Into The Abyss

Resha's Personal (Nonsense) Blog - Just here to have a good time.

[prokopetz]

The ultimate power move in a vampire/fairy rivalry would be the fairy inviting the vampire over for tea. The vampire has natural dominion over anyone who invites them into their home, the fairy has natural dominion over anyone who violates the laws of hospitality, and neither can refuse the appointment without showing weakness, so it’d just be a constant headgame of the vampire trying to manoueuvre the fairy into a position where the obligations of hospitality allow the vampire to eat them, and the fairy trying to trick the vampire into doing something that would allow the fairy to declare them a poor guest.

[bettedavisgf]

it’s all about reverting to your embarrassing hobbies from 2009 when you realize you were actually right the whole time

[teaboot]

I think the Avengers cinematic series lost it’s appeal pretty much the same second I realized the directors were never going to make the team be friends

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

[bunjywunjy]

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

[exigencelost]

Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey

[shiobookmark]

This one?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

found two silver chalices in a velvet box in this house in the woods, if i hypothetically drank from one how fucked do you think i am? should i leave the other out with wine in it or something not a joke thank you

i don’t know if this is a reference or something but this is so fucking funny i don’t even know what to tell you. absolute peak nonsense. i think you’re in a Huge amount of trouble but I don’t know how.

[rat-knife]

not a reference didn’t have wine so now one is sitting on the table full of grape juice

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

YOU NEED TO PUT THESE BACK

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[dawnofslime]

I am a peddler of chubby cat pics

[digital-phonetics]

Pray. Show me your wares

[dawnofslime]

[callmebliss]

I HAVE COIN

[985491538712658]

is it possible to feel a connection to someone you’ve never met

[writhe]

“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

[writhe]

this is what was happening if anyone was wondering 

[cycas]

Was reminded of this map of second age middle-earth that my husband made for the Silmarillion tabletop roleplaying game he GMs (see why I married him???)  Ink on handmade paper.   You can see the mountains of Mordor middle left.  Gives an idea of scale.   This is before the fall of Numenor, so it’s flat-world, and after the fall of Eregion. 

[officialtayley]

there’s a whole mission where you have to do things for scooter cause he made you the executor of his will….. this just makes me emotional again

[soontobedeactivated12345]

when you’re finally getting the corgi pokemon you’ve wanted for years but you’re scared you won’t like its evolution(s)

[marimacha-tonto]

Some guy at Chicago Pride (2018) dressed up as Spider-Man and climbed the roof to drop rainbow bead necklaces for people who spotted him.

[anissapierce]

Two other pictures my friend took from across the street

[jellybeankitten]

I didn’t have the best view at pride, but I was able to photograph Spider-Man! 

[media-schmedia]

no cops at pride only spiderman

[weirdmageddon]

this unused memory pic in botw is killing me. i have so many questions

who took this pic. why is link doing the jutsu pose. why is zelda like “oh shit whatcha gonna do link is gonna jutsu you lol haha look out”. where would you even find this memory

[starkeaton]

its unused because link is repressing this memory

[buon-giornos]

[w6-art]

I’m obsessed with two things right now.

1. Borderlands

2. Weird wikihow illustrations

So heres some wikihow redraws to sate both my appetites for the moment.