lamb in wolf's clothing

[tomorrowillbeyou]

down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tomorrowillbeyou]

getting many questions about FOUND DIVORCE. FOUND DIVORCE is when TWO PEOPLE who were NOT EVEN MARRIED are already DIVORCED. thank you.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the fuck is going on with optimus prime?

[fairygoulish]

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

[jewishpangolin]

[grecoromanyaoi]

he has the kind submissive and breedable aura you only see in diocletian-era male christian martyrs.

[evilwizard]

okay, hold on, time out. that’s not fair. if they’re allowed to shoot energy beams using the power of friendship, i should be able to summon a monster using the power of divorce

[cockmotif]

holding his hand while I’m up in his pussy because. I get nervous

[willgrahamscock]

the gap in my resume is when I was imagining two repressed homos go at it raw. in my brain

[kibumkim]

[copperfurredfox]

you can love someone and still murder them in cold blood without remorse btw!!! the two are not mutually exclusive and to suggest otherwise is a very heteronormative point of view!!!!

[ahotknife]

i’m choosing to take this personally

[kyrieeleeison]

nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jerking off and killing myself can't fix

[mrsterlingeverything]

The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit

[bogor-o]

@stychu-stych's lambert finds out other lambs narinders say i love you, like, just openly.

[smiggles]

Why do you get off on gore is there something wrong with you

Yes

[xenibenbb]

Cw: suggestive

This came to me randomly

[lambass]

[electronicmail]

No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport