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Wei Wuxian: aw you little cutie

Jin Ling: *stabs*

Wei Wuxian: haha good one, you almost got me!

Wei Wuxian: *coughs up blood*

#wei wuxian #jin ling #this is how I interpret that one scene #incorrect quotes #mdzs #cql #grandmaster of demonic arts #the untamed

Jin Ling: Thanks, dad

Jin Ling: Why is everyone staring at me?

Wei Wuxian: You just called Jiang Cheng "dad"

Jin Ling: No I didn't, I said "thanks, man"

Jiang Cheng: Do you see me as a father figure, Jin Ling?

Jin Ling: No. If anything I see you as a "bother" figure cus you're always bothering me

#wei wuxian: jin ling lies #source: brooklyn 99 #wei wuxian #wwx #jin ling #jiang cheng #incorrect quotes #mdzs #cql #grandmaster of demonic arts #the untamed

Wei Wuxian: I'm not Huaisang, I don't need to cry to get out of difficult situations

Later

Wei Wuxian: *crying*

Lan Wangji: Why are you crying

Wei Wuxian: I was in a difficult situation

#wei wuxian: turns out crying works very well #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wei ying #wwx #lwj #incorrect quotes #mdzs #cql #grandmaster of demonic arts #the untamed

Wen Ning: Do you remember how many times you've breathed?

Lan Sizhui: ????????

#actually does wen ning even breathe anymore #is that a thing that he does as an undead not really human being #does he require to breathe to stay unalive #I have questions #but do I have answers #wen ning #ghost general #lan sizhui #lan yuan #incorrect quotes #mdzs #cql #grandmaster of demonic arts #the untamed

Lan Wangji: do I have a crush on you or am I just lonely

Jiang Yanli: do I like you or do I like that you like me

Jin Zixuan: do I like you or do I like the idea of you

Jiang Cheng: do I want to be in a relationship or do I just want to prove that I am worthy of one

Nie Huaisang: is anyone going to eat this lotus soup or should I just assume that they aren't

#lan wangji #jiang yanli #jin zixuan #jiang cheng #yunmeng siblings #nie huaisang #source: that one tumblr thread #ask me for it and I shall provide #incorrect quotes #mdzs #cql #grandmaster of demonic arts #the untamed

Jin Guangyao: Did you hear about the demonic cultivator who rose to power?

Nie Mingjue: No, I did not.

Jin Guangyao: That is because I am a quiet demonic cultivator.

*muffled sounds of demonic cultivator violence*

#source: the best gorilla joke of 1897 #jin guangyao #meng yao #nie mingjue #incorrect quotes #mdzs #cql #grandmaster of demonic arts #the untamed

Jiang Cheng: WEI WUXIAN

Wei Wuxian: what???

Jiang Cheng: Nothing I'm just practicing for later

#cus he knows he finna be screaming his name sooner or later #most likely sooner than later #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #jc #wwx #incorrect quotes #mdzs #cql #grandmaster of demonic arts #the untamed

*distant screaming*

Lan Sizhui: What's going on?

Ouyang Zizhen: Jingyi found a stick with horse manure on it.

Lan Sizhui: ...and?

Ouyang Zizhen: And he's chasing Jin Ling with it.

Wen Ning: People should have time to do what they want without being worried and just feel safe to be who they really are

Wei Wuxian: Mm, that's a nice thought

Wei Wuxian: Not when you're me though

#wen ning #wei wuxian #yiling laozu #wei ying #wwx #mdzs #cql #grandmaster of demonic arts #the untamed #incorrect quotes

Nie Huaisang: Generational trauma ends with me

Jin Guangyao: because you'll treat your children with love and respect?

Nie Huaisang: no because I won't have any children

#Huaisang: I refuse to have children #Huaisang: children are the spawn of demon and you can not convince me otherwise #nie huaisang #jin guangyao #mdzs #cql #grandmaster of demonic arts #the untamed #incorrect quotes

Wen Qing: What the fuck happened to you

Wei Wuxian: I fucked with my thumb and now it fucking hurts

#wei wuxian #wei ying #yiling laozu #wwx #wen qing #mdzs #cql #grandmaster of demonic arts #the untamed #incorrect quotes

Madam Yu: God, he doesn't even realize he's smelling his own breath and goes around talking about how everything smells like shit today just brush your damn teeth I swe-

Jiang Cheng: I love it when my mom shit talks my dad.

#madam yu #jiang cheng #sandu shengshou #yunmeng jiang #mdzs #cql #grandmaster of demonic arts #the untamed #incorrect quotes

Jin Zixun: how dare you flip me off??

Wei Wuxian: you are mistaken

Wei Wuxian: my middle finger is saying fuck you to me right now

#wen ning: ain't that how it is #wei wuxian #yiling laozu #wei ying #wwx #jin zixun #does anyone even care enough about jin zixun for me to even bother tagging him #idk whatever #mdzs #cql #grandmaster of demonic arts #the untamed #incorrect quotes

Jin Ling: Reasons not the cry

Jin Ling: Reason number one-

Lan Jingyi: the amount of snot???

Lan Jingyi: grossgusting.

#and this is the story of how lan jingyi became gone jingyi #dead jingyi #no longer alive jingyi #murdered by jin ling jingyi #shut the fuck up before jin ling revives you and kills you again jingyi #lan jingyi #jin ling #jin rulan #mdzs #cql #grandmaster of demonic arts #the untamed #lingyi #incorrect quotes

Wen Chao: I am the opposite of humble

Wen Qing: well I am glad that you are self aware

#wen chao: ???? the audacity????#wen chao #wen qing #mdzs #cql #grandmaster of demonic arts #the untamed #incorrect quotes

Lan Xichen: Jingyi, let me know if you ever want a private lesson :D

Lan Jingyi: please...I need lesson.....I am broken and I don't know how to do this

Lan Xichen: sure! :) Let me know when you're available! :D))

#lan xichen #lan jingyi #I forgot what xichen's title was #mdzs #cql #grandmaster of demonic arts #the untamed #incorrect quotes

Wei Wuxian: hey remember that year that I died?

Lan Wangji: yes.

Wei Wuxian: yeah, can it apologize to me?

#wei wuxian #wei ying #yiling laozu #wwx #lan wangji #hanguang jun #lan zhan #wangxian #mdzs #cql #grandmaster of demonic arts #the untamed #incorrect quotes

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