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I AM KURT COBLAINE

My probouns are he/him/man

I am taken by my gorgeous male wife so step off

I love Nirvana and grunge

Shadow the hedgehog is my inner child spirit

No face pics but I’m basically if Kurt Cobain and Will Graham from NBC Hannibal had a baby. And Hannibal was definitely watching. He cut the umbilical cord and ate the placenta <3

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my mother in law (obvi) freak that snake

If you support in laws

If you are a mother in law (or plead your case)

Ghosts ghouls and other goblins. Stay back

Posers and wannabes (this includes TERFs)

#intro post #writeblr #queer #male wife #my male wife rails me #shadow the hedgehog #nirvana #nbc hannibal

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Just like my freaking step mother

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sewing affirmations

it’s okay that i don’t have a sewing machine

i love backstitching by hand for hours

this has got to be great for my back

millions of my ancestors did this and they lived almost as long as i want to

i’m making so many beautiful things for my house—oh goddamn it

Guys I’m FREAKIMG so back. Not even joking. Free from that wenches clutches forever. Me and my male wife are doing amazing, thanks for asking. I will keep aaaallllll of my fans updated, don’t you worry.

#send asks #male wife #writeblr #trans #kurt coblaine

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#please god don't make me ring the doorbell #PLEASE don't say just come in

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#and now I never even wear my glasses

Crazy Coblaine Lore <\3

Mother in law was screaming bloody murder today around 2:00 pm. Apparently she couldn’t find her lotion and that was a real problem. She was yelling that someone must have stolen it and that she was going to kick everyone out of the house onto the street. Including the 12 year old???? Alright I guess. She also threatened to murder someone. Again because of some lotion… I fear she had me in mind.. I have nightmares about her pulling a knife on me and I fear the possibility is much more likely than comfortable. She went on and on about how she has no peace in this house because everyone steals her stuff and she just wants to shower. She loses shit aaaalllll the time and always blames others until she finally finds it :)). But each time she forgets hindsight completely and immediately goes into the blame game full throttle. I think she maybe senile at this point. The funny part is she didn’t even have a shower when she did inevitably find the lotion so???? INSANE behaviour from this lady 24/7. I’m willing to admit I’m a freak, ok. But I pay rent on time, I’m clean and tidy, I’m NICE. But she hates me for GAY reasons.

She once told me she wished pookie had stayed with his ex girlfriend. When I reminded her that his ex had cheated on him she clapped back “so what everyone cheats, it’s normal!” Ok grandma time for bed… don’t pussy foot around being homophobic. At this point it would be refreshing if she just called me a faggot :))). I’m literally yandere obsessed with her son and spoil him like no other. We have been together for years now and have being living together about a year. I have spent BANK on nice anniversary dinners and movie dates because I had a good job and he’s on disability. AND SHE IS SUPER ABLEST TO HER OWN SOOOONNNN OMGGGG. There was a period of time where he was really struggling with chronic pain and I WAS THE ONE going to all his appointments, asking questions, organizing meds, doing pain relief research, and much more. And what did she do? Called him lazy, accused him of faking his disability even when faced with the diagnosis from the doctor and HIS LITERAL X-RAYS???? She refused to accept that he had sciatica until the official diagnosis and was convinced he was just “on that damn phone too much” or something very similar. And then when she finally accepted that she was all “just walk everywhere, stop eating meat and go to church and you’ll be fine lol”. And of course then we got the X-rays and confirmed the issue was much more severe than regular sciatica. What did they find? Three degenerating disks and a bulging vertebra that was inflaming the sciatic nerve pain. Pookie is 6’6 and these spinal issues are directly linked to his freakish height mixed with poor bone strength and autism causing strange posture which really doesn’t help either. That’s another thing she really doesn’t understand is autism. Unfortunately for the house hold both pookie and I are autistic and so is his niece (the 12 year old). I really hope to move out soon. Definitely February everyone better be manifesting this.

Ok at this point I’m just rambling so if you have questions just ask. THIS IS HOW I COPE.

#writeblr #irl yan #male wife #queer #homophobic parent #tw homophobia #personal vent #vent #mother in law #my stupid mother in law spilled my noodles #fuck my stupid baka life

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I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image

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*the second someone walks behind me*

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My freakin MOTHER IN LAW opened the closet door just as I was scrolling past this….. 12 lashings @strange-aeons …. Your days of peace are numbered. Mother in law saw my screen, screamed obscenities at me and then slammed and locked the door again. Great now I’m staring down the barrel of at least another sweaty hour in this hell hole. Frick you man…

#sonic #shadow would be ashamed of you #still in the fucking closet #it’s so hot in here I’m gonna DIE

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I can’t FUCKING believe it. My first follower to this blog was a PORNBOT?! guys step it up I’m serious now. I’m putting on my serious face and judging you. Fallow me or else…

Aside from that my mother in law has had me locked in the closet since about 2:00 am. Came home late with noodles. She was waiting. Slapped the noods right out of my hand and sullied the floor with their juices. Such a waste of good nood… she screamed somethinf incomprehensible at me before dragging me by my vintage Nirvana T down the stairs to the closet with the heater. She said I could come out when the noodle mess was cleaned. I can still here the Feet, the dog, licking it up of the carpet. I may never get out of here. That sauce is gonna stain for sure. AND WTF???!! I didn’t even spill it??? She did!!??? And it’s soooo hot in here I have becoming somethinf of a noodle in sauce myself. Funny how life works out.