Your neighborhood lazy artist

Welcome to my twisted mind. You'll find many things here. Including my inconsistent art styles, and sporadic posts of said art! (and maybe some photography)

[wiselwisel]

[cydonianmystery-deactivated-dea]

N U N   R A V E

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BLESS THIS MOSH PIT

[debonairbexar-deactivated202108]

“Drop the blessed bass sister Mary Bethel!”

[weallneedsomethingtobelievein]

I’m not gonna lie, this made my night.

[xoxo-gossip-gay]

I thought this gonna be young ravers dressed as nuns but nope. they nuns.

[an-impasse]

@rivendown

[anti-pedo-patrol]

Fucking stab that reblog button if you hate pedos

[oatmilksupremacy]

honestly? keanu reeves should have been in the MCU by now

[oatmilksupremacy]

honestly keanu reeves should’ve been doctor strange

[oatmilksupremacy]

marvel wouldn’t even need to spend money on cgi because keanu reeves can just do that

[ladynixxis]

You come into my house

AND DISRESPECT MY CUMBERBATCH

HOW DARE

[ladynixxis]

There isn’t enough of a discussion about self harm. About the people who feel so low, so overwhelmed that the only thing they can do to find solid ground is to hurt themselves.

People who, if you asked anyone that thinks they know them, would never dream that they’d do such a thing.

There is no look.

There aren’t always outward signs.

The happiest seeming people are more often than not the ones in the MOST pain.

Ask them. When they say they’re fine and shift their eyes to the side, say “No, really, are you actually okay?”

Because they’re not.

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[circamortem]

“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”

[tehrogue]

why has no one drawn king dice doing this

[lily-orchard]

Bad idea for a Romantic Comedy The Chief of Police is married to a Mob Boss, and they have to keep “just failing” to catch each other. When one of them hits the other in a shootout, it’s followed with “Oh I’m never going to hear the end of this…”

“So how was your day at work?” “YOU FUCKING SHOT ME! THAT WAS MY DAY AT WORK!”

[sirhate]

We clearly have different definitions of bad.

[ladynixxis]

I want it

[roach]

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[lenasai]

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the-universe-at-large

roach:

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YES YOU DID

high-saffron

the more you reblog this the more it breaks

the-universe-at-large

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

dangergays

literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd

[actualchiotdelphine]

i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed

[passingphase]

wh

[fish-food-s]

what the fuck

[here-to-vent-deactivated2018062]

???????????

[roman-ciful]

o kay

[love-couldbe-my-weakness]

Hmmm I’m unbeatable my tumblr is the strongest

[arteacactus]

W ha t

[abraxasrinbalt]

It took about five or so seconds longer to load than your average post… Humm.

[ladynixxis]

:thinking:

[thefluffyslipper]

Dante vs Marvel

A fun mini-comic commissioned by Andrew Roby. Took longer than I planned, but it was a wonderful working experience and I really enjoyed working on this. Finally got a crack at humans, lololol. If you enjoyed Andrew’s writing in this, you can find more of his work at his [website]. Also, check out the [speedpaint] for this project! It’s quite fun to watch, I must admit.

[ladynixxis]

GOD BLESS. MAKE IT REAL. GIMME

[dreadianz]

[deliveryxiao]

NO WAY LMAO

[thebeauramos]

Omfg

[kingfarron]

I’M DONE 

[lovelyrosebun]

Yesssssss

[harveyjames-deactivated20190122]

For five years now my tumblr has been strictly news about my work and upcoming projects and then someone made this 

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

I AM DONE

[ladynixxis]

GOD BLESS WHOEVER DID THIS

[ruinedchildhood]

source

[ruinedchildhood]

Avengers: Ok We’ve got 24 hours to stop this bozo that just wiped out half of the entire universe…

[ladynixxis]

*dies*

[spoopy-latte]

my undertale theory is gaster was drinking when his drunk ass fell into the core so in conclusion gaster is rick sanchez

[cryptidallycat]

Shuri shouting out the floor is lava and recording the confusion among the avengers wondering why tchalla king of Wakanda hopped up on a counter cause goddammit his little sister pulls this shit all the time and peter is stuck on the wall because he’s also a child of the internet and understands the meme life and now his fate is sealed there will never not be a time Shuri isn’t camera ready and yelling out the floor is lava to see the wackiest places she could get peter to stick on

[thequantumqueer]

T’Challa ignored her once so she developed synthetic deployable lava and the next time she yelled the floor is lava it actually was. T’Challa lives in fear now because he knows if he doesn’t pretend the floor is dangerous, it will be.

