ok iâm SO sorry to hijack this post but if yâall liked this, plzplzplzplzPLEASE watch the new season!! they just released a new season set in modern day, theyâre all aged up and dealing with more current events and ok sorry yâall get the full story SO
Cotton Hill, the angry little white-haired man shown above, is Hankâs father, as the dialogue indicates. Later in the series, Cotton has a baby with his new (much younger) wife Didi, meaning Hank has a new (much younger) half brother. Cotton, being the absolute demon that he was, names the new baby Good Hank. Literally. Legally. Like they call him GH for short.
In the original run, we only ever see GH as a baby, and Cotton eventually dies, never seeing his Good Hank grow up. But in the new season, we see GH again, now a 14 year old boy, and wouldnât you know it, heâs grown up to be a rude, misogynistic kid. Since he wonât listen to his mom Didi (cuz the misogyny) and he has no real male role mode in his life, she asks Hank to take GH under his wing and see if he can course correct his little brother.
After a bit of an awkward start, GH reveals to Hank that he wants to attend a âpersonal developmentâ seminar called ManMade, focusing on âThe Four F-Bombs: Family, Faith, Finances, and Fitness,â put on by an influencer he really loves. In case it isnât obvious enough yet, the influencer looks like this:
So they attend, because at first it just sounds like âgood old-fashioned character buildingâ to Hank. But once theyâre there, the source of GHâs pivot to Cottonhood is revealed; the seminar focuses not on self improvement, but on blaming the women in these menâs lives for all of their problems (shocking, i know). Hank, having had his daily dose of Respect Women Juice with breakfast, tries to speak up against the brainwashing, but is shot down by GH himself (fueled by insecurity and peer pressure), who snaps at him so aggressively, Hank has a full-on Cotton flashback in the middle of the workshop:
And Iâm kinda sorry about it but Iâm gonna go ahead and spoil the episode for you because itâs just. So Good. So Hankâs shaken up, but he knows he still has to do something about this. So he talks to the women in Eli [Not-Andrew-Tate]âs life and finds out enough about who he is as a person to convince GH and the rest of the guys in the workshop that Eli is nothing but a cruel blowhard, with Hank backing himself up with the unimpeachable argument that heâs literally the only one in the room with a wife. The workshop fellas all take a more critical look at themselves and leave ManMade behind, with GH having a newfound respect for his older brother, and women, kinda; as they leave GH cheerily suggests âWe should do something nice for our bitches!â to which Hank replies âYeah, I think we have a little more work to do.â
But so! Later on, theyâre back home, and Didi stops by to pick up GH. Instead of the usual cold shoulder, sheâs greeted by a warm hug from her son, and a junker car in Hankâs driveway that he bought as a project for him and GH to work on together, to eventually give to GH as his first car. The message is clear: the kidâs not perfect, but heâs on a good track. Weâve saved him from the worst. And so, as Didi pulls out of Hankâs driveway, the Hill brothers share one last look and wave goodbye to each other, and the episode ends with this sequence Iâll let speak for itself: