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Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible
Pronouns
An accent
Bias
Seinfeld – 7.18: The Friars Club
my two brain cells
This is what executive dysfunction looks like
Inside you there are two hamsters…
shane hollander as kermit the frog
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning
FMK - In order
The wound, the past, the ghost
The past, the ghost, the wound
The ghost, the wound, the past
The wound, the ghost, the past
The past, the wound, the ghost
The ghost, the past, the wound
Variation I forgor/bald/vanilla extract/results
I could never find the right way to tell you, have you noticed I've been gone?
After bitting a Fae, the Vampire claims that she must serve him, for his bite converted her into his thrall. The Fae claims that the Vampire must serve her, for the vampire ate fae food without her permission. As none of them is willing to give up, they bring the case to you, a lawyer.
“Congratulations!”
“What?” They both ask, confused.
“On your new marriage!”
what do you mean that's not what happened
Luca Ponsato - Does Anyone See My Suffering
PARKS AND RECREATION 2.17 Woman of the Year
One time when the Cens are on a string of away games Ilya looks out the plane window and, out of nowhere asks, “what do you think clouds taste like?” Shane had been deep in strategy mode so he hmms a little before answering, “I mean they’re just water, except it’s like condensed and they would be way too cold to consume.” Ilya nods sagely before saying, “so, like slushy.”
One time, after that, they're at the cottage, sitting at the lake, watching the sunset paint the sky a brilliant crimson. Shane's head is resting on Ilya's shoulder and he's thinking of everything they've been through and how lucky he is that it all led them here. How grateful he is that he gets to share his life with Ilya. He looks up at his husband who looks similarly pensive and asks him what he's thinking, feeling tender and so deeply in love, and Ilya says "these clouds are cherry flavour."
you know what fuck it you can read it on ao3 here but i'm reposting this crackfic in full because it's short and it's not that deep and if nothing else i made myself laugh so maybe it will make you good people of tumblr laugh too
centaurs 🐎🏒💪😤
Bood: hey @ Luca Haas
Bood: it’s so cute you thought you could just text me direct about this
Bood: want to share your question with the class 👀
Luca: ☹️
LaPointe: weird choice to ask for sex tips @ Luca Haas but go off ig
Bood: “weird choice”?????
LaPointe: straight????
Bood: you know what fair
Bood: but let’s focus on the real issue here
Bood: go on @ Luca Haas, ask them what you asked me
Bood: assistant captain’s orders
Ilya: assistant captains cannot give orders
Ilya: more like suggestions
Ilya: requests
Shane: @ Ilya Rozanov I assistant captain order you to hang your laundry out, it’s starting to smell bad.
Holmberg: lmao
Ilya: @ Shane Hollander fine i will do this but because it is sexy husband order NOT because it is assistant captain order
Ilya: now @ Luca Haas
Ilya: tell us what you tried to tell bood in secret
Ilya: real captain’s orders 😉
Luca: FINE
Luca: @ Zane Boodram is it ok if I bring my boyfriend to your BBQ next week?
Luca: He’s visiting from Boston
LaPointe: hold the fuck up
Holmberg: BOYFRIEND
Bood: 👀
Ilya: luca you have a secret boyfriend???
Ilya: @ Shane Hollander and i raised you so well
Bood: somebody call hayden pike there’s still time to get a fanmail of you and him at the BBQ making out @ Luca Haas
Shane: @ Zane Boodram too soon, dude.
Bood: 🤐
Ilya: shut up about fucking pike i want answers
Ilya: @ Luca Haas what is his name
Ilya: what are his prospects
Ilya: what are his intentions
Ilya: can he fight
LaPointe: “can he fight” lol roz are you trying to steal haas from him or what
Ilya: what
Ilya: no
Ilya: have you seen @ Shane Hollander
Ilya: why would i do that
Ilya: i mean i will fight him if he hurts you @ Luca Haas
Luca: Thanks?
Young: @ Luca Haas answer the questions we’re nosy
Luca: You can ask him yourself
Luca: On Thursday
Young: booooo
Bood: i got you at least for question 1 @ Ilya Rozanov
Bood: haasy dropped the name when he first texted me to ask
Bood: secret boston boy’s name is cliff
LaPointe: omg lol can you imagine
LaPointe: luca brings his mystery man along next week for the hard launch
LaPointe: and it’s cliff fucking marleau
LaPointe: now that would really be a hollander/rozanov manoeuvre lmao
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Ilya: marly
Cliff: brooooooo
Cliff: what’s up roz
Cliff: miss u stud 🥵🥵 it’s been too long!
Ilya: marly
Ilya: i’m only going to ask this once
Ilya: are you having sex with my rookie?
Cliff: you mean luca?
Cliff: hell yeah brother!!!
Cliff: luca wanted to wait to tell you in person
Cliff: i think he’s kind of scared of you 🤣
Cliff: i was like relax kid rozy’s my boyyy
Cliff: he’ll get it!!!
Cliff: in fact bro it’s really all thanks to you honestly
Cliff: and not just because we met at your wedding
Cliff: but i mean i feel like real talk over the years u really opened my eyes
Cliff: like i never would have even thought of it u know
Cliff: but being gay is kind of sick
Cliff: like a dude just really knows his way around another dude
Cliff: knows how to work with it all if u get me
Cliff: lol of course u get me i know what u and hollzy are like 🤣🤣🤣
Cliff: but also it’s like
Cliff: when i was hooking up with chicks it was always a bit like damn what’s she really thinking
Cliff: whereas with luca it’s like
Cliff: i know what you’re thinking bc ur my boyyyy 😍
Cliff: just like ur my boy
Cliff: my king 👑👑👑
Cliff: seriously man i can’t wait to see u in ottawa next week
Cliff: we should hit the clubbbbbb
Cliff: tho honestly i don't really do that so much since luca locked me down 🔑🔒
Cliff: but u know what i mean it’s like an expression bro
Cliff: like we can hit the club in our hearts
Cliff: but just chill at your place
Cliff: whatever ur feeling dude
Cliff: chill is probably better for me anyway
Cliff: need to save some of that energy for luca if u know what i’m saying 🤣🍆💦
Ilya: marly
Ilya: i’m going to fucking kill you
if ilya rozanov purred “such a good trick” in my face and then kissed me like i was ancient valuable porcelain with a five figure insurance policy and then proceeded to ghost me for 6 months i would kill him with a hammer
Text of tweet under the cut because it is loooong.
But... Stochastic Parrots.
Also shout-out to the Swedes for just borrowing the French "adieu" into their vocabulary and just spelling it "adjö"
German has borrowed the italian "Ciau", spelling it "Tschau" and only using it as a goodby instead of also a greeting.
I had completely forgotten about this, this is fantastic.
If you enjoyed "ciao" becoming "tschau", you'll definitely want to hear where "tschüss" (German, also meaning "goodbye") comes from!
Borrowed from German Low German tschüß from earlier adjüs, from Dutch adjuus, back-formation from adjuusjes, from French adieu.
We can't let the French keep getting away with this
I mean the french very much aren't getting away with it. Everyone else is taking their language and running off with it cackling with glee. We're all getting away with fucking up french words on purpose
#English loves french so much it steals the same fucking word a few centuries apart so it gets two words that have the same meaning#But different spellings -#Like guarantee/warranty#(aside: There was a w/g shift so you can see if the word showed up with the normans or got nicked later#Which is why for e.g. the english call it wales and the french call it pays de galls)#Catch/chase#Gender/genre
I'm so glad someone reblogged these additions while I was away from my puter, I absolutely love doublets (or twinlings as they are apparently called as well!! That's so cute!!)!