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never not thinking about giant cisterns. THATS immanentizing the eschaton. when we get to heaven and its a bunch of giant wet concrete tunnels with vast columns holding up the ceiling, then you will see...
you know about the tokyo storm drains, yeah?
yeah that's what inspired this post :)
im very exited to go here when i die :)
basilica cistern in istanbul
houstonās is pretty spooky
YO STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE ABSOLUTE SICKEST BLUE BUG
@onenicebugperday !!!!!
"came back wrong" this "lived wrong" that, what about dying wrong. my death will forever cling to you, leaving behind a slimy trail and a metallic taste in your mouth. my soul will forever drag you down like the heavy corpse of a long-dead god, who somehow still grants wishes. you can't tell which one of us is the one not letting go. you know not even your own death will end this.
dont do this to me
people are already reblogging this with their blorbos im doomed
you think god wants you to meal prep?
Me, watching my mutuals speak other languages, not understanding a single word: fucking superb you funky little bilinguals
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Me, sobbing: fucfink sup erbb,
you want my hot take for the evening? people who dont like complainers just havent been exposed to good complaining, and will never know if they themselves have an inborn talent for the art of kvetching
good complaining is some combination of a) funny, b) animated and theatrical, c) insightful re: human foibles, d) inquiry into social trends and norms.it must ALWAYS involve at least a small degree of self awareness, and is often used to build camaraderie and maintain relationships.
source: im jewish
"If she's not careful, she's going to win you over."
āYou are responsible for the minors in your fandom!!!ā
No, Iām fucking not. Iām not your parent. My past-times do not automatically sign me up to act in loco parentis. If you need someone else to monitor your own content consumption online, go get mommy and/or daddy to set up a content blocker on your computer.
Louder for the minors in the back, please.
What Iām responsible for in my fandom:
1. Making a good faith effort to include relevant and informative tags and labels on my creative works.
2. Making a good faith effort to use the āauthor chose not to warnā rating, aĀ ācontains potentially upsetting contentā note, cuts or community ratings, or otherwise indicating that there might be untagged, triggering content if Iām not up to or donāt want to tag it.
3. Being a good fandom citizen; not sending death threats or hate, not bullying people, being kind and thoughtful to those I interact with, and leaving alone things that would prompt me to act otherwise.
4. Curating my own experience; not engaging with people or material that I know will be harmful or upsetting to me, disengaging when I realize that something is harmful or upsetting to me, and using tools such as blocklists and tag filters to hide content I donāt want to see.
5. Doing the opposite of whatever the fuck bullshit is going on in tiktok at all times.
Martin Lutherās 95 Theses nailed to the church door, but two other pieces of paper have been nailed on beneath it, reading āOP is a Heretyckā and āHot Single Serfs in thine Area! Clycke thou hereā
Itās important that everyone understand that, when I say that I ālikeā a villainous character, what I in fact mean is that I consider them to be both cool and morally praiseworthy, as well as correct in their aims and methods and worthy of emulation by people in the real world. Just in case there was any ambiguity on this point.
I further elaborate that I consider them to be An Excellent Role-Model for Impressionable Children.
you bitches could have warned me about Tenoch Huerta as Namor like goddamn
#heās the softest and cutest
EDDIE MUNSON in STRANGER THINGS 4
Hate it when recipe titles make claims about how long it takes to make the dish. You don't know what I'm capable of. I can make any one of Rachel Ray's 30 minute meals in 2 hours flat.
Rachel ray chops 1-2 veggies, and everything else is storebought, prechopped, a FANTASTIC option but not available for everyone all the time. She also has good knife skills and has been cooking professionally for 100 years or something like that
If you want to achieve Rayray speeds, here are some tips
if it's not a sensory issue, don't chop your veggies really fine (it is for me, i fucking MINCE because cooked onion texture makes me want to die)
consider grating or using a food processor
seasoning mixes! jarred garlic! you live in the future~
if you have the option and the time, a prep day once a week or so to prechop all your veggies and make your starches is a lifesaver. You can listen to all of your podcasts and your ambient watching shows like Riverdale at this time. THIS is the time for a wendigoon podcast.
automatic can opener.
Learning to do multiple things at once is an important time skill. Learning to boil your pasta water while you make the sauce and timing it all so that it's all done at the same time is a helpful skill to have, and it's a MAJOR part of the "30 minute" part.
the marketing is actually pretty false though and even, like, SAHMs who love to cook struggle with the 30 minute part, which is why we all use hello fresh ngl.
half homemade is so valid you guys
If you are a white kid with a positive relationship (as in they are not abusing you and generally like you as a kid and want you to like them) with a casually racist family member have you considered guilt tripping them? It's been a highly effective tactic with my grampa. When he used to pop off with shit I wouldn't give him a dissertation like my mom and uncle did bcus he'd just dig in his heels and argue. Instead, I found a well placed "wow :( no it's fine I just like idk. I didn't know you were like that :(((( " worked WONDERS. If you want to deradicalize people, don't focus on writing essays for random trolls online. Just make your racist family feel bad for being racist. You might even be able to sneak some idk facts and logic into them after you've been doing that consistently while hanging out.
I'm middle aged now and have reached a status in my family and among my inlaws that I can even just douse them with a look of shocked disgust and they receive the message that what they're saying is way out of line for their social strata.
It seems to be slowly making inroads with some of them, because they start thinking over the bullshit they're parroting, and considering what about it is so nasty.
Letting them intellectualize their bullshit doesn't work. It's too comfortable for them to continue to regurgitate talking points they heard on talk radio. You gotta activate their anxiety about rejection, and prepare to actually do some rejecting.
If you want them to realize the ideas they're spouting have real world consequences, then they need to see consequences can happen to them.
Bonus: my kid sees me reacting with overt disgust and learns that racism is disgusting and horrifying, rather than something to be calmly abstracted and divorced from reality.
