Anything But Dumbo
Now that I have my program dates (Jan 25- May 19) I’ve started to think a lot about my role of attraction and where I would love to be placed… and all I have to say about this is….. please don’t put me on Dumbo… that’s all I ask in life, I’m not a picky person but if I could avoid the Dumbo’s I will be a happy camper… also while we are at it, maybe avoid barnstormers as well. I know what you are thinking, I should be happy no matter where they put me, and believe me I will be, it’s just those two rides are just like the rides I’ve been operating at the amusement park I work at for the past 6 months and I would love a change of pace! So now that you know the 2 rides I don’t want, here’s a list of my top 5 dream attractions!
1. Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor- Although some people may not agree with me, I think I’m a pretty funny person, and would fit in well! That and on Saturday when I was checking a little kid’s (about 5 years old) restraint he told me that I scared him because I looked like a monster… so my grotesque looks would fit in to the theme of the attraction…
2. Jungle Cruise- Let me just begin with I’m a little klutzy so standing up in a boat might prove to be a challenge, but idk Skipper Kyli has a ring to it!
3. Pirates of the Caribbean- Drink up me Hearties Yoho, Hey why are pirates called pirates?? Because they RRRRRRRRRR!
4. Ellens Energy Adventure- Ellen DeGeneres and Bill Nye the science guy, do I need to say anything else?
5. Space Moutain- This was my favorite ride when I went to Disney, so I do think it would be pretty cool to work here.
Now although these are the attractions I would love to work at I know I have to be realistic, and realize I will most likely get placed at Small World. During my interview I was asked what my favorite attraction was, and my mind completely blanked, and for some reason I said it was Small World, because the song was catchy….. I’ve never even been on Small World, but it’s the only ride I could think of at the time…. Oops.











