ayy lmao

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[jewblog]

is this niche enough for you guys

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[grumpytrans]

when customers try to get my attention @ work

[midnightlie]

the a team

[sharpneon-moving-deactivated202]

sunnymarcos >>> gayrogue

guess who hyperfixated on dnd

[5i2]

lance: that kinkade guy is so friendly!! everyone else: ????

[eledritch]

y’all: full of salt and bitterness over ships you over-hyped for yourselves and are now blaming the show for

me: LOOK AT ALL OF THESE WONDERFUL POWERFUL BEAUTIFUL FEMALE CHARACTERS I LOVE THEM ALL

[bayardigans]

why is keith animated so…..lovingly.. flowy soft hair sparkly anime eyes and all… whereas if lance so much as moves his head to the side he turns into a convincing looney tunes caricature

[michaelhirshon]

This is fine.

[lancemcclayyn]

finish the vine: come to del taco they got a new thing called

FRESHA..... FRESHAVACADOO!!! FRESHA-

[emrysmerlyn]

Ice Cream!

[ufansius]

Artist’s Robe - Grayson Perry

[ivadeshin]

what I will wear when I approach Taliesin “Pyramid” Jaffe and ask to join his coven

[swoards]

a reporter, interviewing lance after they return to earth: why did you guys leave the garrison in the first place? no one was telling you to go save takashi shirogane and his crash happened well after your curfew

lance:

[gaykieth]

UM some verified irish dude just followed me on twitter????? idk if he followed for vld content or what??? also i don’t understand what it is that he’s doing as a job at all?? like why is he famous??????? i’ll keep y'all posted but i’m thinking it’s gotta be by mistake lol

[lancemcclayyn]

semi famous people follow me on twitter all the time i literally never post anything

[bowkuto-remade]

lance, texting: omg im keysmashing irl right now

hunk: you mean like laughing??

lance: yeah that

[redsun021]

mario is so funny as a character because he’s such a good person but that doesn’t stop him from regularly fighting a toddler

[redsun021]

mario @ bowser jr every time he gets in the way of him giving his dad an old school ass whooping for the 280th time 

[entrapra]

My name is Keith Thunderstorm Darkness Dementia Raven Kogane and I have a medium length black mullet (that’s how I got my name) and purple eyes like an UHHH eggplant and a lot of people tell me I look like Kristen Stewert during The Runaways movie (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Rolo but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a galra, and I go to a aerospace school called the Galaxy Garrison in New Mexico where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black v-neck with matching fingerless gloves and a black leather skinny jeans, a red cropped jacket and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside the Galaxy Garrison. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[wildlifewednesdays]

The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

[bace-jeleren]

LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!

[tsix-xist]

This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.

[queen-mayhem]

if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.