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bucci-mayne

kalichnikov

hawkeyedflame

this is like people finding out the name of HP Lovecraft's cat all over again

good-and-colorful

thehikingastronomer

Volkswagen: “Oh....”

HP Lovecraft Cat: “OHHHHHHHHH.”

stars-bean

“Hey, let’s do “Get help”.” “No.” “Come on, you love it.” “I hate it.”

renee--rapp

rjsalmond

yes im a boy

yes i knit things

gokuma

This guy should be some crazy DC villain…

nightmareloki

OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.

ljostupid-deactivated20221118

oh god someone do this

FERNACULAR

GET ON IT

fernacular

I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!

He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters

can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?

thewinterotter

This whole post is so amazing that I might actually cry.

moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102

Still one of my favorite things ever.

pasteandgo

capsgrantrogers

★ Important questions ★

Steve Rogers and James Rhodes | Deleted Scene | Avengers: Endgame

raina16

This isn’t an important question it’s a stupid one. The autopilot was busted, as in there was no longer a way to turn it off and it was heading directly for New York.(Important to remember that due to the tesseract energy technology the plane was moving incredibly fast) The ONLY way to crash the plane away from population was to literally stay in the plane and FORCE the plane to crash. Steve had to physically override the autopilot. If he’d let go of the controls, to you know jump out of the plane, autopilot takes over again and it heads towards New York again. Steve literally had just a few minutes to act before it was going to near some center of population, he didn’t have time to fuck around experimenting because if he missed that window of opportunity thousands if not millions(depending on how far he got, the farther south the plane the traveled, the more population) would be dead. This scene was deleted for a reason, it was stupid and inaccurate. They are also incorrect about the Tesseract. The Tesseract fell out of the plane BEFORE Steve crashed it,. In fact given the speed the plan was going it fell out hundreds of miles north from where Steve crashed the plane. So the whole sequence makes me wonder what the hell Markus and McFeeley were thinking. They WROTE the First Avenger. They wrote Red Skull picking up the Tesseract with his bare hands, it dissolving him or whatever it ended up doing to him and then burning a hole through the plane when it dropped and falling into the ocean well before the plane crashed. They also wrote that the auto pilot was busted in the on position, that the only way to crash it was to physically force the control to crash it because otherwise the autopilot would take over again. This whole scene is completely disrespectful to Steve’s character. It’s not cool, it’s not funny, it’s not Rhodey stating the obvious solution that Steve was just too stupid to see. It just shows how little the writers and directors actually cared about Steve’s character. Though luckily someone was smart enough, whether the Russo’s coming to their senses or someone self, to have the scene deleted.

maxiekat

I read a comment on reddit about this scene after it was released and someone pointed out that Rhodey would never disrespect another soldier’s decision the way he does here. He’d respect the sacrifice Steve made and not joke about it. X

livebloggingmydescentintomadness

plus it’s in damn poor taste to ask that question when it’s conceivably possible that the answer could be “because I wanted to kill myself” and I don’t really think Rhodey would do that either

begitalarcos

pajamaslam-deactivated20190101

the switch from ‘a girl worth fighting for’ to coming upon the decimated village in mulan is THE MOST kick-in-the-teeth mood change IN ALL OF CINEMA

furikomaru-deactivated20190920

That scene shift did more for our generation’s understanding of the horror of war in ten seconds than Game of Thrones did in eight seasons, and it did it without showing us a single dead body.

genresavvygentleman

OKAY BUT HOLD ON THOUGH.

I’ve spent the past… five? Let’s say five - the past five years analyzing the structure of Disney Musicals as part of the process to write my own/a parody of them, and the thing is that all the modern ones have roughly the same number of songs - except Mulan.

Mulan has about half, because after AGWFF ends with that unresolved final phrase, there are no more songs until the end credits, which isn’t even sung in-universe.

Mulan wasn’t even the REALM of fucking around - when they arrive at that village, when the true horrors of war are brought into the story, not only does it interrupt THAT song, it breaks the entire fucking mold - the movie’s damn genre changes; it is no longer a musical.

And the Huns represent this from the start - Jafar and Hades are notable for not having proper villain songs, but Jafar does get his Prince Ali refrain and Hades and his plan get sung ABOUT by the muses. No scene with the Huns has any singing, they are mentioned once in song (the second line of Man, natch), and they of all Disney Villains are probably the most serious - no jokes, no witty asides, no sassy delivery of dry humor. The Huns are an invading army who plan to straight up kill a fuckton of people, including children, and AGWFF’s sudden end is the moment when our happy go lucky MUSICAL protagonists finally come in contact with them and their work directly - and it breaks them. Because shit like the Huns cannot exist in happy go lucky musical world. They just exist in our world. The real world. And you can’t sing your problems away here.

The end of A Girl Worth Fighting For is a brilliant use of metanarrative sensibilities to convey a message. It is utterly perfect.

truelight8

Daaaamn, Tony. That’s fucking deep, my guy

genresavvygentleman

I didn’t spend two years and thousands of dollars on a Master’s Degree in literature to NOT over analyze every text I engage with.

callieb

I Just Watched Thor: Ragnarok...

…and now I want to fuck every one of Odin’s beautiful children.

deviltufts-deactivated20200301

Not all heroes wear capes??? Yeah, that’s because some of us listened to Edna Mode, you Buffoon™.

vistakai

People keep saying, “what if men did what you did to ghostbusters but the other way around!!!!!” but 1) You can’t. There isn’t one major blockbuster from the past 30 years with enough girls to do that with, and 2) Don’t assume that I wouldn’t completely support an all male cheetah girls reboot