[anonymousrobinhoodqueer]

Once she got peter to stick onto T’Challa.

[mithrils-hanger]

Everytime she does this, Thor is the first to find high ground. because Loki used to play the same game, and Loki was never one for ‘pretend’.

[sevi007]

I need fanart of, like, all of these scenarios.

[hashtagloveloses]

strange gets fucking sick of it one day and turns the floor into a lava illusion to fuck with everyone. Natasha finally cracks a smile at this game now that everybody is whimpering in fear.

[un-rare-deactivated20151106]

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

[huntinthedwellin98]

everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy

[anonymoussong]

[elvenkingtranduil-deactivated20]

Not a rock THE  ARKENSTONE 

[glorfy-the-bright-haired-ellon]

Why just one rock Why not three Why not the silmarils

[mondknight]

#i’m pretty sure there’s an entire book on the topic ‘why not silmarils’  (x)

[desidesidesi]

And one on why not the arkenstone

[cakeisnotpie]

You’re right. Just get them a ring.

[bcfurs]

[totally-not-nyarlathotep]

do not get them a ring

[penelopevalentine]

Can’t not reblog this again

[keterkid]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[discipleofpuck]

People

[gentlepanpirate]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou-blog]

yeah… weird

[ladynixxis]

krooonnnkkk...!

[s-leary]

The best part of this Avenatti-Cohen thing–

Let me back up. If you were busy on Tuesday, you missed Some Shit™ going down. Michael Avenatti, Stormy Daniels’s lawyer, actually knows how to lawyer. He pulled on the thread of the LLC that was used to pay her off and unraveled a whole flying carpet of Russian donations and US corporate bribery to the same account.

(John Rogers on Twitter, a national treasure)

And the current theory is that Avenatti got specifics on this via leaks from the Treasury Department’s FinCEN division, which collects Suspicious Activity Reports (SARs) on bank accounts that have weird transactions. His information is good; it was very shortly backed up by the New York Times, Washington Post, etc., etc.

– okay, so the best part of this is that Robert Mueller absolutely, without question, has whatever FinCEN has on Cohen, Trump, and the whole gang. He has more than Avenatti does, and he’s had it for months. A huge portion of his team are financial crimes experts. There’s no way FinCEN wasn’t one of their first stops. And it gives me great joy to picture their interaction:

Mueller, strolling into FinCEN with Starbucks: Hey, guys, how’s it going? Listen, do you have any SARs on… all these assholes?

FinCEN: Mmm-hmm.

Mueller: Yes. I will take all the deep fried goods involving these people.

FinCEN, snapping its collective gum: Yeah, lemme run you some copies. One sec.

So the next time the Trump administration keeps you up at night, I want you to close your eyes and envision the number of industrial-size toner cartridges that have given their lives in service to Mr. Mueller’s investigation. Look at the size of that pile. Just look at it. It’s so beautiful. I think of all those depleted black plastic cylinders, and I smile.

[s-leary]

LOL, Avenatti is not quitting anytime soon.

Remember that wacky period before the inauguration when C-SPAN had cameras in the lobby of Trump Tower? Avenatti does.

And now Slate is On It™.

We’re gonna need a bigger popcorn bucket.

[lauraannegilman]

As an American living through this period of to-be-history, I alternate between hysterical laughter and hysterical sobbing. As a student of history-as-was, I’m delighted for the students of the future, who are going to have so much WTF in their US history classes…

[cincodemayonaisee]

WARNING: ANIMAL CRUELTY

Apparently people have been adopting dogs and either killing them themselves or dropping them to a kill shelter (and one even said they were flying them to poor Asian areas to be eaten) under the Twitter hashtag #pitbulldropoff

This is completely cruel and evil and word needs to get around about these demons so everyone knows what these demons are planning to do to dogs once they get ahold of them.

If you know someone or if you yourself is planning to give away a pitty by craigslist soon, DONT and wait for awhile!!!! They act like they’re going to adopt them and act all nice then they get rid of them, don’t be fooled!!

