Koshii Dump

The place where my rants, imagines, stories, and random ideas collect ♡

[koshiiimagines]

(Late but-)

WEDDING HEADCANNONS

•Milo and Sweetheart definitely woke up earlier than the two

- because Milo was fucking nervous af

-Sweetheart probably figured that out and knew he’d panic

•Asher definitely set his timer like 5 or 10 mins earlier than needed because he knew he’ll hate the alarm even when its his big day.

•Sam and Darlin definitely promised each other to be the bestest best man and maid of honor even if it means spilling a whole bottle and knocking someone out if they even tried to ruin the wedding.

•The car ride for the mates was all about talking shit about the others. I feel like they’d also have a moment sharing to Sweetheart and Darlin all the things they’re excited for and then Sweetheart and Darlin would just be so proud of them and of Asher and David

•Angel and Babe having a moment just sharing to each other how excited they are and just how much they mean to one another too.

•Milo or Sweetheart would definitely pull the other somewhere and do a little ‘I do’ moment too with vows and stuff (I feel like Angel would see them and wait until they got it out of their system before screaming out “I’d do you too” to Sweetheart…)

•Babe and Angel would try to include Sweetheart to everything because even though they said they won’t need a wedding it’s still really fun and they want Sweetheart to experience that.

•Angel saved seats for David’s Parents and during Asher’s vows David noticed the seats

• Angel having a seat for David’s imaginary friend Caelum (That he probably mentioned once and Angel remembered..) David would meet Caelum’s gaze for a sec and he would probably show himself to Angel now too..

•Darlin and Sam were def looking at each other during the vows

•Asher and Babe just crying and forgetting to bring tissues and Angel and David just brought some because they knew they’d forget

•Sweetheart would definitely pull Milo away so the pairs could have a pic without the officiator or to kiss him (both probably)

•Chrissy will definitely cry.

•David will be holding Angel and Babe and Asher stare into each other’s eyes

•Babe definitely has a vow of always being Asher’s player number two

•Angel has a vow of always loving the grouchy alpha that thought they were being followed at that fast food place.

[koshiiimagines]

Curious

Do y’all ever think Erik is going to kill off a listener..?

Maybe an anthology where listeners die?

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Why r these so true.. 😭

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The april fools au really caught me off guard 😀

[koshiiimagines]

OK SO MY LAST POST WAS A BIT DARK SO WHAT IF..

Trying wedding cakes with your sweet werewolf fiance and his tsundere alpha

Or like smth like that. I WANNA WEDDING PLAN PLS

[koshiiimagines]

Quick 5 Am thought

What if we got a halloween post of just their fears coming true??? Like some twisted shit

What if Angel died in a car accident?

What if Sweetheart got killed while on a job??

Babe got eaten by a massive spider or smth??

Then like everyone else’s

It’ll be like a Halloween heartbreak horror special and stuff. Just a thought

(Halloween is like still so far but yknow)

[childofeventide]

This is such a cool idea and te David angst would absolutely wreck me

But consider: things that COULD have happened,

E.g

- Asher died in the inversion because Sam and David weren't fast enough

- Quinn finding Angel or Baabe and just butchering them, they die in their mates arms

- Freelancer doesn't tell Gavin in time and Caelum goes back to try and help, so Vega kills Freelancer and they die as Gavin appears

- Brachium doesn't help and Sunshine gets dragged into the river

- Vincent doesn't get there in time to save Lovely from Adam

- Sam can't talk Darlin out of going after Quinn and finds them dead

- Yandere!Ivan kills Baby under Vega's influence

- Blake gets too annoyed that Bestie won't stop pulling back and coming back so he snaps and kills them

Some of these are terrible, but that's just my addition😊

[koshiiimagines]

I can see that I’m not the only one who’s been thinking like this👀

It’s really good tho. What I would give for an anthology like this. I’d love to just cry my poor heart out

[koshiiimagines]

Quick 5 Am thought

What if we got a halloween post of just their fears coming true??? Like some twisted shit

What if Angel died in a car accident?

