that.
























