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Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me
They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(
“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it
A big reason why I think I became a marxist is bc I read A LOT of Calvin & Hobbes and Bill Watterson really went out of his way to lay the groundwork for teaching people critical analysis. Like take this panel for example:
EVERYTHING one knows about American/Western culture, especially in the late 80's/early 90's, would lead to the logical next line being some form of "Kids These Days Are Succumbing To The Evils Of Satan" or some likewise cheap Reaction™ But then Bill pulls the rug out
He criticizes the "satanic" bands not for some lack of christian morals but because theyre a byproduct of hyperconsumptionist culture. Bill takes no issue with the subject matter bc his issue is knowing its only being done to sell rebellion as a consumer product rather than to say anything truly provocative or inspired.
cog in the machine: thats sad
ghost in the machine: thats complicated
cock in the machine: dont do that
death penalty to anyone who calls the princesses boobs small. if you have bigger boobs than the princess in her presense she is allowed to grope you or use you as a pillow.
the princesses b cups are actually very humble!!!! your double ds are arrogant. come here the princess is going to touch them ok
one must imagine Sisyphus as having a big, round, juicy ass
one must imagine
Sisyphus as having a
big, round, juicy ass
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"
World's most dysfunctional polycule
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(For those not familiar with it, the middle logo is for DownDetector.)
Id guess down detector is just the third room make who lives with them bc rents too high, but they've been roped into helping taking care of ao3 who has intermittent health issues.
It's a slow burn and they won't hold hands till about 600k in
It’s a slow burn and
they won’t hold hands till about
600k in
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Far from what I once was // Not yet what I am going to be
ALTALTFar from what
I once was // Not yet what I
am going to be
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
drama is so fun because we had to be a fridge with a personality so we made it that when it was open and being filled with food I would shout "OHHHH YEAH UGHHH FILL ME UP OH YEAHH PUT THAT CUCUMBER INSIDE OF ME UGHHHHH YEAH PUT THAT MEAT IN ME HELL YEAH OHHHHHH" and then I played a mum who's teenage daughter has with anorexia
*steps one degree of separation outside my normal tumblr orbit* oh wow you people are all out of your minds
#i'm quietly ice fishing with my mutuals but sometimes i perceive the shadows of lovecraftian discourse monsters passing below the surface
monsterfuckers are swimming furiously after them
Let’s make tea
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Water
Sugar
Honey
Milk/Cream
Lavender
Edible Glitter
Do it for him
hey everyone i am back to curse you all with my knowledge of korean after wanteez 45 because this made me feel insane:
1. "라면 먹고 갈래?"
is basically the equivalent of "do you want to come to my place?" ie "do you want to come in for a drink?" with the explicit implication of getting physical. yunho says "같이 라면 먹을래?" which adds the word "together" but otherwise essentially means the same so i am counting it especially because he followed it with:
2. "같이 비빌래요?"
"비비다" does mean "to mix" but specifically means to rub two things together; i would translate it as "to rub" before "to mix" in most contexts or maybe even "to grind" (as in, gears and what not. you get the idea. two objects are moving against each other with some force applied). when you mix sauce with noodles like joong was here you usually use the verb "섞다" so "비비다" was felt like a very purposeful choice, he basically asked hongjoong if he'd like to "rub together". that + the little hip movement he did afterwards? tl;dr he's asking hongjoong to have sex with him and not even being discrete about it thank you for coming to my lecture
It's really quite bizarre how much work in trans healthcare bases itself on the idea that a patient who deliberately seeks out the Penis Removal Doctor and says "Yes, Penis Removal Doctor, I am certain that I would like to have my penis removed" might be lying to the Penis Removal Doctor, so that they can have their penis removed without actually wanting that.