What if Sweetheart got killed while on a job??

Babe got eaten by a massive spider or smth??

Then like everyone else’s

It’ll be like a Halloween heartbreak horror special and stuff. Just a thought

(Halloween is like still so far but yknow)

[qhoaaaa]

This would be an insane anthology omg

[koshiiimagines]

WOULDN’T IT?? Pls I’d love to just cry my eyes out after listening 😩

[koshiiimagines]

Quick 5 Am thought

What if we got a halloween post of just their fears coming true??? Like some twisted shit

What if Angel died in a car accident?

What if Sweetheart got killed while on a job??

Babe got eaten by a massive spider or smth??

Then like everyone else’s

It’ll be like a Halloween heartbreak horror special and stuff. Just a thought

(Halloween is like still so far but yknow)

[koshiiimagines]

Haven’t been here in a while-

Opinions on the newest geordi audio? Haven’t had the guts to listen..

[koshiiimagines]

It’s been a while since I listened to geordi’s playlist so I went back to it (Still made me cry-)

-But like what your take on their fight??

Cuz when I first heard it, I got what geordi was saying but now I think I kinda understand cutie’s more too…

(Both of them had their reasons obvs!! Just asking opinions..) I need more geordi talk

[koshiiimagines]

Which video do you guys just memorize from heart?

(Mine’s literally the ‘Jealous Tsundere David confronts you-)

I can literally quote that whole video start to finish-

[downtheblouse]

a fluffy nsfw davey hc

ok so in one of David’s earlier videos he was shocked that angel was blushing when he got naked to shift bc they had already fucked before

and david says it in a kinda way that brushes that fact off

BUT i believe that the first time david and angel had sex, it was the fluffiest thing ever like so gentle so sweet, kinda more on the vanilla side. and he was like the king of aftercare for them bc he was so in love with them like UGH DIE

thought abt that while showering 😔

[koshiiimagines]

Which ship do y’all see in this tho?

(I’m thinking David and Angel but maybe cuz I’m biased and my first thoughts are always them…)

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[starvin-darlin]

Office Gossip

@giolovestameimpala requested david meeting angel’s friends so i thought i’d actually write that idea i had a couple weeks ago. thank u so much for the request!! hope u enjoy <3

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“Hey…Hey Anna. Pssssst Anna.”

“No talking. I’m working.”

Angel rolled their eyes and kept poking their office cubicle neighbour, “But it’s reaaaaally important.”

Tom, who shared a cubicle wall with the two, popped his head up, “I wanna hear the really important thing!”

“Ughhh what is it?” Anna grumbled.

“I met someone yesterday.” Angel whispered.

“Like, met someone met someone? Like someone cute?” Tom beamed, he was always wanting to hear about Angel’s love life, or them bemoaning their current lack thereof.

“Someone very cute. But he’s also very grumpy.” They replied.

“Well you love grumpy people! That’s why you and Anna get on so well!” Tom laughed.

“Watch it.” She warned, “So tell us more about him. How did you guys meet?”

“Well it’s kinda a funny story. I went to that coffee shop down the street from the office and he was in there and he said I was stalking him and to leave him alone but I thought he was cute so-“

“Hold on.” Anna interrupted in shock, “He accused you of stalking him?”

“Yes.”

“Had you actually been stalking him?” Tom asked, confused.

“No of course not!”

“So he accused you of stalking him and you didn’t call him weird and walk away?” Anna asked sharply.

“Anna you don’t understand. He’s gorgeous. Like dream guy. He’s all angry and brooding and tall and ripped and-“

“So… A gorgeous man who’s exactly your type just so happened to accuse you of stalking him for no reason and you spun that into a date with him?” Tom questioned.

“Exactly”

Anna and Tom exchanged a look.

