KOKO!

my main interests change every week im afraid gulp || minor (17) || he/they !!!!!

[lexkko]

Poor baby : <

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[jmtorres]

“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:

imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

[demon-and-human]

Hello I would like to add to the confusion:

That purple fella is a Morning Glory as told by my mothers (texan)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

⬆️ morning glory

[huehueiamabaguette]

wait so if thats morning glory what is this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[delphinidin4]

*Puts hand over gaud’s mouth* It’s a butterfly pea. Please ignore the Latin name.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*licks ur palm* i won’t be silenced THE PEOPLE HAVE TO KNOW

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[huffylemon]

my birthday is in july! :)

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[unpeeled-human]

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

[unpeeled-human]

im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody

[unyieldingsilence]

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[bagel-bird-ainsor]

I have played chapter 5 and all this art exploded out of me as soon as I was done. I clearly have favorites

[important-cat-pics]

[kymeleonn]

semi-humanised + university professors TwoFour AU.......

Four teaches advanced math and substitues for computer science occasionally (do university professors substitute?? idk bro)

And Two teaches culinary arts and management part time, while also owning their own bakery that they own (X takes over the days they're teaching)

Two and Four used to date for 2 years before they had a fall out, and began to drift apart, but they slowly rekindled again after some time. eventually started talking again, go on a few dates, start dating and then get engaged!!! yay!!!! those fucking CHUDS i HATE THEM DI EDIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DI

when all of Two mates heard about how they started to get back together.......they weren't mad........just dissapointed....... (they hated Fours guts for hurting Two, and since he used to be a dick, but hes mellowed out over the years (though still have basically no filter))

last picture of the four above is a wonderful recreation of a moment where .... well i think u can guess

also a wonderful moment from highschool where Two heard a (fake) rumour that Four had a secret lover while they were heavily pining and started to be dramatic as fuck about it by sitting in the shower, fully clothed, with lana del ray playing at full blast

anyways yeah enjoy my SLOP!!!!!!!

[mihych]

Genuinely so excited for the new chapter!

[isda-bata]

She’d rather die than be separated from her friends. I trust you Susie deltarune. Hopecore

[justnoodlefishthings]

DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 ON JUNE 24

[smallpwbbles]

DELTARUNE TOMORROW ON JUNE 24TH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

[ynnu-64]

making hearts

[wumbsie]

needy little rock

[tedisfishing]

funi in my head, stupid in execution. Anyway, happy pride.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[xener-aol]

[xener-aol]

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning.....

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

[cloverslime]

[cloverslime]

[luren-away]

first meeting