Noah Kahan
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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shark vs the universe
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we're not kids anymore.
Stranger Things
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@theartofmadeline
Fai_Ryy
Show & Tell
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
trying on a metaphor
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Love Begins
todays bird
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@kristendisegna
I'm making pots again and it's the best. I've been having fun with sgraffito, tapping in to my illustration skills in a new medium! On this cup is some local inspo - a swamp wallaby.
Update! Bisqued! Just the glaze to go for this Australiana inspired collection 🌿✨
Insta
Glazed update!
Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post
And the update
She buttered Jorts
The outrage summed in a perfect Tweet:
FINALLY
I’ve been collecting the best Jorts tweets and waiting until the moment he showed up on my dash to post them. So here you are, the curated best of the past, oh, day or so:
Some additional quality memes from the past 24 hours:
Meanwhile, OP has continued tracking trash can mishaps on twitter:
And a quality photo of this sweet potato:
An update for those not following Jorts’ twitter account, starting with a transcription of the Wellerman cover:
Link to the lovely video
There once was a ship that put to sea The name of the ship was the Jorts and Jean The ship she rolled and her closet doors closed Oh no, where’s Jorts? Oh no!
Soon may the smarter cat come To save poor Jorts so orange and dumb One day when the butterin’s done We’ll take our leave and go
When Pam came on, she had a plan To teach our Jorts about garbage cans Pam meant well but her plans fell flat When HR said, “don’t butter the cat”
Soon may the smarter cat come To save poor Jorts so orange and dumb One day when the butterin’s done We’ll take our leave and go
Now Jean the smart cat comes She saves poor Jorts so orange and dumb Now that the butterin’s done We’ll take our leave and go
We’ll take our leave and go
We’ll take our leave and go
Additional quality memes:
A recipe for Buttered Jorts:
Recent Jorts activities:
And some very wise words from the cat himself:
This is the largest Jorts post I found before I decided to stop, and combines a lot of memes in one convenient package.
Along with cats, of course. Smartly done!
The person running the Jorts Twitter is using it to promote unions, which is awesome.
FNALLY! All the premium Jorts content in one place!
Just thinking about how my entire primary school was convinced that a house across the street was haunted.
This was a legend for all my primary years - older siblings would tell younger (who would then inform their own friends with newfound Knowledge Of The Elders), new kids would be looped in ASAP, and so many poor teachers on yard duty suffered kids telling them about it (we ignored their “reasonable” explanations, naturally).
I distinctly remember stakeouts happening along the fence line at recess and someone would convince the whole group they saw a curtain move. Because of course the place is full of ghosts if the curtain moves!
Also, this house was two doors down from the best milk bar in town, but if you wanted to get your sausage roll/40c lollybag/sunnyboy fix you stayed on the school side of the street until the very last moment. Because scary house.
new favorite type of ancient artifact: ancient greek skyphoi decorated with owls who look like they've seen unspeakable horrors
Ancient owls are the best.
we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland
oh there's a third! bland, new south wales!
Claude Monet (1840-1926). The Magpie (detail), 1869. Oil on canvas. Musée d'Orsay, Paris.
A goat, evolution
I asked for drawing prompts. My friend said butts on things that don't normally have butts. So I drew a fancy cigarette butt hat for this stylish young lady.
how do you draw a star?
1 3 5 2 4 1
1 4 2 5 3 1
2 4 1 3 5 2
2 5 3 1 4 2
3 1 4 2 5 3
3 5 2 4 1 3
4 1 3 5 2 4
4 2 5 3 1 4
5 2 4 1 3 5
5 3 1 4 2 5
nowhere else does science like this
This is the first poll I’ve come across where I’m genuinely shocked at the results
bruh
everything about this… this statue, the choppy waves, the cliffs behind her, the echo, the drumming….. aesthetic
Lyrics in Faroese:
Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin djúpt í míni sál í míni sál Í hjartanum logar brennandi bál brennandi bál
Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin inn í hjartarót í hjartarót Eyga mítt festist har ið galdramaður stóð
English translation:
Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound deep in my soul, in my soul In my heart burns a smouldering fire, smouldering fire
Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound in my heart’s root, my heart’s root
Did anyone else just get the shivers? Cuz I’m definitely getting the shivers.
Btdubs, the singer is Eivør Pálsdóttir.
Reblogging again for the haunting wizard lyrics
shoutout to the faroe island for being the only real viking island left
Don’t stop
Me now
Believin’
Thinking about tomorrow
I don’t share much of my work on this ole tumblrino these days, but I am still making.
These are some sweet miniatures of beloved kitties I made recently as a gift 💙🐈⬛
They’re pretty tiny, only 3-4 cms big. First time making anything like this, so I was working out the modelling (no joins, all pulled and formed from one little lump of clay) and decoration as I went along. Had to guesstimate the pink and green-yellow colours while mixing stains and medium together as I’m that madman ceramicist who doesn’t test glazes first :):):) …but it worked out so yay! :):):)
(You can see more of my work on my Insta)
My dudes, the bot invasion has gotten so bad that if you follow me and have an empty blog I’m now automatically assuming you’re a dodgy bot. I’m basically reporting every new follower as spam and blocking atm.
If you’re a tumblr newbie PLEASE reblog something, anything! Distinguish yourself from the bot invasion!
This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
Reblogging for cultural enrichment
bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-
From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic
I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.
This clothespin was clipped on a little snack my grandma packed me for my flight back home from France. She used to be a physics and chemistry teacher and her students wrote some of her frequently used expressions and quotes on clothespins that they clipped onto assignments, lab coats, etc. Apparently a lot of things were, according to her, essential! 😂
A little guy who’s all puffed up about something. The fluffy part is done with a stitch called Turkey Stitch, which I learned just for this.
It started with this little sketch.
Here are some WIP photos:
This piece is really just a small test, I want to animate this little guy.
