Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 89
Jonathon Sims (The Magnus Archives)
Manfred von Karma (Ace Attorney)
Jon art by @drawsmaddy
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Xuebing Du
Peter Solarz
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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almost home
styofa doing anything

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Love Begins
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.

shark vs the universe

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
trying on a metaphor

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 89
Jonathon Sims (The Magnus Archives)
Manfred von Karma (Ace Attorney)
Jon art by @drawsmaddy
GO VOTE FOR OUR FAVOURITE TIRED ACADEMIC ANTI-CHRIZT
Hey does anyone have good fic recs where spiderman either started way before the avengers or/and is really well established as a superhero when they come in contact??
Sometimes I am a functioning human being
And sometimes I am staring at my phone at 2 A.M. chanting “yess.. Yessss! BE GAY!!! TOGETHER!!!” at imaginary people
Shoutout to when we couldn’t skip the intros of animations so they used to be amazing to the point you can’t even consider skipping even when you have the chance
re-watching dragon prince and the only thing i could think abt is how Runaan and Ethari basically penguined Rayla
(context: very common for penguins in a relationship of the same sex to adopt eggs either abandoned by straight couples or which the biological parents died)
Hey does anyone have any fic recs where Peter Parker just casually drops lore and/or random trauma and whilst everyone is freaking out he just continues on with life as if it’s nothing important
bonus points if he doesn’t even notice the freak out
I NEED HELP
so there is this one TMA fic i read a while back which has time-travel and Jon is sent back.
Things i remember that are particular to this fic:
He only takes statements from the Lonely
Annabelle is friendly towards him and also (sorta) remembers
if anyone is interested I have found it: its Reverb in these holy halls by Wolftraps
I NEED HELP
so there is this one TMA fic i read a while back which has time-travel and Jon is sent back.
Things i remember that are particular to this fic:
He only takes statements from the Lonely
Annabelle is friendly towards him and also (sorta) remembers
CAN ANYONE HELP ME???
i have been part of tumblr for years and somehow i always miss the sexyman tournaments
HOW THE FUCC DO I KNOW WHEN IT STARTS AND WHERE?!?!???
I once read in a fic: If you cant do it right do it as wrong as u can
As someone who is publicly anointed as a chaotic evil (or chaotic neutral at best) I took that advice to heart
I now drink any alcohol in a Winnie the Pooh mug
You know that moment when ur brain isn’t braining but ur mind is minding and ur kinda just
~HMM~
I prob wont get much answers here (and i will try on *ew* Reddit *ew* and will prob not get any answers there either) BUT
can someone PLEASE give me fic recs where the archive staff (idc which they are, and idc if u mix them) feel bad abt how they treated/are treating Jonn he may be serving (however unwilling) the Eye he still tries to be human
LIKE I NEED FICS THAT PEOPLE OTHER THAN MARTIN (luv him but i feel like he is the only one) THAT CARES ABT JON AS A PERSON
Look what I did
*holds up following image like a child showing to its parents*
HELLO
I would just like to remind everyone that computers work on RGB (Red Green and Blue) and we only saw Red and Blue
Do i have theories?? MANY
but i dont think i have had enough time to process the ep and what im thinking
QUEENIE IS KINGERS PASSWORD GUYS
no one
AND I MEAN NO ONE
can convince me that Jon and Martin aren’t the embodiment of “Would You Fall in Love with Me Again” from Epic the musical
I am an animation student and i have a group project for a short animation
I WAS ABLE TO “SUBTLY” MAKE IT INSPIRED BY THE ANGLERFISH