Zipperket

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[junk-thunder]

she goes to the o-zone when i layer

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[pukicho]

Been getting into ceramics lately

[labeled-with-ubiquitin]

Me and the boys when we crafting the Venus of Dolní Věstonice

[thememedaddy]

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was an orphan adopted by a 30 something workaholic woman with an inexplicably large and opulent apartment. She immediately sent me off to some kind of magical school, where through completing botw style trial chambers I was supposed to learn engineering (just regular engineering). The first trial involved defeating a minotaur(?).

[labeled-with-ubiquitin]

botw… bord of the wings

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[breaks-hetheon]

CLIMB

[artist-of-obsessions]

CLIMB

[fablegate]

CLIMB

[marzibird]

CLIMB

[the-luckyrabbit]

CLIMB

[staarbles]

CLIMB

[modmad]

[sebwritesstories]

[actualized-animal]

Did You Learn?

you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%

[labeled-with-ubiquitin]

…soft babey 😰😰😰 in MY home?!!?

[gingik]

[mask4rah-deactivated20251118]

The "we shouldn't be doing this" as we're uncontrollably heavy breathing into each others mouths

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[thememedaddy]

[animentality]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard