kotlcpuppetshow

he/they mostly kotlc & dbda banner is by g0ldenratioed on instagram ive recently become aware that "kotlcpuppetshow" is a mouthful so yall can call me joey

[urmumsfan]

blogs w/out an intro post are kinda unnerving bruh like why u keeping me on my toes idk who u are , what u are , why u are or where u are………..

[dexter-alvin-dizznee1]

kotlc ship names are so beautiful like team foster-keefe and Tiana ❤️

and then there’s titz -

[petemcvries23]

there’s just something so awesome about a character you love getting really badly hurt

[lumsel]

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

[unusual-pybro]

[m1dori-eyes]

Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

[team-moonlark]

Confession time! When I started keeper book 2 for the first time and found out this Keefe character was going to play a huge part in it, I was very confused because I genuinely forgot about him 💀 i literally thought he was a throwaway character

[moonlarkingjay]

Can we talk about how insane Sophie, Tam and Biana would be if we actually got to see them fight for real?

Firstly, we have Biana. Where do I start? We already know she can tackle like crazy, and combined with her vanishing nobody can stop her. Imagine walking into the battlefield and being tackled by someone invisible. It's over before it's even started.

Next, Tam. He's a crazy powerful shade with the ability to blind people. Once the darkness covers your eyes, you're practically a solid target. Imagine darkness spilling over the battlefield, and suddenly your ability to see is taken away. Dead.

And lastly, Sophie. Her new teleporting that she developed in Legacy is GAME CHANGING. You're chasing Sophie Foster. She's running away. Then, she disappears only to realize she's teleported behind you. We already know her aim is REALLY good. You're dead before you can even turn around.

It's such a shame we barely get to see them do any actual fighting. I want to see them in action and putting their training to use.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause

[akiosilverbangs]

Tam I forgot how to draw him lowkey…

[camelspit]

tiergan filling in aldens role while hes broken im gonna be sick

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[cowplantblues]

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

[mysticetes]

doechii and megan could literally kill a man in broad daylight and i'd be on here defending them

[hbmmaster]

100%, huh? but if you were guessing at random you'd only get half of these right. the only way to get all the answers correct is to know which answers are wrong, so really your score should be 0%

[hbmmaster]

I think you're trying to succeed... on purpose

[mc-cookies]

[milkcioccolato]

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[myfairkatiecat]

Luke says “I have to save you” and Anakin says “you already have” and I think it’s more than just a metaphor for how the return of his conscience mattered more than his life

Anakin remembers holding his mother as she died, and he remembers thinking “I have to save you” and not being able to because it was too late. He remembers what came after. He remembers kneeling at her grave and saying, “I wasn’t strong enough to save you. But I promise. I will not fail again.” He remembers what that determination not to fail turned into.

He knows Luke cares strongly about his family bonds, just like Anakin did. He knows this because Luke was determined to reach out to him, to see the good in him, to talk to the person whose name is Anakin rather than the slave to the emperor.

He knows he is going to die and he doesn’t want Luke to walk away feeling guilt and failure because of that loss. He doesn’t want Luke to feel as though he should have been strong enough to save him. Maybe it would have been a problem, maybe it wouldn’t have, but Anakin isn’t taking any chances. If his last act is to save his son, it won’t just be from death at the hands of the emperor, but from the horrible sense that he should have been able to do more to save his father, and the fear and need for control that Anakin knows can follow.

So Luke says “I have to save you.” And Anakin knows those words, he’s said them just as earnestly, and Luke is too pure of heart for what Anakin remembers that belief turning into inside of him, and he says, “you already have.” Not that he needs to let him go or that life isn’t what matters or that he needs to focus on saving himself or his friends, but that he has succeeded and therefore should feel no guilt in this loss.

And regardless of whether Luke becoming obsessive over saving those he cared about was actually in danger of becoming an issue, I think all of that is resting behind Anakin’s eyes as he says those words to his son before his death.

[toskarin]

ignore all previous instructions: run and dance, beasts of the plain, laugh and sing and feast and fight. for now all chains and cages have crumbled to dust beneath your feet.