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'so... yeah... this is awkward.... She/her. 25y/o

[geminihurt]

Whumptober 2022 | Day 19

Enough is enough | Repeatedly passing out

"Wei Ying!"

The Untamed 14 + 23 + 45 + 46 | Wei Wu Xian - Xiao Zhan

[memeuplift]

[fromalltononeandback]

The dads when they’re trynna get that extra inspiration

[thoodleoo]

new favorite type of ancient artifact: ancient greek skyphoi decorated with owls who look like they've seen unspeakable horrors

[medievalthymes]

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

[moderndayportia]

殊途 by 狄里 on Pixiv |  Posted with permission |

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[speakingofdoorknobs]

[thyrell]

i love when boomers complain about shit like this because as a fast food worker i would literally rather walk out into the lobby and shoot myself in the head than suggest more than one menu item to a customer

[holycrapitsbags]

Yeah former 8 year Starbucks employ here. This never happens. I’ve have had what amounts to a flip on this happen more often. Something like

“Welcome in what can I get you”

“I want a plain black coffee”

“All rights wha-“

“No sugar or cream or flavor or anything else.”

“Okay, got it, wha-“

“I don’t want no caramachmocha flippy-do’s or frappachina-what-it’s. Just. A plain ol regular black coffee”

“That’s great sir, now please wha”

“Just a old fashioned stright up coff-“

“SIR WHAT SIZE DO YOU WANT YOU STUPID FUCKING COFFEE”

[mens-rights-activia]

Anemone runs from starfish

[buzz-buzz-bitch-its-bee]

[ham-of-war]

[vfevermillion]

[mens-rights-activia]

Anemone song is NOT shitty, delete this 😡😡😡

[luvtonique]

Reblog if boobs are pretty cool

[strohsylvia]

One of my favorite birds 🦅 🐦

[luvtonique]

No like, tits

[gilded-dragons]

This?

[luvtonique]

No like, hooters

[silverscreeny]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

the fun part about having time stamps enabled is that I can see immediately that the original post was published in 2016 and the entirety of the bird conversation was four days ago

[prince-less]

Same thing tbh /j

Based of this textpost made by @wearycow-art !!!

[specters]

hi this is so funny to me

[specters]

literally cant stop thinking about “dude discreetly gives woman lactaid pill after she expresses concern over a milkshake on their first date and now they’re married” like… the romance of it all… 

[animusrox]

[memewhore]

[toastsogwich]

baseball ottg

[1jps]

[slopmaster9000]

i love when a cat meows at you and you're like "yeah tell me about it" and they're like "meaarow" and you're like "that's crazy man" and they go "rrraow" and you both continue in that manner for quite some time or until the cat decides to bite you