Jake

I make games, draw furries and reblog stuff i find funny or cool (or both!) (no longer Jade Harley exclusive blog) |20s| (ocassionally nsfw) telegram: https://t.me/Max000Studio Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pixel_boi_max

[kubbley]

BIT Crusher: Arena is out!

Play it for free on itch.io:

https://sleepykoboldgames.itch.io/bit-crusher-arena

[pobblebonked]

normal human legs

[pobblebonked]

normal human... tummy?

[pobblebonked]

okay, i admit it maybeee these aren't normal human features

[pobblebonked]

normal human girl

[ispyspookymansion]

first they made it mandatory to log in everywhere. create an account to download your free template Log in to access resource give us your email nowwwww. Now the humble password is being killed too. open your magic email link! type your 6 digit code that we texted you because we required your email and your phone number! we’re gonna call you and whisper a code sweetly in your ear so you can log in to your account. yes it has a password but you cant use that anymore. okay? poob is gonna call you. now poob is just gonna call you.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

The worst part is you don't even need to forget your password for something like that to happen. Last year I lost access to a bunch of stuff I had in my old email account (from back when I still used hotmail) because it was still linked to my old phone number, and one day it randomly detected that I was trying to log in from a different computer than usual (even tho it was literally the same computer) and wanted me to verify my identity using my phone. And the only way to recover your account if you no longer have access to the phone number linked to it is by filling a form which asks you information such as the subject line of the most recent emails you sent using that account (who the hell remembers that lmao), and every time I've tried to fill it it tells me the information I provided is not enough to verify my identity.

Like again it pisses me off because the issue wasn't even forgetting my password. I still have my fucking password, it was just that one day it randomly decided I was trying to log in from a different location and the only way it'll let me log in after that is using my phone number.

[lunerabo-deactivated20250206]

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

[dumbcutepets]

[kittytiddycommittee]

A sub but in a witch's familiar kind of way. Yes, you technically exist to do my bidding and enhance my power, but you also sleep in my bed and get treats and scritches when you do a good job.

[itsnotwhatimlike]

embarrassment has good bones

[spelldealer]

this cannot be a real fortune i just got

[spelldealer]

me: oh yay! i love fortune cookies 🥰 can’t wait to see what my fortune is! 😄💕

this cookie: kill yourself and shut the fuck up

[precision-instrument]

[somecunttookmyurl]

we should bring back the supernatural fandom somehow having an extremely specific gif for literally every occasion though

i know you guys are still out there. i know you still have your .gif folders. don't pretend you're not.

[fade-steppin]

[somecunttookmyurl]

[somecunttookmyurl]

you. you get it.

[uhrair-blog]

Why are boobs so soft. What are they made of. Is it the dreams of a thousand small rabbits

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[littlegoldfinchh]

lord the peasants are so loud today

[littlegoldfinchh]

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

[kulvefaggoth]

[cardinalfeng]

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

[sharkbutthoohaahaa]

[ptchangbin]

[kirexa]

[hahawasabi-deactivated20250604]

[mechamothgirl]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

don't worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

[gimmick-thief]

[entity56]

[becausebirds]

Eider ducks sound as though you’ve just told them a very interesting fact or juicy gossip.

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[tomato-bat]

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

I’m 30 hour OSHA trained and um….

You’re not supposed to apply stickers, paint, or markings to hard hats because they might conceal damage. You are ESPECIALLY not supposed to apply large amounts. You can get away with your name and mayne a small sticker. But that many? Garfield is getting a write up.

You’re doing gods work

[steffbutler]

[lesbianpwnieswithweapons]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[t1mmytim]

WIP! Trying to draw a glitch from Starbound, but it's really hard when all you have is a couple pixels to go off of... (ㅠ﹏ㅠ)