DM me for uncensored names!!!!!!!!

[cisnowflake]

Someone should tell these people I will fucking end them.

[blightout-deactivated20210117]

What the actual fuck?!? This is outrageous and disgusting!

[blightout-deactivated20210117]

BOOST THIS even if it doesn’t match your blog theme please

[yourlgbtfriends]

This may not be lbgt related but I couldn’t not reblog it to here. This blog is a platform that gives me a voice and I’m using it. Spread this. please.

[tiddlywynks]

The reason these “demons” are killing pitball puppies is because of how many children/babies pitbulls have killed

[blightout-deactivated20210117]

Every single breed of dog has the potential to kill. Every. Single. One. I have encountered far more violent dalmatians, chowchows, chihuahuas, and others compared to pitbulls. You are disgusting if you think the reported pitbull attacks can justify killing off an entire breed you vile excuse for a human being. 

I am a veterinary science major who has studied many breeds and their behaviors and other traits. You don’t think labs have killed kids? That goldens haven’t? Pitbull attacks are the ones that are showed to media the most, while other instances of breeds attacking is kept on the downlow because of the appearances and stigmas around the breed. The main reasons for pitbull attacks? Their owners. Either they were abused or were not kept inside. Many attacks by dogs are also energetic excited pooches wanting to play but not knowing their strength (it’s how my doberman has left me scratched up).

 I have been attacked by chow mixes, labs, collies, etc, but never a pitbull. I have a pit and she has only ever saved my life MULTIPLE times. You can’t justify the murder of an entire breed.

Killing a breed won’t save kids, responsible dog owners will.

[cincodemayonaisee]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏^^^^^^^^

[you-wanna-fight-bro]

@blightout

Say it louder for the assholes in the back

[blightout-deactivated20210117]

KILLING A BREED WON’T SAVE KIDS, RESPONSIBLE DOG OWNERS WILL. 

[yourlgbtfriends]

Sorry, with the addition I made via my main blog I had to reblog this again

[23cherryfreckles]

This

This

Fucking bullshit is what makes me want to be Roxie. This makes me want to give up my humanity so I can take out garbage like THIS. Animal cruelty is something I would hurt another person over, without even stopping to think about it.

[justwritingscibbles]

This is disgusting!!

These dogs are beautiful!! Only because a handful bite and their breed is publicized as aggressive creatures????

Humans need to stop being so cruel!!! I’m spreading this awareness. Pitbulls are gorgeous animals.

[a-broke-in-heart-deactivated202]

FUCK THESE PEOPLE MAN. MY PITBULL IS THE SWEETEST THING. I WILL FUCKING END SOMEONES FUCKING LIFE. I WILL KILL FOR THESE DOGS. THIS ENRAGES ME.

[albelrosatandiviklorne-deactiva]

HOW DARE THEY THE HEARTLESS MONSTERS

[mischeviousfaeriedragon]

Someone report them for the police

[shesananqel]

THOSE FUCKING WHORES BETTER STOP OR I’M GONNA GO OVER THERE AND PERSONALLY DELIVER THEM A PUNCH IN THE THROAT 

[ladynixxis]

I reported the #ers on Twitter when I saw what was starting AND I'LL ABSOLUTELY REBLOG HERE CAUSE YEAH! EVERYTHING EVERYONE ELSE HAS SAID, AND THEN SOME! YOU CAN ALSO DM ME AND I'LL GIVE YOU NAMES. (I also have the street address of the guy who's claiming to kill them himself, if that interests anyone, I didn't do the dox, I just have it)

[akhunty-deactivated20240130]

IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

[salty-red-mage]

This is very real.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/amp/human-rights-groups-urge-egypt-halt-crackdown-gays-n806641

[sparkhelpful-deactivated2024022]

I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE ONLY ONE FOLLOWER PLEASE EVERYONE REBLOG THIS!!!

[ladynixxis]

This proves how DIFFERENT the western world is, how much we've grown on this side of the world, as a race; that any of us can be so shocked by such a thing, as criminal charges for being LGBTQ+ Just because a flag was flown at a concert or someone "seems” gay. Reblog this, if you safely can. You have allies, even if we're far away, we're fighting for your rights.