𖦹 anyone listed i dont see using social media / didn't get the chance to add! i had so much fun with these!
my masterlist
— eren
posts things that will make him look popular, but all his friends know he isn't really like that. parties, events, hangouts. doesn't post often, just enough to stay relevant. only follows people he knows (and likes) irl. doesn't know why he has so many followers. has a lot more posts under friends only. isn't online much so he doesnt usually see his friends posts unless he's mentioned. doesn't reply to dms because his notifications are turned off. most posts are from high school.
"ts pmo" / "dont pmo" "post this on ig reels" "flying cars they said"
instagram, snapchat, tiktok, reddit.
— mikasa
rarely ever posts, only when her friends insist on it. mentioned in a lot of posts from hangouts with others. doesn't use social media much and kind of hates it. mostly uses it as a way to remember memories she likes. private account. sunset pics, friend pics, occasional makeup. doesn't reply to dms or comments, just hearts them. doesn't use her feed at all, only uses the app when someone tells her to. pretends she doesn't understand brainrot terms but actually just doesn't care.
"my first impression of you btw" "???" "oh"
instagram, tumblr, pinterest, youtube.
— armin
hasnt posted since high school. only uses it to support his fiends. in a lot of mentioned posts. very active in comment sections, always hyping up his friends and compliments their posts. replies to every comment and dm he gets. instagram reels user. almost fell for an account hacker. can get really distracted if he scrolls for too long. has to ask sasha and connie for help on what brainrot terms mean.
"oh. that's not-" "hope this helps!!" "im employed what does this mean?"
tumblr, twitter, tiktok, twitch.
— jean
pretty much inactive at posting. all his posts are friends only now. mentioned in a lot of posts, especially by sasha and connie trying to ragebait him. occasional art posts. doesn't comment but likes all his friends posts, he never knows what to say. reposts inspirational quotes and art videos. bad at replying to dms or answering calls. he acts like he understands connie and sashas references and brainrot, he doesn't... posts on his friends only story a lot.
"wtf is this" "are we deadass" "excellent use of free will"
instagram, tiktok, youtube, snapchat.
— sasha
posts food from wherever she goes. her story is exclusively forehead pics in .5. food reviews. silly photos from hang outs. on text based social medias (twitter, tumblr) she will constantly make rant posts. videos of connie falling. occasional makeup or outfit check videos. likes all of her friends posts. ultimate hype girl. spam comments. whenever she meets someone new she follows them on social media and likes every post they've ever made.
"idk leave me alone" "hey so this is actually insane!" "big fan of whatever this is"
tiktok, youtube, instagram, snapchat.
— reiner
posts nature, farm life, horses, and cowboy stuff. goes live a lot, just doing whatever. plays guitar. doesn't use the social side much, mainly posts stuff. doesn't follow many people but a lot of people follow him. he doesn't realize half of what he's posting are borderline thirst traps.
"god just be making anybody" "this is so fire... put it out" "that's funny im following you home"
tiktok, facebook, youtube, reddit.
— bertholdt
uses social media as a virtual photo diary. posts at least once a day with a quote from a book / song / person as the caption. great texter. makes book reviews. shares pictures of nature. fit checks. super nice to friends, reposts, likes, comments, all that. hype man. the performative male look but organically because he actually likes it. stories are videos of him yapping.
"oh that's not!" "at least you didn't overreact" "im gonna hold your hand when i say this..."
tumblr, pinterest, youtube, instagram.
— annie
posts like twice a year, only when she remembers the app exists. doesn't follow anyone. private account. doesn't like posts, comment or save.
friend hang outs, parties, bad pictures of his friends. posts videos of him ragebaiting kids on roblox. captions like "single btw" or "hmu". photos in target and walmart just messing around. has the word "bald" as a filtered word on all of his posts. reposts the dumbest stuff and the worst memes. leaves embarassing comments on his friends posts. trolls people on live with the "omg we look alike trend" and "this live is about to be suspended". acts like a newgen. "what the sigma?"
verified. a super popular influencer, known for being super sweet. sorority pics, selfies with ymir, vacations, parties. spends so long making sure it's perfect. gets treated like royalty and she hates it. spends a lot of time making sure her public image is good, constantly checking on friends / followers. stands up for injustices and political issues. comments love on her friends posts.
"im gonna hold your hand when i say this" "hope this helps!!"
tiktok, instagram, tumblr, pinterest.
— hange
posts pictures of nature and bugs they find when foraging. in the caption they will infodump about what they find. mushrooms, nuts, flowers, vines, what to avoid while walking in the forest. chronically online and knows all the lingo, it surprises everyone. only uses facebook to connect with erwin and other friends their age.
posts sunset pictures and nature. follows inspirational accounts with the sappy piano music. all the photos with his face on them are dad angles. captions are song lyrics. hange taught him how to spot ai generated work and he constantly calls people out about it online. doesn't reply to dms or mentions, he would rather call or talk in person. considers himself tech savvy. hange told him lol means lots of love.
"bills cannot be this high" "i don't pay my wifi for this"
facebook, youtube, twitter.
— porco
goes on adventures and road trips, he posts the photos. isnt really active other than that. he doesn't know where his followers come from, he's "just a guy". he actually has a lot of fun staging the photos perfectly. if someone asked him a question about one of his hobbies he would infodump in the comments. basically the "dad how do i?" guy. has a few travel logs on his page. his feed is just hiking and sports.
"and the world kept spinning" "just put the fries in the bag bro"
instagram, youtube, tiktok.
— pieck
used to be super popular back in high school but she privated most of her posts after graduation. only posts her favorite pics. kinda gave up on posting. really only likes posts or reposts stuff. ends up on really weird sides of tiktok. hates commenting unless it's something that really makes her upset. always accidentally clicks the send button too soon.
"me when i lie" "is everything ok at home?" "im gonna scroll now... okay?"
pinterest, tumblr, discord, tiktok.
— gabi
page consists of photography and gloomy aesthetic. texts in memes. reaction photo queen. chronically online. overspends when online shopping. fit checks. clothing hacks. tutorials on editing photos. trolls on roblox. knows about social media drama before anyone else and updates everyone on the tea. tiktok emojis. uses discord religiously.
"filmed in silence btw" "67" "and why would a man be there?"
roblox, discord, tiktok, snapchat.
— floch
probably the most normal young adult social media account. sports. trips. college stuff. chronically online but pretends to not be. photos look casual but it's actually super calculated. doesn't reply to dms / mentions quickly even though he's always online. never captions his posts. talks and texts in memes / references. follows everyone back.
"water found in ocean" "historians skipping our generation" "a face only a mother could love"
snapchat, tiktok, instagram, twitter.
my masterlist
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I am not part of the project hail mary fandom and know nothing about it, yet it's all over my feed. Here's what I've gathered so far:
mc is a sassy middle aged science teacher who would both kill/die(?) for his friends, but would also trade them for a snickers purely for the love of the game. would rather shave his head than kiss someone
mc looks like he did crack in college and would probably throw hands with his 86 y/o professor for forcing certain beliefs in the classroom. he would lose and whine about it.
there's a silly little rock thing that is really good friends with the mc and has very little understanding of exactly how humans work. would panic if it saw synchronized swimming
they're in space I think. maybe.
silly little rock has a big silly green rock partner
there's a girl and I think she would sell mc for loose pocket change and an oreo
using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold
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