Kurlybird

I'm a potato.... Not really. I'm just a 21-year-old who hardly understands how Tumblr works

[dragongirlafro]

[dragongirlafro]

from this moment forward, "Real Kiwi Hours" shall be every Friday @ 4:20 PM local time. i expect you all to queue this post accordingly 🥝

[kurly-bird]

Inktobor day 3!

[kurly-bird]

Day 2 of inktobor!

[kurly-bird]

I don't know if i did it right, but here we go!

[kurly-bird]

I have no idea what im doign send hajp

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[firefox-official]

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

[risenempire-deactivated20210506]

They are both the same color

[firefox-official]

?

[patheticperipatetic]

They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

[firefox-official]

?

[firefox-official]

[jokesarefunny]

Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

[firefox-official]

[kurly-bird]

Did.. Did y'all forget they made a movie about how George meet the Man in the yellow hat? And the only reason George still is because Ted looks like a banana?

[datboiroger-deactivated20230612]

Reblog art guys. Seriously.

[seoulmateswooner-blog]

Always reblog art! No one sees it if it’s liked. Help circulate an artist’s hard work!

[grimkiipp-deactivated20210710]

OW

[caliochord-deactivated20210524]

True tho

[helpivefallen-infandoms-closed]

Liked this, and then did a double take. Please reblog, it means so much to artists. This includes writers too

[micaela-arg]

[fatedophelias]

Reblog

Reblog

Reblog

(If you see this on your dash. Reblog)

[composerinprogress]

Hey now, you’re an all star

listen to what I orchestrated

SoundCloud

[architectofimagination]

THIS IS FUKING AMAZING WHY CANT I SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE I WANNA SHOW IT TO EVERYONE. LITERAL GOOSEBUMPS

[eltrolodecadadia]

[zekthesans]

composer IN progress????

NO, YOU ARE READY FOR THE WORLD. IN FACT, THE WORLD IS NOT READY FOR YOU

[hulahoopofsalt]

Any Blog without this picture will be deleted in the following 24 hours.

[teenagerposts]

can’t jinx it

[kurly-bird]

Story of red dead online

One of my close friends has been playing a lot of red dead online, which isn’t to existing in its self, BUT he’s a massive murder hobo. So i took it upon myself to try and draw his cowgirl, mine, and another friend of mines. 

This was the shitty result 

[brattylikestoeat]

[genderfluid-lord-licorice]

i am being seduced

[kurly-bird]

Yes

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

[hunter-rodrigez]

“Toilette” is literally what it’s called in German... 

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

No the German word for it is poopenfarten its literally in the german dictionary.

[noinonononon]

All the people who live in germany and are just trying to make the world understand that the call them wash closets or toilettes😅😂

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

If they call them "toilettes" then explain this?

[thestarmirror]

I.... what

I am German and I have never in my life heard of that word what the fuck

[thestarmirror]

Guys, I actually looked it up and it’s Bullshit lmao

We call them „Klo“ or „Toilette“

„Poopenfarten“ doesn’t even sound german

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

You're wrong its poopenfarten

[accumulated-error]

This is what people mean when they say germans have no humor

[witchofthegermanforest]

Americans: If you come to America you gotta speak English

Also Americans: HAHA LET'S TALK SHIT ABOUT OTHER LANGUAGES.

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

You getting mad at americans isnt going to change the fact that the german word for toilet is poopenfarten

[naterpiller]

My favorite genre of Tumblr posts is people not realizing they’re getting goofed on which leads to them continuing to get goofed on

[kurly-bird]

I fucking hate this website sometimes

[xbirdthenerd-deactivated2019091]

Visit Original Link

[halfbloodhiccup]

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

[apupcalypse]

it’s exactly what you think it is

[cassandrajean]

it’s exactly what I thought it was.

[tea-rexasaurus-deactivated20220]

[worddevourer]

It has been, 500 years.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS IS MY JAM

[highlandvalley]

[broseis-blog]

What are they

[dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog]

dirty

[jkbens]

Bad at drinking milk

[kurly-bird]

Babies

[kurly-bird]

Brain damage/Stroke

One of the hardest things I think I've dealt with the past couple of years and probably will be the hardest thing in my life is seeing my mom slowly slip away, slowly losing her self as a person, as a human being. Watching her, hearing her say things she normally won't say, things that are hateful, mean... A lot of people worry about their parents dying and... That's understandable but it's terrifying watching them just slowly lose parts of themselves till there's nothing left but a hollowed version. When you can remember what they were like but they're not like that anymore like it's a different person but the same body. It like they died. But their body is still here. It's... Heartbreaking. Because you want them to be the same, you need them to be the same for your own sanity... But they can't be, they won't be. Because in a fucked sense part of them did die.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[taraljc]

I accidentally paid my mortgage twice and need to pay utilities. cmon roger, do me a solid

[dragonheart504]

Roger can you give me the ability to say anything to myself and have it become real forever, please!