“I’m not buying it.”

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“Second date went well!” Angel chirped, walking into the lunch room.

“Ohhh your second date with your totally made up man?” Tom replied through a bite of his sandwich.

Anna took a sip of her coffee, “Where did you go? Narnia?”

They exchanged a laugh while Angel rolled their eyes.

“Anyways, did you hear about that guy from HR cheating on his wife?”

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“Who do you think is most likely to have sex in the office?”

Angel choked on their coffee and looked up to see their favourite coworker peering over their shared cubicle wall.

“Tom, I thought we agreed to actually get some work done today.”

“Are you actually doing any work?”

Angel closed the half finished game of solitaire on their computer.

“It’s gotta be Anthony.” Anna piped up. “Him and his new guy already do way too much PDA when he comes to visit.”

Tom leant on the cubicle wall and laughed, “A very valid answer, but stay with me here: Carol.”

Angel held back a snort, “Carol! She’s like 70!”

“She is very spry for her age, and she looks like she really knows her way around a fax machine if you know what I mean.”

Angel shushed him and Anna smacked him with a file.

“Hey you never know, maybe I’ll be the first to have sex in the office.” Angel smirked.

“Oooooo are you and imaginary man getting serious?” Tom teased.

“He asked to make it official over the weekend.”

“Finally! You have been seeing each other in your head for months.”

“We wanted to take it slow!”

“Very cute. Very romantic of you.” Anna remarked dryly.

Angel’s phone lit up with a text message. “Actually he’s here to pick me up for lunch.” They smirked before texting David to come upstairs and meet them in the office.

Tom and Anna shared a suspicious glance. “Did you seriously hire an actor to keep this lie going?”

The office door opened. David looked around the room before his eyes locked on Angel. They waved him over with a huge smile, revelling in the shock on their friends faces. David made his way over to them, well over six feet tall and in a leather jacket covering his impressive physique, he stood right out against the mundanity of paperwork and beige desks.

“You ready to go angel?” He muttered, keeping his voice low to not disrupt the people working around him. It didn’t work, everyone was already staring and whispering to each other.

“See you guys after lunch!” Angel exclaimed with a wink, clearly rubbing their victory in their friends faces. To nail their point home, they grabbed David’s hand and led him out of the office.

Anna and Tom were silent until the rest of the office returned to its usual background noise of keyboard clicking.

“What the fuck just happened?!” Tom whispered to Anna.

“Oh my god. Oh my god!” Anna mumbled, head in her hands.

“They’re dating David fucking Shaw?! Alpha of the Shaw pack?”

[koshiiimagines]

I love reading simple scenarios like this🫶🫶

~chef’s kiss~

[fluffycyclops]

Gabe called David's mom "angel"

[koshiiimagines]

David didn’t even know he picked up on it because he was so young and probably forgot

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[koshiiimagines]

To Babe and Angel listeners!~ 🥂🎉

[anexistingexistence]

You know those weird name card -like things company's higher-ups tend to have on their desks? The ones with their names on like the name isn't already on the door?

Yeah, Tank and Angel have definitely sat down one afternoon and made those for everyone in the pack. But in typical Angel & Tank fashion.

Asher "That Collar Is There for Everyone's Safety" Talbot

David "Shifting on their Anniversary Was Too Sappy for Him but Proposing on the Solstice Wasn't?" Shaw

Milo "If We Put a Joke About His Height Here, Nobody's Going to Find Our Bodies" Greer

Tank "Slowly Becoming More Southern Every Day" (they won't tell me their last name, davey help -Angel)

Baabe "Still Hasn't Decided which Leash to Buy" Talbot

Angel "The Only Thing Keeping this Pack from Being Forced to Attend Cooking Lessons" Shaw

Sweetheart "Will Kill Us if We Talk Shit about the Small One" Greer (?)

Sam "Where Is the Cowboy Hat" Collins