[berrystumpytail]

[laughordie]

this was a real show 

[sicxboy]

I have been laughing for like 9 hours

[pkpaulshow]

[slavery]

@jayce @verticallinetest

[pancakeke]

this is now a complete adult lunchable

[daisenseiben]

I feel like my bank account was just charged $5 simply for looking at this.

[onlytwitterpics]

[bogleech]

hey just to make sure everybody knows

It’s completely, 100% natural and should always be acceptable to change your opinions. It shouldn’t be embarrassing. You shouldn’t have to pretend you were never wrong about anything and that you’ve always felt the same way about everything. You didn’t catch someone being a “hypocrite” when some older post of theirs conflicts with a new one. The simplest explanation is that they learned or reconsidered something. The ability to evolve your understanding of things should be something to celebrate and respect. How did we end up with this shitty fucking culture where a change of perspective is treated like a shameful flaw.

[revan-trevelyan]

Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.

[ube-makaveli]

This comic meant a whole lot to me. It was sincere in its depiction and treated the issue through the eyes of a grounded person. Not some godly hero saying everything is better than it seems, but a person trying his best before bringing her somewhere who can actually help.

[likeitaughtyou]

[666ter-deactivated20171116]

WHAT!!!!!

[nocanonhere]

This sounds like one of those late night bumps that would come on adult swim back in the day

[menalaus]

love

[writterings]

fun fact about american history: george washington was apparently so sexy that when he was 17 he went swimming a river and some girl that had a crush on him stole his clothes and watched as he walked around naked looking for them

[writterings]

aaron burr, the guy who shot alexander hamilton and also the second vice president of the united states, tried to start an empire out in texas

[writterings]

marquis de lafayette literally had to sneak out of france to come aid america and while some versions of the story claim that he disguised himself as a commoner, other versions say he dressed up like a woman

[writterings]

literally all the founding fathers had daddy issues, specifically alexander hamilton who refused to even befriend george washington initially because he didn’t want to grow close to someone who had the potential to become a father like figure to him

[writterings]

thomas jeffereson kept a bust of alexander hamilton in his house at monticello for no reason other than the fact that hamilton was his sworn enemy and he felt as though he needed a very expensive bust of his sworn enemy in his house

[pinkbat99]

I love all of this please keep going.

[writterings]

they didn’t let hamilton try this one course of study at king’s college because it was so intense that it made one student literally get sick and have to go home for months on end and that student was james madison

[torchlake]

george washington made a rule banning snacks during cabinet meetings because thomas jefferson would always eat mac n cheese which wasn’t big in the us at the time and all the other founding fathers thought it was disgusting

[peggycatrerr]

aaron burr once set himself on fire because he attempted to light a candle by shooting it because he was too tired to get an actual match and his gun was nearby

[just-shower-thoughts]

When Violet Brown (1900-), the world’s oldest living person, was born, there were 1.6 billion people alive. They’re all dead except her.

[vintage-vulpes]

[theonion]

CASTLE FALGAR—Wondering what the man could possibly have been planning with such a purchase, video game shopkeeper Eldoth Silvershield told reporters Tuesday that he was beginning to get suspicious of a customer who had recently bought 800 bombs in a single visit. “Usually I don’t ask questions, but this guy just walked straight into my store and dropped, like, a hundred-thousand gold pieces on bombs in one go,” said Silvershield, noting with concern that the customer offered no explanation whatsoever of his intentions for the explosives, even as he added 450 flaming arrows to his order. “Then he said he was going to need magic armor and every healing elixir I had in stock. I mean, who buys all that unless they’re really planning on doing something really, really bad? Maybe I should tell a knight or something?” At press time, Silvershield had heard what transpired at Darkstone Keep and knew with a shudder who was responsible.

[bunney]

its weird being 18, 19, 20 in 2016 because i remember going into kindergarten and seeing those chunky ass giant computers at the desk and then going through school while technology rapidly develops and graduate in a world where people can have the entire internet and more just in their pocket like idk its so strange to me

[nasanap]

sorry to add to the post but I remember in 5th grade when they invented the “smart whiteboard” and my school won one for the library and everyone lost their shit because they were so expensive and I graduated high school last year and by the time I graduated every single classroom had one. Watching technology go from glitchy and expensive to powerful and affordable within less than ten years continues to blow my mind

[whats-your-name-man]

no but also like owning a flip phone was the Coolest Shit™ and you could take photos(???) and it was like so incredible, and it was all fun and games until you pressed the key for THE INTERNET and you knew you’d be charged so you pressed that cancel key eighty times and prayed to god that he’d take mercy on you…and then iphones became a thing and it was like unreal

[natalie-memeallister]

Going from vcrs and huge roll in tvs to streaming the movie online and projecting that onto the smart board within the span of 5-10 years.

[danisontnonfire]

ok but do you guys remember before proper projectors were put in there was the overhead projector that could only read clear plastics and it projected using light and mirrors

[fady-jaeger]

Technology

[yiuliel]

remember when you got your first phone, and it had monoton/polyphone ringtones=? OR THE FIRST TIME YOU COULD ACTUALLY PUT A SONG AS YOUR RINGTONE 1:1 that was such a huge thing…..Also the first phones with coloured displays, 100x100px photos……god what a time….

[squided]

I remember before iPods became a thing and I was in like 5th grade and I got a Walkman CD player (because regular CD players would skip and shit if you moved them too much and walkmans were like A+ technology that you could listen to CDs on the go) and I had like the whole case of CDs I’d take with me everywhere. Then iPods became the new norm and everyone’s mind was collectively blown

[squeeful]

My great-grandmother went from being the first house in town to have electricity to emailing her cross-national friends in her lifetime.

[killjoywhatsername]

“Um, Senator, the Twitter likes are public”

[failnation]

When you finally got enough money to open your fucking restaurant

[just-shower-thoughts]

Apple’s new Face ID will be great for when the authorities want to unlock your iPhone X