Wouter

🇳🇱 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 not exactly living up to my username

[locowolf-deactivated20250811]

compared myself to people my age who are so much farther ahead in life than me

[anarqueeen]

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

[anarqueeen]

Normal sized fidget toy

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[pansyfemme]

there are songs i hear and go “man there is no way anyone actually listens to this” and then you hear it on the radio 300 times a day and the album is nominated for a grammy and there are fans who spend every dollar they have on merch and concert tickets to sold out stadiums of people who all love that song. and you wonder if maybe you’re the one who’s wrong but then you hear it again and decide that nope, you’re right and everyone else has lost their minds

[artfortheages]

“Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.”

— P. T. Barnum

[despazito]

pegging clowns????

[happys-hall-of-horrible-things]

pegging hung clowns????

[elmachetecriollo]

This is why this website is worth negative money

[1800snostalgia]

Mugshot of a 2-year-old Francois Bertillon, arrested for eating a basket of pears

Follow for more 1800s nostalgia

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

#who the fuck arrested a two year old #what police officer was like YOU’RE COMING WITH ME SON #was it javert #i bet it was javert (x)

[luanna801]

So actually these photos were taken by the kid’s uncle, Alphonse Bertillon, who was a French police officer and inventor of the mug shot. These photos were just taken as a joke, probably when Bertillon was developing his mugshot technique and needed someone to practice on.

No actual two-year-olds were arrested in the creation of these photos!

[albaficalover]

“1880s nostalgia” with a pic from 1993 yes of course

[onion-souls]

There was also an 1893

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

From people thinking a toddler was actually arrested, to people somehow misreading “1800s nostalgia” as “1880s,” to this person thinking a fucking daguerreotype was taken in the 1990s… this whole thread was a ride I didn’t expect to take today. 

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

This is worse than the math post

[lichpresence-deactivated2020101]

[sexhaver]

owned

[hotvampireadjacent]

evicted

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

[dragongirlbunny]

[baby-coma-deactivated20191025]

[vapidsocialite]

Hillæo

HiLLæoo

[kaijuno]

[adirtnap]

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

a review from the cispontine end of london bridge, 8th of april 2023

[anphivenas]

[kosmonin]

[dragongirlvenom]

absolutely legendary fucking poster holy shit

[segamascott]

[starcatching]

#me logging onto tumblr dot com

[spiralfucker]

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

[pansydivided]

im fascinated by this. how much can you tell about the christian sex store without doxxing yourself i need to know more