Jake

I make games, draw furries and reblog stuff i find funny or cool (or both!) (no longer Jade Harley exclusive blog) |20s| (ocassionally nsfw) telegram: https://t.me/Max000Studio Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pixel_boi_max

[kubbley]

BIT Crusher: Arena is out!

Play it for free on itch.io:

https://sleepykoboldgames.itch.io/bit-crusher-arena

[mangonetics]

Dude you gotta get to the solipsism con this year, they're gonna have the one real guy as a guest speaker

[officialspec]

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

[officialspec]

some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say "its only a 3 minute walk" when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away

[officialspec]

also anyone who thinks "3 minutes isnt THAT bad" you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer

[shinraalpha]

walkable cities also means cities with free accessible public bathrooms whilst we're at it

[asphodelimago]

#walkable cities also means cities with temp shelter from sun/heat and wet/rain#because sometimes rainstorms happen unexpectedly#and because some cities need SO MUCH more shade than they have or people risk heatstroke

Yes.

While we're at it, walkable cities also means cities with well-maintained and well-inspected sidewalks and curb cuts.

[annabelle--cane]

went to a discussion led by elliot page earlier today and there were many good things said but at one point the other presenter asked him "what's a cool thing about yourself that has nothing to do with being trans?" and he said "uhh this is all I've got going for me" and then paused before adding "if anyone has three oranges, I can juggle"

[jumberlacks]

The correction is killing me

[woogigooie]

My favorite Biologist

"My large size means I require rather absurd amounts of nutrients." Love him, he's so friend-shaped :o Probably my favorite biologist. I hear he's looking to replace his lab assistant too..! (Excuse me as I go and study biology real quick)

I am aware of the mild (albeit old) discourse around Vinalisj. Also aware the creator uses tumblr.

I just think they're a cute/cool character and last time I drew him I just traced the pixels..! So this time I did it in my actual current artstyle.

And if the original creator happens to spot this, apologies for making you think about it all again. You made a design so many people adore. And it sucks how all of that has played out at this point. I wish you the best in your current endeavors.

[cat-cosplay]

[cirivere]

[coughdropsandsoftspots]

While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

[sunglassesbot]

That it's no longer on poob?

[tradgothwillbyers]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

[parttimepup]

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

[dogs4ge]

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[wildspringday]

"came back wrong" but it's from work

[pukicho]

First time sending hate mail kinda nervous

Come on everyone! lets cheer him on!

[writing-prompt-s]

Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.

[marlynnofmany]

“I have created a perpetual healing spell.”

“A classic. Congratulations.”

“If my soul leaves my body, this spell will keep it around and lucid enough to magic myself back together.”

“Effective. Next?”

“My spell feeds off the life force of microscopic things! When bacteria die near me, it adds to my total. Wiping down the sink with antibacterial cleaner gives me SUCH a buzz; I think I may have to dial it down a bit.”

“…I would be very curious to see your notes about this spell.”

[feyosha]

Breaking News: Wizard Grad Student causes major religious schism by casting drain soul on microorganisms, accidentally proving Animism

[thevoidwatches]

“I tied my body’s physical shape to my self-image. As long as I feel young, I won’t age.”

“I see it also gave you… ah…”

“Massive dobonhonkeroos?”

“I was trying to find a more diplomatic way to bring it up.”

“An unexpected side effect, but not an unwelcome one.”

“Shall I assume it’s she/her from here on out, then?”

“Oh yes.”

[the-haiku-bot]

“I was trying to

find a more diplomatic

way to bring it up.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[goblinsable]

@official-boob-posts

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[passion-of-l0vers]

how the fuck do you make a bed

[passion-of-l0vers]

it’s not working 😭😭😭😭

[passion-of-l0vers]

nvm guys i figured it out

um. is it supposed to be this small tho…

[shamebats]

[steampunkforever]

Furthermore whoever removed the audio jack from phones should be grilled in front of congress. The fact that I need a dongle to listen to music on a modern telephone while 20 years ago I could have simply plugged a universally standardized cord into the audio jack everyone knew how to use is an anti-human move that should be punished.

[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[space-arcanist]

I can't get over "and comes fucks me".

[bornwholocker]

Anyway I’m always thinking about how other characters/the skills talk abt kim and harry

This game man