Hi

[dndspellgifs]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[mikkeneko]

for the love of god unmute

[umbralaperture]

Muted it took me 6 seconds to figure out what was going on. Unmuted I had tears in my eyes 3 seconds in

[hotvampireadjacent]

AOC is actually playing among us on twitch. i thought she was gonna do some corny “pokémon go to the polls” and just air some speech like bernie does but no she actually playing among us.... we have a gamer in the senate

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

finally some gamer representation

[log4]

i can't believe you didn't mention Ilhan Omar is also playing and they're on discord

[hotvampireadjacent]

I’m in the middle of watching a movie i just checked for a second okay there’s a lot going on

[log4]

this is geniunely so funny AOC got imposter and was playing so dirty pretending to have no idea where the room she just killed someone in even was djkskdskkfk

[an-apple-that-pines]

You guys are acting like AOC didn’t tweet about buying animal crossing and using quarantine to “get back into League of Legends”

[orangecoupe]

Also Ilhan was savage af every time she was imposter lmao just decimated half the crew and was like huh which room is that??? Pro gamer

[durbikins]

Counter Strike: Global Offensive

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

[seelcudoom]

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you

[webbut]

This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!

[feedmecomicart]

ate the fucking knife

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

[karpad]

nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.

You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.

[synthicyde]

Let’s not forget everything else in his videos.

The googly eyes he puts on things

His cow jugs

The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate

That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn’t pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife

[theseulgis]

… relatable.

[tiffanyssi]

visuals

[sillybro]

Yes Naruto would have Wart Jr on his island

[animalcrossingmemes]

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[lupinelolita]

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr

[orphanblack]

Orphan Black is BACK. 

This Sunday, May 17 at 3pm ET, the original cast will reunite live on the official Orphan Black Facebook page for a two-episode table read benefiting CenterLink and Sistering. 

See you there, #CloneClub. 

[darkgreyclouds]

able sisters!

[hazeldrop]

every day i think about how small marshal is 

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

felt this …

[ninathebored]

[illinicoise]

The Godfather (1972)

[aichu-dechu]

Y’all need to watch Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse, it’s a trip.

[mcsqu1bb]

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

[mcsqu1bb]

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[annethecatdetective]

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

[owldee]

peak lesbian wedding gifting I CANT

[owldee]

the saga continues

[marvelmerlinao3]

The saga has a thrilling closing chapter

[owldee]

ALSO THIS

[the-ladies-of-dc]

melissabenoist: I don’t know what to tell you I couldn’t find them it happens 🤷‍♀️