Lauren

I don't know what to put here.

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

am i constantly tired? yes.

but am i staying awake when i should be sleeping? also yes.

[rosswoodpark]

Everyone talks about how animals can see colors we can’t but I wanna know wtf my dog is smelling for three minutes on the sidewalk

[kalichnikov]

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!

[michellepsychologist]

My heart ❤️

[dani-draws-201]

😢💜💛

[justspilledcoffee]

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

cute puppy what breed is he

[purified-zone]

sideways

[fatherofthebride]

the lock jammed on the front door of my shitty prewar apartment building so i just spent twenty minutes forcing it open while my very drunk neighbor sat on the steps nodding at my efforts and going “this is fun. being locked out together. we should hang out more”

[fatherofthebride]

he’s like 6’2” and jacked at one point he was like “try a kick. try… kicking it” so i donkey kicked it as hard as i could and it did absolutely nothing but he was still like “wow. more torque…. than i expected. you’ve got a surprising, uh. torque to size ratio” and i think i’m putting it on my resume

[make--it--gayer]

[autumngracy]

I feel like this person at the Tribune has no idea that gay people were also killed in the holocaust …

[dollymyfolly-deactivated2026032]

I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t put their life together

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

[princesstigerbelle]

[gorps]

[lord-kitschener]

Meowboys

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

cows are so wild like here I am walking through a field surrounded by 30, 1200 pound animals who are Fully Convinced I am capable of killing them with my bare hands so they are dutifully cautious of me

but then sometimes they suddenly think “hey wait…maybe WE could kill HER” and they start getting uppity so I have to pick up a stick and walk toward them as if I could do anything about it and they think

“oh hm wait….she has a branch now……… … We wouldn’t stand a chance……”

[no-rx]

oh cows know about sticks

[ostolero]

dogs deserve to live forever

[charlotteinfinityxx-deactivated]

And humans don’t?

[ostolero]

absolutely not

[rehlaxe]

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

[kim-jisoo]

everyone: damn, it sucks that summer is ending

me:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

After baths my dog Kylie always runs around at full speed with her face on the floor to dry it off she just goes hog wild and she’s having flea problems rn bc they’re bad this summer even with medication obvs so I just gave her a flea bath which are super drying so I rubbed her down with coconut oil afterward and what I’m leading up to here is there is now a slime weasel that we can not grab ricocheting at full speed between furniture like some sort of chaotic oily pinball

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fewer bisexuals who are suave and seductive

more bisexuals who are incredibly awkward around their same-sex crushes b/c they were never taught how to flirt in gay

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every bisexual who reblogged this feels specifically individually targeted by this post

[parselmouthfrog]

I fell down bleachers at a roller derby bout because the girl I liked was so pretty so this is painfully true.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is the most wlw sentence i have ever encountered 

[spice-ghouls]

hey I’m starting a girl gang of lesbians, we’re gonna wear spiked leather jackets and beat up people who tell bi girls that they’re only bisexual because “guys think it’s hot”. reblog if you want in.

[spice-ghouls]

fantastic, our numbers are growing. next on the agenda is fistfighting TERFs and anyone else who disrespects trans women. we meet in the Dennys parking lot at dawn.

[featuresofinterest]

it seems so strange to me that the only people it is socially acceptable to live with (once you reach a certain stage in life) are sexual partners? like why can’t i live with my best friend? why can’t i raise a child with them? why do i need to have sex with someone in order to live with them? why do we put certain relationships on a pedestal? why don’t we value non-sexual relationships enough? why do life partners always have to be sexual partners?

[skygenders]

I’m coining generation Nobody Knows for people born in 1995-2000

[skygenders]

generation Nobody Knows has the qualities of both Millennials and Gen Z. We are broke and miserable like Millenials and frothing at the mouth and out for blood like Gen Z.